June 8
It's gonna be a long night pal. pic.twitter.com/VOkSvOJrcI
— GenXmuse (@LCbasecamp) June 9, 2019
Imagine Twitter but everyone was like these people https://t.co/DYveu0zJdr
— Casey Neistat (@Casey) June 8, 2019
Come on musicians
— Stephen malkmus (@dronecoma) June 8, 2019
Monitors are a crutch and for that matter so are instruments
get outta that millennial mindset
weed is ok
June 9
Bisexual means you've had sex twice
— ostad (@livstadler) June 9, 2019
ONE
— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019
My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON'T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]
— Mr Richard Miller (@MrRichardMiller) June 9, 2019
What a heartwarming story about a country that values letting 9 year olds rack up debts. https://t.co/ZYP6GWLcFP
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) June 10, 2019
June 10
why don't people know about libraries pic.twitter.com/e3QrUXav9m
— Michelle Cyca (@michellecyca) June 11, 2019
Really enjoying this new boomer attitude that if younger people do anything aside from eating wet cornmeal and watching gas station TV with binoculars from across the street, it's your fault you don't own a home.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) June 10, 2019
This is the greatest tweet I've ever been tagged in. Period. https://t.co/LMYNhJrCBb
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) June 10, 2019
.@fordnation @MacLeodLisa pic.twitter.com/ESPnxARaEu
— Kiefer Sutherland (@RealKiefer) June 10, 2019
So they're not doin' it every night?! pic.twitter.com/UAf7dE5jLX
— Dave Shumka (@daveshumka) June 10, 2019
Who the fuck are all these characters they're singing about in "the weight"? Chester? Goosedog Dan? Lou-Ball? Wet Uncle? Sue Jr? Boney Ol' Teddy Sandman?
— Jay Arner (@jayarner) June 10, 2019
June 11
did u try the shoe section https://t.co/mgXdvp1Wiu
— brett (@lomehli) June 11, 2019
Eat shit Michael Jordan you broke bitch. pic.twitter.com/ZGAPhtA4ms
— Cam Tyeson (@camtyeson) June 11, 2019
Hacked OK Computer Highlights
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) June 11, 2019
- Thom Yorke singing a parody of Karma Police called "Parmesan Cheese"
- 15 minute gloomy cover of the Thong Song
- full band wine o'clock
- saucy music hall number from the character Dame Thom
- argument over robots
- Jonny Greenwood filthy rap
We will never recover from how dumb he is https://t.co/zfZqx8msH8
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) June 11, 2019
June 12
CHERNOBYL (2019)
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 12, 2019
Cinematography by Jakob Ihre
Directed by Johan Renck pic.twitter.com/cYaW4nCiDs
oh my god pic.twitter.com/Ctez4k3JWU
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 12, 2019
Glad I turned on closed captioning for the celebration pic.twitter.com/jBn011BVx7
— ℳatt (@matttomic) June 13, 2019
Apparently she and her husband Justin Timberlake will be bringing measles back. https://t.co/3QvaB1TC1x
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) June 12, 2019
I disagree with Jessica Biel about vaccinations, but she'll still remain my #1 source for all other medical information.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) June 13, 2019
you know what will never get old
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) June 13, 2019
jessica biel's kids
Real talk. Of all the shit that's both a roofing supply and a skin disease, shingles is my favorite.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) June 12, 2019
want to feel old? this is what andy looks like today pic.twitter.com/pbJbQlDtjY
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 12, 2019
June 13
Never be afraid of failure. After all, everyone's expecting you to fail anyway, what with you being such a loser.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 13, 2019
TV old enough to buy alcohol https://t.co/vUHHnht4tU
— Emmanuel (@LokoAzzE_man) June 14, 2019
Drake sending the OVO ghostwriters to the studio tonight to come up with words that rhyme with Kawhi pic.twitter.com/3MQpZhCvfQ
— Anthony (@lnsuIted) June 14, 2019
*sees somebody on twitter who is more successful than me*
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 13, 2019
I gotta get off this website
*switches to Instagram and sees someone hotter than me*
Man, fuck this app
*goes on Facebook and sees a guy I went to middle school with is in jail for murder*
There we go
Patrick McCaw has never not won the NBA Championship
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) June 14, 2019
June 14
KAWHI DANCING RT FOR PROSPERITY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR pic.twitter.com/ZQg8Jk3Mpr
— kawhi me a river (@DijahSB) June 14, 2019
Lil slow ass!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/fLu8hmP2l2
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) June 14, 2019
This is how I spent my afternoon. pic.twitter.com/Oc1NXzzXRT
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) June 14, 2019
Just released my new single, here's the music video!
— Laura Cilly (@lauracilly) June 14, 2019
Cheers, to the @Raptors! #WeTheNorth pic.twitter.com/vve8Bymsue
Won a championship, slapped up a cop, & made it to his baby's graduation in a span of 12 hours. A legend https://t.co/kzpbAc0ALS
— Cherchez La Femme (@FrankieVtotheD) June 14, 2019
I saw a man walking around my terminal playing a flute for 40min and was losing my mind because I thought it was André 3000. And then it WAS André 3000!!! 😍😍😍😭😭 pic.twitter.com/tqQ4C8HBh1
— Antonia Cereijido (@antoniacere) June 14, 2019
whoever pulls the knife from the gator's head is the new king of texas https://t.co/F41hYGIXm7
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) June 14, 2019
My cousin in England told her colleagues she wanted a Mariah Carey birthday cake. They misunderstood, and is the cake they made her instead. It's Marie Curie, looking very festive. pic.twitter.com/LMHJnMATqD
— Harriet Alida Lye (@harrietalida) June 14, 2019
Happy birthday to President Trump, who is a fucking piece of shit.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 14, 2019
