May 13
Belong.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 13, 2017
We belong.
We belong together. pic.twitter.com/31K0njgCpA
Daughter is informed she can't have a snail as a pet. pic.twitter.com/OjE7Q49TR3
— James Henry (@james_blue_cat) May 13, 2017
May 14
Official White House Statement #MothersDay2017 pic.twitter.com/HX4oBlfJMP
— (((Jeff Tiedrich))) (@jefftiedrich) May 14, 2017
@JoeMande At least it wasn't this one. pic.twitter.com/wHYiLzTJKi
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) May 14, 2017
I see we're still calling them the alt-right, like they're an experimental folk-country band that happens to be a little bit impolite.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) May 14, 2017
May 15
"Excuse me, where's the lobby?"
— Dave Jorgenson (@davejorgenson) May 15, 2017
"I don't know but here is some classified information on ISIS" pic.twitter.com/CzLOqtVil9
I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have built our whole country on an Indian burial ground
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) May 16, 2017
I would like to respectfully request we start tweeting this panel now instead. pic.twitter.com/nRniTBMmVa
— Mike, but furious (@mikerugnetta) May 15, 2017
Look Ma! I've finally made it on an American Televis-- never mind #TheLeftoversHBO pic.twitter.com/AHUKbaz8GK
— David Daradan (@DavidDaradan) May 16, 2017
May 16
In or out? https://t.co/CewlogJVJh
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) May 16, 2017
There are three kinds of tweeters pic.twitter.com/iIehafbg4K
— Etan Weisfogel (@EtanHeytan) May 16, 2017
Meanwhile, at the Tim Allen forums pic.twitter.com/3iErjHKvwG
— Chris Plante (@plante) May 16, 2017
May 17
Meanwhile, in fun countries. https://t.co/SHbW3Qf9Xt
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) May 17, 2017
2015: Netflix and chill
— Caitlin Kelly (@caitlin__kelly) May 18, 2017
2017: WaPo and freak out
May 18
You might say we're moving on you like a bitch. When you're a democracy, they let you do it. https://t.co/hoI3Urtq8B
— Susie Meister (@susie_meister) May 18, 2017
@TIME Fixed this for you. *Turn on audio* pic.twitter.com/7soqnUZI7r
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) May 18, 2017
RIP ROGER!!!!! ⚰️⚰️⚰️ pic.twitter.com/iSl1soRCkR
— John Early (@bejohnce) May 18, 2017
Remember when you put a picture of Gabrielle Giffords in crosshairs on your map of politicians who voted for Obama's healthcare bill? https://t.co/DRRf0Httdw
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 18, 2017
Hillary might have inspired my four-year-old daughter to be president one day but Trump has convinced her she could be president right now.
— Doctor Happyknuckles (@drhappyknuckles) May 18, 2017
slap me at the popcorn calendar pic.twitter.com/TjjGffFKLR
— ° Will Wiesenfeld ° (@BATHSmusic) May 18, 2017
May 19
starting to wonder if this network has some institutional problems https://t.co/UUYEeFuXtr
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) May 19, 2017
So "no one told me!" is the story now? Look, either Mike Pence is lying or he is *profoundly* stupid. That's it. Those are the choices. https://t.co/hSXGytOk66
— shauna (@goldengateblond) May 19, 2017
