Content that makes me mad, recognizing Tony Hawk is rad, the Royal Family seems bad, cheers to the BBC dad, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

March 5

Obsessed with how much of Roger Federer's name is just er
— Flora underscore underscore Flora 🦄🦋 (@Flora__Flora) March 6, 2021

I hate a "SO TELL ME ABOUT A TIME" ass interview 😂 man LOOK y'all need help or not
— 3 | 21 🥳💋 (@yafavoriteeeee) March 5, 2021

I can't prove it, but I think my neighbors are doing improv.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) March 6, 2021

"WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT-" stop. Enough with the guilt. We're all exhausted. Just tell us the new horrible thing and go.
— ✨💚1312⚔️Azrai⚔️BLM💚✨ (@TheOneAzrai) March 5, 2021

March 6

This is wild. Two YouTubers tricked four leading royal commentators, including the Queen's former press secretary Dickie Arbiter, into giving their opinion on the Oprah/Meghan interview- without having watched it - and they did. Trending on YouTube now https://t.co/j4H8p5AROO
— Megha Mohan (@meghamohan) March 6, 2021

seasonal depression seems fake until it's randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you just popped a molly
— Sara Brnić (@SaraBrnic_) March 6, 2021

"This is the best movie I've ever seen" - @alana_johnston watching Coming 2 America.
— norm sousa (@normsousa) March 7, 2021

March 7

pic.twitter.com/OnpPcelhj4
— Internet Hall of Fame 🏆 (@InternetHOF_) March 7, 2021

Oprah just woke up one day and was like "you know what, I'm bored. Lemme take down the British monarchy"
— George M Johnson (@IamGMJohnson) March 8, 2021

oprah: who said that shit
meg: im not gonna say
oprah: okay i respect that
oprah: harry who said that shit to you
— black ginger 🌺 (@ryanswilders) March 8, 2021

Imagine bringing your wife and kid to America because it's less racist.
— Jerry 🍨 (@js_edit) March 8, 2021

ONCE AGAIN AMERICA WILL DEFEAT THE BRITISH MONARCHY BY SPILLING TEA
— Gabrielle Cornish (@gcornish91) March 8, 2021

i want the news to leave meghan markle alone and tell me if armie hammer ate someone
— ★mir★ (@mirahope_) March 7, 2021

I'm bisexual in that sometimes I want to be the alluring siren and sometimes I want to be the doomed sailor
— cait (@caitmarielle) March 7, 2021

March 8

YO what is going on today??? pic.twitter.com/I9CIIW2E87
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) March 8, 2021

I was in Marketing for 40 years & thought the perfect packaging didn't exist. pic.twitter.com/vngs3boPzW
— Barry Mulligan (@BazzaCC) March 9, 2021

Where we are in the pandemic right now feels like that time on a plane between landing and arriving at the gate where half the passengers get up and get ready to leave.
— Andrew Hood (@Andrew_N_Hood) March 8, 2021

Let's normalize having a class analysis 🤗 pic.twitter.com/iZWrnmzlty
— Solidarity w/Ayiti🇭🇹 (@petersbumb) March 9, 2021

Me having an exclusive interview with the letter "g" in lasagna: pic.twitter.com/Vo5QI1ck9P
— Tenille. (@tenilleclarke1) March 8, 2021

someone said prince philip is refusing to die cos he's scared to see diana 😭😭😭😭😭
— mel (@m3ldmrc) March 9, 2021

U.K. racism is soo much worse than US because this country is in denial that it even exist. You will go to HR and say someone called you monkey and their response would be "well I get called a giraffe because I'm tall"
— Michelle Obama (@omgeze) March 9, 2021

Lol I'm perpetually tickled at people being surprised by Black people taking racism personally. What did the British ever do to you is a wild question, like mfer I'm speaking English to you right now what the hell you think they did lol
— Li'l Grandpa Simpson (@chadstanton) March 8, 2021

STOPPPPP what y'all put in the Queen's hand??😭 pic.twitter.com/XlyG3hMTrT
— nathan (@868nathan) March 8, 2021

There is power in a union. pic.twitter.com/47KC4ezWfe
— AFT (@AFTunion) March 8, 2021

why can't a cover letter be "I want to work here soo bad. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please"
— sio (@bestinsio) March 8, 2021

There is no such thing as unskilled labor pic.twitter.com/SzVBMjy3ph
— mike (@mstacey9) March 8, 2021

pic.twitter.com/1YHaXduXDn
— liz hynes (@anticapitalizm) March 8, 2021

Men be like happy international women's day***

***to my mom and the women i'm attracted to
— Cait🦩 (@CaitCamelia) March 8, 2021

Hunter Biden implies the existence of Gatherer Biden
— I.G.Y. Azalea (@HaitianDvorce) March 9, 2021

pic.twitter.com/wE5HYatOPl
— Better things are possible (@InternetHippo) March 9, 2021

March 9

More dynamite clips coming out of the Harry and Meghan interview! pic.twitter.com/AbIRyNqOun
— JuiceOne (@JuiceSimpsons) March 10, 2021

Guess we know who said it 😭😭 https://t.co/IbKNZtZKu6
— J*jo S*wa is 37 years old 🎀 (@arieella_) March 9, 2021

All these articles I keep seeing about how quarantine at home deeply affects the health of the brain should be a reminder that prisons existed before and will exist after this time and no one seemed to care about their health at all
— 𝖋𝖔𝖝𝖞 𝖉𝖆𝖉𝖘 (@foxydads) March 9, 2021

i covered her mouth during sex and she started fucking beatboxing
— gus (@pleaseclobberme) March 9, 2021

i am once again thinking about this pic.twitter.com/V9l5Q1B5Qo
— lieutenant penguin 🐧 (@ltpenguin_) March 10, 2021

Deliver WHAT pic.twitter.com/QvoAdBiWvC
— NorahBrink (@nbrink77) March 9, 2021

I will, for you, Taco Bell pic.twitter.com/2uMwDTcNgJ
— Anna Jayne (@ajlobster) March 9, 2021

New York has the best bagels because you eat them while you're in New York end of argument
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) March 10, 2021

March 10

customer: I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese

me: sorry, we only take cash

manager: can I talk to you
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) March 10, 2021

Going to teach my kids:
1. Not to talk to strangers
2. Who Tony Hawk is
3. Tony Hawk is not a stranger, you can talk to him. Do not embarrass this family.
— Shelby Hintze (@ShelbyHintze) March 10, 2021

Since it's the 4 year anniversary of the BBC Dad video, here are some answers to typical questions and a few new pics:

A. You staged the whole thing to get famous!

Good grief. Please stop sending me your 'BBC Dad Truther' emails. I can't imagine how one could stage something

1 https://t.co/UpN97ThMsE
— Robert E Kelly (@Robert_E_Kelly) March 11, 2021

OUTRAGE: Cartoon skunk named after 1930s Jean Gabin character deemed irrelevant to today's times
— James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) March 10, 2021

Every British paper in the last 48 hours looks exactly like this pic.twitter.com/7p1bIvlUyO
— timb (@burgerdrome) March 10, 2021

Every hair salon's Instagram is mostly this pic.twitter.com/JJCSGmATxA
— Ana Fabrega (@anafabregagood) March 11, 2021

Hitler killed my grandmother (Eva Braun)
— Nick Nemeroff (@nicknemeroff) March 11, 2021

Y'all eating medium rare smoothies https://t.co/AyRQtVWJON
— Nicholas (@NICKSAYSGO) March 10, 2021

This so evil cause they the reason why blockbuster out of business 😭😭😭 https://t.co/uZOtvoHVaV
— HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty (@itskeyon) March 11, 2021

So my mom saw that her eggs were missing at work so she posted this note. Later some white dude came to her stressed af for the antidote thinking he was going to die 😭😭😭 ngl this is genius pic.twitter.com/rdHENrOYxf
— Kojo (@_kamoafo) March 10, 2021

March 11

I called Tucker Carlson a dick on National television. It's high time I apologize...to dicks. Never should have lumped you in with that terrible terrible person.
— Jon Stewart (@jonstewart) March 11, 2021

One year anniversary of the world's wrongest infographic pic.twitter.com/eKuxtGAMXt
— Marx Gasol (@socialistraptor) March 11, 2021

tony hawk literally lives his life like a greek god visiting the mortals for kicks https://t.co/J2zbsX7PwY
— 🌦 (@zemnmez) March 11, 2021

Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk... pic.twitter.com/tHS3Ojylof
— Böb Jänke (@Bob_Janke) March 12, 2021

Is it Jay and Silent Bob or Jay and SilenCED Bob?
— marx my words (@alisonklemp) March 11, 2021

what the fuck is this. i'm fucking pissed dude. pic.twitter.com/cBMAmEFiPN
— daniel plus (@thegoldenidle) March 12, 2021

This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: March 12, 2021

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