March 17
Rest In Peace Mike MacDonald. Canadian Comedy Legend. pic.twitter.com/sNkSrpeXAJ
β Comedy Records (@ComedyRecords) March 17, 2018
11% of Republicans believe that Stormy Daniels' story has merit. That means 89% of Republicans believe Trump is suing her for $20M because she breached an agreement to say nothing about nothing.
β feminist next door (@emrazz) March 17, 2018
These people are allowed to drive y'all.
heard a couple arguing so I whipped out my phone and this is what I gotπ pic.twitter.com/29P2lTkfH2
β DΙΉΗΚ (@DrewBrands44) March 17, 2018
2016: I'm not super into politics
β Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 18, 2018
2018: I hope the gun control march doesn't conflict with the "president should not fire the whole fbi" march
March 18
People are so easily offended these days. That's why I only ever make jokes at the expense of white men, whose thick skins and calmly rational attitudes make them impossible to upset.
β ThisTimelineSucks (@somegreybloke) March 18, 2018
The way Trump tweets about how investigators can't be trusted because they donated to Democrats, it's easy to forget he donated to Hillary Clinton in 2002, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2009. Melania, Ivanka and Don Jr. also made donations to Clinton.
β Glenn Kessler (@GlennKesslerWP) March 18, 2018
March 19
2016: every famous person you love will die
β Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) March 20, 2018
2017: it cannot get worse than this
2018: you will be forced to picture multiple members of the Trump family fucking
When Ur Dog Stages An Intervention pic.twitter.com/gI4nnJfNwh
β Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) March 19, 2018
.@KingJames said "Wow" a lot in this clip. So I added the Owen Wilson voice track at the request of @MikeGoldFool pic.twitter.com/JWiJgR7CXV
β CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 20, 2018
March 20
How come no one suggests giving Austin more bombs?
β Amanda Guinzburg (@Guinz) March 20, 2018
Omg it was "Crazy Hair Day" at my cousins school and she wore this π pic.twitter.com/9Y1SxVETF1
β Nick π΅π· (@bimbardashien) March 20, 2018
A male journalist literally just messaged me to ask me to change the lede in my story because he wanted to use a similar lead in his story, for another publication, which he hasn't filed yet. What world am I living in
β Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) March 21, 2018
Holy shit. There's even a Trump "DO NOT CONGRATULATE" tweet https://t.co/83NcdU9pug
β Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) March 21, 2018
We are trying something new. #HonestTrailer for every Wes Anderson movie...film: https://t.co/nx9f90zKLl pic.twitter.com/wwwAa2BaWV
β ScreenJunkies (@screenjunkies) March 20, 2018
March 21
I was curious about this too. I really question the priorities of someone more worried about the quality of a pornstar than a president. The only decisions I'm really responsible for is what position I want to do next & what color lipgloss best compliments my costar's penis. SMH https://t.co/vntX4wdGKd
β Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 21, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg is one of the last people you should trust, and I mean that both literally and alphabetically.
β God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 21, 2018
Nothing you do matters. Duck Hunt was prerecorded. Your zapper gun did nothing. The birds died of natural causes. This is why the dog would laugh at you.
β Pajama Stew (@PajamaStew) March 21, 2018
β Bootleg Stuff π Anime Boston (@Bootleg_Stuff) March 21, 2018
so was Sesame Street a traditionally Muppet neighborhood that humans moved into or vice versa
β dame judi dench's secret woodland (@markpopham) March 21, 2018
There's got to be a psychological explanation why some relatively intelligent white college grads believe only Fox is telling the truth & NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, NPR, NYT, WAPO, USA TODAY, etc are all conspiring together against Trump. Never seen anything so crazy in my life.
β Joseph Barri (@JoeBarri) March 21, 2018
March 22
Sad to see Facebook so corrupted since its humble beginnings as a platform for judging women's worth according to hotness.
β Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) March 22, 2018
All hail Christopher Cross: the only man to look like both members of Tenacious D in one lifetime. pic.twitter.com/5RYzsq5GcC
β Tandem Felix (@FelixTandem) March 22, 2018
i'd forgotten all about El Hopaness Romtic, the only image on the internet to make me actually cry with mirth pic.twitter.com/2Zals7iUiB
β Sam George-Allen (@samga) March 22, 2018
March 23
Wouldn't it be funny if Trump pays Stormy Daniels' lawyer for that CD and once he gets it, he pops it in and it's just a burned copy of that free U2 album?
β OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 23, 2018
I'm not as consistent in anything in life as Trump is in telling every woman he has sex with that they look like his daughter
β Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) March 23, 2018
