June 24
7 am: Today will be different.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 24, 2017
11 am: Later today will be different.
3 pm: Tomorrow will be different.
7 pm: Is there a video game I can eat
Just gave a stern "YOU'RE WELCOME" to a teen who didn't thank me for holding the door open to a Tim Hortons I was banned from in 1999.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 24, 2017
This tweet aged like a fine wine. pic.twitter.com/uPOxu7LXUL
— shauna (@goldengateblond) June 24, 2017
Today is Trump's 30th day playing golf as president.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) June 24, 2017
The same amount of days he said it would take him to wipe out ISIS. #MAGA
Ima never not see this now 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/cLzb2NdRrb
— Tristan (@AyoTristan) June 24, 2017
do u think asahd actually said this pic.twitter.com/ijMX3IfYE3
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) June 25, 2017
everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys pic.twitter.com/ZHlItVTME4
— shauna (@goldengateblond) June 25, 2017
checks out pic.twitter.com/oe3xrHzMN6
— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) June 25, 2017
June 25
The next time Trump calls Warren "Pocahontas," I would like the interviewer to ask, "Who is Pocahontas?"
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) June 25, 2017
I made this handy chart for people who don't seem to understand why we're focusing on Trump when "other people have done bad things too". pic.twitter.com/gVjQLZY7bB
— OhNoSheTwitnt 🏳️🌈 (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 25, 2017
June 26
I don't care about the WH insisting on no cameras/recordings at briefings. I care about journalists who think their job is to obey.
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) June 26, 2017
JUST WALK OUT THE DOOR. IT'S NOT LOCKED. YOU'RE NOT HOSTAGES. THEY ARE TELLING YOU NOTHING TRUE OR OF VALUE ANYWAY https://t.co/CpqnCQ6bLu
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) June 26, 2017
Often think about dinner scene in Jaws where we're meant to understand how stressed Roy Scheider is b/c he pours himself APPROX 6 OZ OF WINE
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) June 26, 2017
"Democracy dies in darkne-- Sorry, what? Oh, sure, we can turn the cameras off if you'd like. No problem!"
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) June 26, 2017
When you got a Skype interview pic.twitter.com/VibeX0W0VL
— elusive (@hilholla) June 27, 2017
June 27
Oh my GOD, the internet is so good pic.twitter.com/fNOUc13PNi
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) June 27, 2017
New & weird: at some @realdonaldtrump golf clubs, there's a framed copy of Time mag, w/Trump on cover.
— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) June 27, 2017
It's fake. https://t.co/yrX2TJN0PJ
congratulations to the person who found the most threatening way to phrase this appeal pic.twitter.com/SOtqpf6cN0
— priya (@priya_ebooks) June 27, 2017
Good morning. I am new Ken. pic.twitter.com/5mDMStcdDJ
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) June 27, 2017
Video of the bizarre moment when President @realDonaldTrump called me over during his call with Taoiseach @campaignforLeo Varadkar. @rtenews pic.twitter.com/TMl2SFQaji
— Caitriona Perry (@CaitrionaPerry) June 27, 2017
Oh my god, she's had a jacket made from Humpty Dumpty's pelt! It's like 101 Dalmatians is happening all over again. pic.twitter.com/q3JtcwP9nb
— Skillsmcgill (@skillsmcgill) June 27, 2017
Basically a renaissance painting pic.twitter.com/ROGHicoZp9
— Simon Lewis (@sv_lewis) June 27, 2017
This moment was just too beautiful for words, @susannareid100... 😂😂😂@piersmorgan @CharlotteHawkns pic.twitter.com/hK2n88nBS4
— Good Morning Britain (@GMB) June 28, 2017
I'd like to solve the puzzle?
— Seanbaby (@Seanbabydotcom) June 28, 2017
WATCHING. MY. DENTIST. PEE. ONLINE. pic.twitter.com/8Re5iPdwHb
I photoshopped a flesh-light into the background of this photo please RT so one day it accidentally get's used in an article. pic.twitter.com/HdDNMTYkDu
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) June 27, 2017
June 28
New campaign poster from PETA.
— Angela Night (@Angelheartnight) June 28, 2017
It looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and the chicken completely blew their minds. pic.twitter.com/1w4dMsbLBW
WHY 💃🏿SHOULD 💃🏼WOMEN 💃🏻HAVE 💃🏽TO 💃🏾 PAY 💃 FOR 💃🏿 YOUR 💃🏼LIMP 💃🏻 DICK 💃🏽PILLS 💃🏾 https://t.co/EyqofhIRFt
— OhNoSheTwitnt 🏳️🌈 (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 28, 2017
Sideshow Bob's on the move pic.twitter.com/zWaFqb7BX3
— Anna (@annagrayy) June 28, 2017
my problem with Trump is just my outdated belief that the President of the United States shouldn't be dumber than the dumbest person I know
— maura quint (@behindyourback) June 29, 2017
I'm at Martin Shkreli fraud trial, day 3 of jury selection. Said one dismissed potential juror: "He disrespected the @WuTangClan "
— Andrew Denney (@messagetime) June 28, 2017
the US has a long way to go pic.twitter.com/UNmDDlwfql
— joshy adu (@somecrazyness) June 29, 2017
the four genders pic.twitter.com/Hxwh1Jkl2W
— blocked thot (@chaeronaea) June 28, 2017
June 29
Guess she lost the fight. pic.twitter.com/QrdUzwdWMM
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) June 29, 2017
Every time someone says the president is a child or a toddler all I can think of is I've never met a child who's this much of a dick.
— Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) June 29, 2017
NEVER STOP BELIEVING IN URSELF!!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 pic.twitter.com/sxkQ6oY0k4
— Sarah🌸 (@moonsmoothie) June 29, 2017
Brands during Pride pic.twitter.com/y4WQP56G14
— Shiro Sirius (@ShiroSirius) June 29, 2017
This is amazing pic.twitter.com/PoZEhlSjOy
— Nick Bond (@bondnickbond) June 29, 2017
NEW JAY Z TRACKLIST LOOK CRAZY pic.twitter.com/iQexdaoIIf
— DVS (@DVSblast) June 29, 2017