May 28
Yikes. If The PM had said "Ron Ambrose seems like a decent guy" there would definitely be another elbow gate https://t.co/UfzZ06uREw
— Mark Critch (@markcritch) May 28, 2016
May 29
When you misspell a word enough times even your phone gives up correcting you, like "I just accept this guy is incapable of learning this."
— Jesse Fernandez (@JesseFernandez) May 30, 2016
May 30
i bet all the girls say "i bet you say that to all the girls" to all the guys.
— Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) May 30, 2016
May 31
Parenting is tough. Wish I had a nickel for every time my sons Zayden & Cumbert climbed into an ape enclosure, tiger cage, or cobra pit
— Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) May 31, 2016
June 1
Lifehack: go into a job interview pretending its a ted talk
— sarah hagi (@geekylonglegs) June 1, 2016
June 2
hey ladies who want a man to provide for them get a falcon instead they'll bring you meat and rip your eyes out for being a vapid cumjar
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) June 3, 2016
June 3
You had an oral sex dream about me? Who was I giving oral sex to? Was it a bear? Because that's my entire wilderness survival strategy.
— Anne Franksandbeans (@finkelsteino) June 3, 2016
