July 22
pretty sure I parked next to the worst person in the world today pic.twitter.com/EfNgYiDfTm
— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) July 23, 2017
Billy Corgan - "The world is a vampire"
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) July 22, 2017
Crowd - "wooooooooo"
Neil DeGrasse Tyson [loudly from back] "no it isn't"
when you do a great tweet but everyone has you muted pic.twitter.com/s6F1Bk8fge
— Dave Lozo (@davelozo) July 23, 2017
Life before the internet was awful. Your friend would be wrong about a trivial issue during dinner and you just had to let it go
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) July 22, 2017
.@Scaramucci might want to get checked for whiplash after accepting his new job. pic.twitter.com/R073Sz1Pft
— J. Dice 🎲 (@jdice03) July 22, 2017
July 23
Shoutout to headline writers, making their own fun. pic.twitter.com/TWR6IwbEr9
— James Keast (@exclaimeditor) July 23, 2017
— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) July 23, 2017
She's normal I promise... pic.twitter.com/mrnoaBvg3G
— Connie Lacko-Brown (@connielbrown_) July 23, 2017
THIS GAME IS NOT AS I REMEMBER IT pic.twitter.com/Uf7POu8Fpy
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) July 24, 2017
Before & after telling him he's beautiful pic.twitter.com/t7rdHrWeNV
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) July 23, 2017
PRODUCER: Kevin can you please just write "monsters growling"
— Cameron Suey (@josefkstories) July 23, 2017
SUBTITLE WRITER: how dare you stand between me and my art, you damn philistine pic.twitter.com/YblxPksaaq
this is such a good answer to literally any question pic.twitter.com/WQEXzuf6bZ
— Druthers Haver (@6thgrade4ever) July 23, 2017
July 24
these pictures make it look like kushner was just emitting a high-pitched screech for like ten minutes straight pic.twitter.com/O0GpftEhEC
— Stefan (@boring_as_heck) July 24, 2017
"let me be very clear: yogurt. is. too. spicy." pic.twitter.com/RqNUztcdsX
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) July 24, 2017
Tried to do a little sketch of Mustache Superman and it's basically Freddie Mercury pic.twitter.com/1lKrqqKs4e
— Cameron Stewart (@cameronMstewart) July 24, 2017
Monday's A CLOSER LOOK https://t.co/idzESGhzu4
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) July 25, 2017
The Mooch/Trump Gesticulation Meld, one of @MattNegrin's finest works to date, imho. pic.twitter.com/oxbOnHIxDt
— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) July 25, 2017
ME: [forgetting the name of someone I went to school with for years] Hey… man!
— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) July 24, 2017
ME: [watching GoT] That's Randyll Tarly, Samwell's father.
I'm in hysterics pic.twitter.com/6M2BR2J37w
— elisabeth sherman (@shermanelis) July 24, 2017
July 25
I did mean to ask, @realDonaldTrump, since you spend all your time golfing, watching TV, and tweeting, have you actually ever MET Barron? pic.twitter.com/pVmVo3oq14
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) July 25, 2017
wait til he hears about TJ Miller pic.twitter.com/Md30cfXouI
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) July 25, 2017
Well, that doesn't seem like a proportional response. pic.twitter.com/PMQvxqquLe
— Mark Lazerus (@MarkLazerus) July 25, 2017
I think my Uber driver is in trouble pic.twitter.com/GxIsapbzyO
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) July 25, 2017
July 26
The AP has deleted a tweet about a giraffe being born because it included a photo of the wrong giraffe. A new tweet is upcoming.
— AP West Region (@APWestRegion) July 26, 2017
Fixed it for you, @realDonaldTrump. pic.twitter.com/taObp6nR68
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) July 27, 2017
Sorry I was led to believe that trans people were so skilled in combat that I should fear being alone in a bathroom with them
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) July 26, 2017
Tomorrow Mitch McConnell will introduce a new healthcare bill that's just the lyrics to "Atlantic City" by Bruce Springsteen.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 27, 2017
July 27
— darth:™ (@darth) July 27, 2017
girl are u the new health care bill? cuz ur skinny, ur mysterious, and ur gonna fuck me
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 27, 2017
Why you never wear GREEN on TV🤗 pic.twitter.com/IsC8TuE3Ei
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 28, 2017
Worst Day in Washington: Steve Bannon, who had to "decline to comment" on whether he's "trying to suck his own cock." pic.twitter.com/es8Srl9TrD
— Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) July 27, 2017
The Mooch is essentially the same guy from 'Die Hard' that came in trying to help the terrorists. pic.twitter.com/7QVzSOz7nw
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) July 28, 2017
July 28
Giving McCain the credit for defeating this repeal when female Senators Murkowski & Collins were early NOs is EVERY WORK MEETING EVER.
— Jenny Yang👲👲🏽🐉 (@jennyyangtv) July 28, 2017
In the end, the president's closing message – that his attorney general is terrible – couldn't put the bill over the top
— Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) July 28, 2017
So what you're saying is the popular vote should always win. https://t.co/fg0GtkzEeR
— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 28, 2017