This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: May 19, 2023
May 12
me getting ready for the plans i said yes to pic.twitter.com/BhsnqtR7lf
— Maxine🍒 (@chaesoberrie) May 13, 2023
Forming a militia with the fellas to liberate Mother's Day. pic.twitter.com/PEvpqnZ4Up
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) May 12, 2023
— Teddy Ferrari (@lemonsproda) May 12, 2023
will never listen to gorillaz the same again https://t.co/jgFKXQbDNX pic.twitter.com/mPcfo1Pm2c
— mount bellyache (@mountbellyache) May 12, 2023
it's quite delightful https://t.co/HFujkasKfF pic.twitter.com/ZK9HHsDp9V
— Roxy (@RoxyTall) May 12, 2023
https://t.co/DjOSsSNMK8 pic.twitter.com/lnT0OJth85
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) May 12, 2023
Austin Reaves. pic.twitter.com/r86noakfin
— Reyda 🦖 (@MsReyda) May 13, 2023
Janelle Monae, tracing the relatable post-coming-out trajectory from "24-song concept albums about futuristic androids whose experience mirrors the plight of multiple oppressed groups" to "I like butts"
— THE NEIGHBORS #3 out 5.24.23 (@byJudeDoyle) May 12, 2023
I think about this tweet a lot https://t.co/oPmUuqIVrW pic.twitter.com/68Rj9svLVK
— Warlock | A D&D Audio Drama⭐ (@Warlockdnd) May 13, 2023
VITAMIN WATER: we're like water, but with vitamins
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) May 13, 2023
ME: which ones
VITAMIN WATER: well sugar is a vitamin
ME: no it's not
VITAMIN WATER: what about blue
from my kid's elementary school facebook group, i literally cannot pic.twitter.com/EPBrUf2YpC
— abby (@abby4thepeople) May 12, 2023
It's honestly kinda rude to be an optimist at this point. Like at least have the decency to be spiritually crushed by the weight of it all, ya know what I mean?
— Clare Belford (@clarebelford) May 12, 2023
imagine waking up from like, not even that long a coma, just from a couple of weeks in a coma, and seeing this pic.twitter.com/qHABYc4aUR
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) May 12, 2023
I love Canadian heckles pic.twitter.com/1ooy6w5agv
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) May 12, 2023
MARK JACKSON: I would never invite Mr. Bean into my home. That man is a danger to himself and others.
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) May 13, 2023
JEFF VAN GUNDY: When I was 8, my grandmother looked me directly in the eyes and told me the exact day I will die. I am haunted by the knowledge.
MIKE BREEN: James at the line. pic.twitter.com/EWcXgx20ly
May 13
unsolved mysteries is so scary. like what happened
— gary human (@nokia3108) May 14, 2023
i personally love the direction movies are headed. i was getting so sick of filmmakers trying to deepen my understanding of the human condition. i just want actors i recognize to wear bald caps and tell me the story of the first blackberry or who invented nikes. i love products!
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) May 14, 2023
No way she put her toes inna ponytail https://t.co/vVqBXOrRQ8
— mommiana (@mommiana5) May 14, 2023
That look 💓😂 pic.twitter.com/bKpJc9KDET
— The Best (@Figensport) May 13, 2023
I mean. https://t.co/A2jvg66eQa pic.twitter.com/2cVnO46F13
— Hannah Grieco (@writesloud) May 13, 2023
https://t.co/DsnKw6U1Zs pic.twitter.com/paDzhSxjLX
— Alan Sepinwall (@sepinwall) May 13, 2023
me: "why tf does my back hurt??"
— Maxine🍒 (@chaesoberrie) May 13, 2023
also me: pic.twitter.com/ZHaJMkb6LL
The fire department are trying to show they're supportive but I'm fully dying at the implication that we will simply just all burn pic.twitter.com/ufKq0m67BO
— Jazz ⧗ (@DerpSwan) May 13, 2023
Off-leash dog owners pic.twitter.com/llkOqgZqQd
— Emma Pope (@emmerpope) May 13, 2023
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