June 17
What cabinet position do you think Cosby will get?
— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) June 17, 2017
A Tale of Two Push Alerts pic.twitter.com/yZGplrJ3TL
— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) June 17, 2017
WATCH: McConnell complains about Democratic health care bill "being written behind closed doors" in 2009. https://t.co/tAOFBWjCiK
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) June 17, 2017
A camera falls from an airplane and ends at a trough for pigs. pic.twitter.com/sKuZkeFUR6
— Roberto A. González (@robertoglezcano) June 17, 2017
June 18
I'd listen to this voicemail from my dad but my battery is only at 96%.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) June 18, 2017
I saw this shirt a year ago and have thought about little else since. pic.twitter.com/CDMyhg64jE
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) June 18, 2017
Father's Day morning messages from presidents 44 and 45 pic.twitter.com/UBslsOLDKd
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) June 18, 2017
Holy crap. This exchange between Chris Wallace and Trump's lawyer is absolutely incredible. pic.twitter.com/Wem33Lc1VK
— David Mack (@davidmackau) June 18, 2017
Trump tweeted lots today, Father's Day. Hasnt mentioned his kids, or the day, or other dads, or American families or anything. Just bragged.
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) June 18, 2017
Anyone who woke up from a 2 year coma and was shown this picture would 100% think it was a new CBS sitcom. pic.twitter.com/hsdsyP9TRx
— Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) June 18, 2017
All you really need to know about @realDonaldTrump is that his three adult children posted a combined 1-1/2 fathers' day tweets about him.
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) June 18, 2017
June 19
"Weird Mike" Cernovich is not cut out for @infowars. He's making a mockery of @RealAlexJones. Time to #FireCernovich. Let's go, Alex. pic.twitter.com/6ALrhMWNWp
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) June 19, 2017
The surest sign that I wrote a good joke is when a bunch of men show up in my mentions explaining it to me, as if I put it there by accident
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) June 19, 2017
"It's not even like we're covering a WH anymore…it's like we're just covering bad reality television" - @Acosta https://t.co/PBvNVbvf0v pic.twitter.com/SQJVTlYJLk
— Colin Jones (@colinjones) June 19, 2017
I bet Steve Scalise is relieved to find out he wasn't shot for no reason! pic.twitter.com/zCR5xdx2jD
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) June 19, 2017
June 20
Its ridiculous but when I start against the Mets I'm very aware that Jerry Seinfeld's mood is in my hands.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) June 21, 2017
if jenny slate is dating jon hamm right after breaking up with chris evans she is truly the most powerful heterosexual in the world
— ASYA (@communistbabe) June 20, 2017
Some white folks would vote against air if they heard black folks were getting it for free.
— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) June 21, 2017
When they go low, we pretend bland centrism is exciting.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) June 21, 2017
— daddy ganoush (@misbahchowdhury) June 20, 2017
June 21
Gang, it's a new day, so let's do what we always do: absolutely CRUSH IT with the 7 available Twitter joke structures.
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) June 21, 2017
We don't deserve Vince Staples. pic.twitter.com/rCStGe7nwv
— heirpush. 🇨🇦 (@Pusha_TeeWat) June 21, 2017
I've been laughing at this for like ten minutes please send help pic.twitter.com/U5X6tbnGdW
— Sarah Sekaran (@oh_hey_sarah) June 21, 2017
FYI: the TVs on Air Force One are programmed to record "Property Brothers" pic.twitter.com/bM6MRF1XgQ
— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) June 22, 2017
The internet...is good pic.twitter.com/LrGbs3GqB1
— Fujoshi's Island (@Dauragon) June 21, 2017
Great, now I'm gonna be thinking about this for the rest of my life pic.twitter.com/sdw0wyUaET
— Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) June 21, 2017
June 22
2008: what a historical time to be living in one of the greatest countries in the world!
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) June 22, 2017
2017: there are no more bees or medicine
One of several listed reasons for Van Damme's firing from PREDATOR from the oral history. Try to get through it without laughing out loud pic.twitter.com/9QSYTAoJSa
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) June 22, 2017
John McCain's political career, summed up in two tweets pic.twitter.com/PboQiaKTTn
— Hussain (@Chemzes) June 22, 2017
June 23
Idiot Mets fan catches foul ball at Dodger Stadium, nearly drops baby, wife ready to kill him. Video from @SNYtv pic.twitter.com/zBh5Dki4yD
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) June 23, 2017
Watch: It's not hard to explain Trumpcare to the American people. Today Show was able to do it in 10 seconds. pic.twitter.com/v12d5KBmaL
— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) June 23, 2017
