June 3
Whenever I'm sad, I remember that Chuck E. Cheese's full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese. pic.twitter.com/j91LQycJIY
— Amy Dracula (@amydracula) June 4, 2017
12-year-old Ananya Vinay won the National Spelling Bee so naturally CNN had her on to spell "covfefe" and say some racist stuff to her. pic.twitter.com/Qirb8CpBV9
— Jeremy McLellan (@JeremyMcLellan) June 3, 2017
Ha. pic.twitter.com/K72X2v1zzY
— John Cohen (@JohnCohen1) June 3, 2017
June 4
Whoever did this, I salute you pic.twitter.com/nEQL300hoI
— Yuck (@Yuckband) June 4, 2017
At my funeral, I want the organist to start playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" really slowly, until everyone is staring at the coffin in dread
— Brandon Carbaugh (@BMCarbaugh) June 4, 2017
We Are Anally. pic.twitter.com/L3Kf3syujx
— Ash ☭ (@ramenthug) June 4, 2017
June 5
One year ago, we lost 49 LGBT friends and allies in a horrific mass shooting at Pulse Nightclub.
— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) June 6, 2017
How Sadiq Khan and Trump each responded: pic.twitter.com/Q6sRZZ46dx
Yes, we may incorporate @realDonaldTrump's tweets about the ban into our Supreme Court argument.
— ACLU National (@ACLU) June 5, 2017
life sure comes at you fast pic.twitter.com/PML8IPY3Qp
— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) June 5, 2017
June 6
The ants won't go in the poison traps so I made some modifications to lure them in pic.twitter.com/9xMFrWlbhK
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 7, 2017
guys this is Randy... don't be like Randy.. pic.twitter.com/AVcm3gMsNE
— Shann (@LoveeSBG) June 6, 2017
June 7
So Comey told Jeff Sessions he didn't want to be alone with Trump. Women across the country can relate.
— Maxine Waters (@MaxineWaters) June 7, 2017
BORIS JOHNSON ASKED A FORTUNE TELLER FOR A PREDICTION AND THIS HAPPENED pic.twitter.com/u8oGKPSThm
— Alan White (@aljwhite) June 7, 2017
Comey: He's guilty
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) June 7, 2017
Democrats: He's guilty
Trump: I'm guilty
Republicans: We may never get to the bottom of this
June 8
One of these two men is lying.
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) June 8, 2017
I wonder if it's the guy who served 3 presidents from 2 parties or the one who said Obama is from Kenya? pic.twitter.com/UBlJFw4zae
I promise you John McCain will be clear-eyed and sharp as a tack when he votes yes to repeal our health insurance.
— Karoli (@Karoli) June 8, 2017
Comey should quietly place without comment a jewel case labeled "Pee Tape" next to him on the table.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) June 8, 2017
June 9
Shorter Theresa May this morning: "Tis but a flesh wound!" pic.twitter.com/AFJMr4HIaG
— (((Yair Rosenberg))) (@Yair_Rosenberg) June 9, 2017
Who can forget when Comey said
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 9, 2017
-Obama's from Kenya
-3 million illegal votes
-he had the biggest inauguration
-Obama "tapp my phones"
oh wait https://t.co/7IgJGMEwuy
