May 11
"not. today" pic.twitter.com/0sxAnMhXr5
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) May 11, 2019
Drogo died in front of Daenerys
— John Alexander⚾️ (@jalex_819) May 11, 2019
Viserion died in front of Daenerys
Jorah died in front of Daenerys
Rhaegal died in front of Daenerys
Missandei died in front of Daenerys
The Rockets died in front of Daenerys
depression is like your brain texting back "k" for every remotely positive thought you've ever had (but only after the three dots and then nothing for four hours)
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 11, 2019
May 12
Happy Mother's Day to all the women raising their boyfriends
— Chantelle (@Chant_ella) May 12, 2019
wow yelling "5 SECOND RULE" after watching a dog take a dump makes people CURIOUS
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) May 12, 2019
Happy Mother's Day... whether you like it or not!
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) May 12, 2019
Love,
Georgia
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) May 12, 2019
May 13
When Arya gets back to Winterfell to tell Sansa what happened .. pic.twitter.com/UwuLAGmkh7
— 𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟. (@MrFlyyyGuyyy) May 13, 2019
A big shout out to Lena Headey who made $1,000,000 an episode this season for standing at a window drinking a glass of wine. An icon. pic.twitter.com/n44MAQsK0b
— James Potter (@dontforgetjames) May 13, 2019
He's so grateful 😭 pic.twitter.com/cgD0TXwJlW
— laney (@misslaneym) May 13, 2019
Now THIS is my kind of content. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/qbVnBUmliZ
— Casey Baker (@CaseyBake16) May 13, 2019
#GameOfThrones
— (●´ω｀●) (@OnFireGaspy) May 13, 2019
well shit.... pic.twitter.com/1BZizwdsIa
having a job is weird because we're in the middle of a major extinction event
— 🏕 liz 📀 (@lizzoaw) May 13, 2019
Why would you waste money on a service that carries Game of Thrones when you could just absorb the plot of each episode as hundreds of furious live-tweets. I have been consuming the show in this fashion for at least four seasons, as a whale consumes krill.
— Lee May 🚮 (@new_waster) May 13, 2019
kinda seems like nobody 69s anymore! certainly not much activity in the forum i moderate about it at the very least.
— James Hartnett (@jameshartnett) May 13, 2019
Cool nugget from Raptors very international team. Serge Ibaka speaks french to Pascal Siakam, spanish to Marc Gasol & english to the rest team. When Serge & Gasol doubled Joel Embiid they would yell where to help from in Spanish so Joel (who speaks french) could not understand.
— Rosalyn Gold-Onwude (@ROSGO21) May 13, 2019
May 14
Good luck guys. https://t.co/LMzzgbqX0I
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) May 14, 2019
Lou Dobbs butchering the pronunciation of"pikachu" is going to be my new ringtone pic.twitter.com/K9CWXYpyT7
— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) May 14, 2019
Look at this dumb shit. Look at it. pic.twitter.com/okj2jb2bAI
— Karate's Bad Boy (@flarkle) May 14, 2019
Meanwhile in Winterfell...#GameofThrones
— Samantha Michelle (@sbazzini8) May 14, 2019
pic.twitter.com/ioRwL9DfHg
As a gay black man, I know Elizabeth Warren will be our next President. Everything I like always becomes the hottest trend a year later.
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) May 14, 2019
May 15
One of my younger brothers sent this to out to his nine living siblings today. He is a doctor by the way. And we all grew up Irish catholic. And i agree with him totally. pic.twitter.com/bQdNe6i7ZC
— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) May 15, 2019
a flawless story in four parts pic.twitter.com/MC1fmeUGKz
— Whitney McIntosh (@WhitneyM02) May 15, 2019
Headlines like this — that even two years ago would have been a perfect sight gag in the background of a Canadian science-fiction show — make life worth living: pic.twitter.com/lOU9vNnJP0
— Jonathan Goldsbie (@goldsbie) May 15, 2019
god just go write fanfic like normal people https://t.co/ehdCpIY1MH
— Mary Ellen (@alissacaliente) May 15, 2019
May 16
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) May 16, 2019
the "costume" should've been a young white man, no? https://t.co/fDeDmZ8ZiE
— deray (@deray) May 17, 2019
That's cool man but we not gonna forget about the suicide forest 😭 https://t.co/5HvKOcsE8Z
— Lil Sasquatch (@lilsasquatch66) May 16, 2019
Erectile dysfunction is a part of God's plan to reduce abortions. We must criminalize the use of Viagra immediately to save us and legislate as much flaccidity as possible.
— Janie Haddad Tompkins (@janiehaddad) May 16, 2019
Some of you fought harder to save Brooklyn 99 than women's rights and it shows
— Sam Reece (@SamanthaaaReece) May 16, 2019
The winner of Game of Thrones will be awarded a modelling contract with Elite Model Management, a fashion spread and cover in Seventeen, and a $100,000 contract with CoverGirl cosmetics.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) May 16, 2019
May 17
My friend is getting sued by a member of the shins bc her stripper name is the same as his daughter's which he's trying to copywrite to build a baby lifestyle brand around #fuckindierock
— brain emo (@gayh0rney) May 17, 2019
— ً (@SATlSFYING) May 17, 2019
her: come over
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) May 17, 2019
me: i cant im under arrest for double homicide
her: my parents arent home
me: about that
As a man
— Respectable Lawyer (@RespectableLaw) May 17, 2019
who was once
a baby https://t.co/swdlf2E2Zh
One way to get conservatives to support abortion is to have the fetus shot by cops.
— Dana Gould (@danagould) May 17, 2019