March 25
.@realDonaldTrump You gonna let him call you out like this?? https://t.co/ctMgakodCz
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 25, 2017
it's almost like someone's going back in time and planting these tweets without them knowing https://t.co/6iX8eM4Blo
— Antoine Linguine (@aklingus) March 26, 2017
March 26
Donald Trump's not even GOOD at golf. Can you imagine having the most important job in the world and flying away weekly to bowl an 80.
— Daniel "Kibblesmith" (@kibblesmith) March 26, 2017
Sean Hannity debating Ted Koppel about real journalism is like a 5-year-old debating his dad about the rules of the house.
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) March 26, 2017
When DC Comics made Lex Luthor president, he sold LexCorp. Trump is literally less ethical than a comic book villain.
— Andrew Berkshire (@AndrewBerkshire) March 27, 2017
March 27
There are occasional moments where the president makes clear he has never before seen the text of his remarks. pic.twitter.com/bsV9ezv6IA
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 28, 2017
This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/EF6Hk3Y3ai
— Ali Segel (@OnlineAlison) March 27, 2017
March 28
Heartbreaking: Watch This Soldier Return Home For 10 Seconds And Then Go Back To War Because He Forgot His Wallet pic.twitter.com/nmcAWWT4QW
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) March 28, 2017
.@chrislhayes just interviewed the timeline of his future selves. pic.twitter.com/gbtlG9gpOw
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) March 29, 2017
Sean Spicer is such a dipshit. She's shaking her head at you 'cuz you're LYING. Her job is collecting facts and you're FULL OF SHIT. https://t.co/JrOHUEryHh
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 29, 2017
Dude my Teamster grandfather fled West Virginia to avoid the coal mines what is wrong with y'all, teach people how to hang a solar panel. https://t.co/zdenQAxTbn
— Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher) March 28, 2017
March 29
hmm pic.twitter.com/uTXBcWpK3p
— Seth Rosenthal (@seth_rosenthal) March 28, 2017
"That was some weird shit." -George W. Bush immediately after Trump's inauguration https://t.co/laB5at2FOG
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) March 30, 2017
Dear America, @realDonaldTrump is running the White House as a family business. You've seen how their businesses end: broke and failing.
— Vicente Fox Quesada (@VicenteFoxQue) March 30, 2017
Tell me more about minorities being unqualified affirmative action hires https://t.co/ygd8J9Y2z0
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 29, 2017
March 30
The Trump White House: The plot of House of Cards with the characters from Veep
— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) March 31, 2017
Mike Pence is right. If I'm emailing a woman colleague, I CC my wife and God. If my barista is a woman, I turn gay until I finish my coffee.
— Michael Schaub (@michaelschaub) March 30, 2017
Each booth is an alternate reality. pic.twitter.com/AosrzjFLOr
— Jason Combs (@jasonrcombs) March 30, 2017
.@mike_pence a married fedex man approached my door but i'm home alone so i called the police was that the right choice
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) March 30, 2017
March 31
Hahaha what a cute & fun aspect of this globally embarrassing mess! Agree on a pronunciation, ya knuckleheads! https://t.co/yuncdUXRyh
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) March 31, 2017
Remember, if Trump doesn't carry his presidency to full term, Mike Pence will make him pay for its funeral.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 31, 2017
