Huge weekend for her, former mid-level drug dealer, Barbie vs. Oppenheimer, someone's neighbour is a serial killer, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

July 14

you are not prepared for what this guy's voice sounds like https://t.co/fn0Kkg3678
— paul de revere (@pderevere) July 14, 2023

TOM STUNTS: I do all my own cruises
— Chris Locke (@chrislockeworld) July 14, 2023

😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/PxkGmIQN8v
— bethany (@fiImgal) July 14, 2023

What a week, what a week pic.twitter.com/lk3gz6Lppv
— Stop Cop City (@JoshuaPHilll) July 15, 2023

It's almost funny watching people convince themselves that CEOs make 400x their employees because they "work really hard." Tell me with a straight face that Bob Iger works harder than the Disney World custodial staff.
— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge) July 15, 2023

The real tea is y'all don't want UPS drivers making $42/hr because y'all don't make $42/hr, and the only way you can maintain whatever fake ass superiority complex you have is by trying to say they somehow deserve less.
— lex. (@_lexaholic3) July 14, 2023

It would honestly be funnier to me if this movie never got made and Hugh and Ryan just had a fun weekend larping https://t.co/Pb1ITW15xj
— Scott (@ScottNiswander) July 14, 2023

It's No Big Secret Why Van Vaught Isn't Around Anymore pic.twitter.com/qV7KnOWjeF
— Ashley Clark (@_Ash_Clark) July 14, 2023

Dude if Ron Perlman said this to me I would flee the country https://t.co/wBM5PES6cC
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) July 14, 2023

The long, long story arc of Bob Mortimer destroying David Mitchell's sanity on WILTY is one of the TV highlights of the last decade https://t.co/OhvdCAlUvk
— Count Mysterioso (@MysteriosoX) July 14, 2023

women's fashion now is like "would you like this $400 linen dress sold by someone with dubious opinions on vaccines? or would you like this $15 polyester lingerie made in a sweatshop? those are the only choices."
— don't sleep with your students (@katiedimartin) July 14, 2023

I thought I would never be interested in hearing about anything involving this dress again for the rest of my life so I guess I can only say touché pic.twitter.com/VSZwuthmxF
— Fairy Gothmother, MD (@jenny2x4) July 14, 2023

Update: There was a brief power cut and it is now exactly 100 people.https://t.co/6LlcsZ4hhl
— Shiv Ramdas Traing To Rite Buk (@nameshiv) July 14, 2023

the tiktok where the woman is telling other women to look youthful and healthy because men like that and then someone stitches it to say men f so many dead bodies that morgues try not to hire them should win some sort of award
— youngmi mayer (@ymmayer) July 14, 2023

we do not give a shit! fuck you! https://t.co/rnrEIyJXZm
— Lolo (@LolOverruled) July 14, 2023

the fuck do i care about the value of office buildings lol https://t.co/rkNtjxhGbc
— rax 'leads with her crotch' king (@RaxKingIsDead) July 14, 2023

How does someone who constantly plays golf and who owns several golf courses still suck?

This is so embarrassing. pic.twitter.com/712JUpxpLc
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) July 14, 2023

Twitter fun fact! If you're one of the few remaining Twitter advertisers, your money goes directly to fund human trafficking. pic.twitter.com/0SopU5t9AI
— MysteryCat! (@FuzzInvasion) July 15, 2023

It didn't turn out so well for him the last time he picked this fight. pic.twitter.com/7SyoneY733
— Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) July 14, 2023

July 15

Climate Protestors Disrupt Italy And Spain By Putting Insanely Hot Weather All Over Entire Countries. pic.twitter.com/2SteEGZe1H
— The Vertlartnic (@TheVertlartnic) July 15, 2023

👏👏 pic.twitter.com/g95apEmkae
— Devin Duke (@sirDukeDevin) July 15, 2023

me in Hong Kong pic.twitter.com/ARVUKWOyCD https://t.co/JSOMqJyfZ5
— joshy (@joshyfront) July 15, 2023

i'm joining the war on the Sphere, on the side of the Sphere https://t.co/PTJNA8NCdy
— pudding person (@JUNlPER) July 15, 2023

Different kind of claw machine.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/lvjV0qEvCo
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 15, 2023

This is by far my favorite quote from someone who finds out their neighbor is a serial killer pic.twitter.com/v4vKv5eEou
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) July 15, 2023

Every account of a serial killer's life and personality is like, "He seemed very successful and normal. Unless of course you count his obvious and obsessive hatred for women, which we didn't."
— Moira Donegan (@MoiraDonegan) July 15, 2023

Someone contacted early in the morning asking for assistance in building codes.
Informed them that I was on leave and not available.
They asked why the person they usually ask for help is not available either.
Had to tell them that he was apprehended for being a serial killer.
— pinkprincessinthecity🌸🏙️🧳👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🔬👩🏻‍🏫 (@pinkprincessin1) July 15, 2023

Reminder for people that Angela Lansbury used Murder She Wrote as a vehicle to get older actors credited roles so they'd be able to meet the requirements for maintaining healthcare. https://t.co/99k5Npgdf1
— Mr. HP 🖖 (@IsidoresDragon) July 15, 2023

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING pic.twitter.com/bm408xUZqa
— Mal J Fell ☀️ // 7 days until Good Omens 2 (@SunnyB_stard) July 15, 2023

a whole row of millennials seeing Asteroid City on the Upper West Side today recited the Nicole Kidman AMC commercial along with her VERBATIM

it's the Rocky Horror Picture Show of previews
— @𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚔𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚓𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜𝚘𝚗.bsky.social (@MrErikJackson) July 16, 2023

my mom buying me directing the
me subway sandwich artist pic.twitter.com/STwbvKJNyx
— oppenmauro (@mauro_txt) July 15, 2023

Pretty sure the young woman in the row in front of me is an engineering prodigy. pic.twitter.com/gdTu3tZsiX
— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) July 15, 2023

my friend told me in his 2nd session w/ a betterhelp therapist she asked about his son & when he replied he doesn't have a son she just doubled down like "you know, your son who lives on the cape", just hoping he'd go with it i guess, & when he didn't she just changed the subject
— hil (@plume__) July 16, 2023

september 12, 2018. the day the new york post earned, and yet did not receive, a pulitzer prize pic.twitter.com/Pju6wPLa4n
— Marie lastnamé (@marieberd) July 15, 2023

likely place for her to be https://t.co/Xuoanoctif
— yas (@misamericana) July 15, 2023

Are tailors on strike https://t.co/CQw6n7HJn9
— I Could've Just Sat On In With Massa (@WrittenByHanna) July 15, 2023

Former mid-level drug dealer speaks out https://t.co/8ILAxFhNjN
— Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦 (@acoyne) July 15, 2023

true crime podcasts and qanon sextrafficker astroturfing are absolutely COOKING a very specific type of brain pic.twitter.com/TCmbybRc3C
— Thirsty Thirsty Thembo (@OnlyAWorldAway) July 15, 2023

July 16

even 9/11?? https://t.co/IBNbtoEMP2
— elizabeth clayton 🤓 (@elizardbethc) July 16, 2023

This cop was about to shoot the baseball lmao https://t.co/E8qHIV8Bke
— Sir Chips 🥑 (@Ramsizzzle) July 16, 2023

found it pic.twitter.com/XcmFAQELx3 https://t.co/QSN5LehjCv
— jack (@Jolly_Olive) July 16, 2023

thinking about the time i was getting an ultrasound of my breasts and i said "hey, my eyes are up here!" and the radiologist clearly didn't think it was funny, so he turned on music to ease the tension and it was the lord of the rings theme song
— 🎀 ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔥 🎀 (@chaotic_sub) July 16, 2023

1 ticket for 1 ticket for
Oppenheimer Barbie
please please pic.twitter.com/DJJpisqKZ0
— sean (@_sn_n) July 16, 2023

Just read that if the ten highest paid studio CEO's each gave up literally 2% of their salaries both unions' financial asks would be met without negotiation. 2% to get everyone back to work. 2%.
— Luke Barnett 👨🏻‍🍼 (@LukeBarnett) July 17, 2023

To fans of my character Bev on Reservation Dogs, here's a peek behind the IHS counter at what part of my residuals looks like for acting on a show that I love. I pull in $.03 each quarter for UNLIMITED world wide streams on fx/hulu/DISNEY.
& Iger is yachting. #SAGAFTRAstrike pic.twitter.com/u6JjubmznZ
— jana (@janaunplgd) July 17, 2023

Real convo I had last night w studio exec:

EXEC: The AI issue is overblown. We don't know where it's going. We should just say a script has to be written by a person

ME: The WGA proposed that. The AMPTP wouldn't agree to it

EXEC: WTF?!

ME: Yep. You want the picket schedule?
— Shannon & Swift (@shannonandswift) July 17, 2023

this is the most twitter moment ive ever witnessed pic.twitter.com/BmMc6GIIaJ
— phoebe (@sirpheebs) July 16, 2023

My 11yo daughter is explaining to my 5yo son what Toys R Us was and he's losing his shit.
— Tre (@trestewart_) July 16, 2023

he looks like he's about to tell shiv roy
"i probably should never have had children. i should've had dogs" pic.twitter.com/jAp7Tey0Ap
— leyla 🍒 (@leylanocontext) July 16, 2023

Lmao okay this is funny pic.twitter.com/635cW7Tsaa
— Aliah Sheffield (@AliahSheffield) July 17, 2023

one allahuakbar and i could immediately change the vibes https://t.co/19ztCWIuR9
— hend 🥭 (@sadgirlhend) July 17, 2023

I'm convinced it's some undiscovered shit down in them ocean trenches that could knock out humanity in 5 games https://t.co/VAzWjSs4dJ
— Roy Wood Jr aka Snack Turner (@roywoodjr) July 16, 2023

How it started. How it's going. pic.twitter.com/HlXqAH7aXe
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) July 16, 2023

realest thing david duchovny has ever said pic.twitter.com/udCiRmrtBa
— jane (@anidalakins) July 17, 2023

July 17

David Duchovny sued Fox because Fox sold "The X-Files" reruns to Fox-owned stations in a sweetheart deal (rather than on the open market), scamming him and other participants out of millions of dollars (they settled out of court). Studios will try to get away with everything. https://t.co/cqT2uS65ux
— Todd Vaziri (@tvaziri) July 17, 2023

OH SHIT SON

THOSE TREES ARE CITY PROPERTY

IT MIGHT BE TREE LAW TIME https://t.co/oaoFWQQaNv
— 🌴⚖️Nome🌴⚖️ (@NomeDaBarbarian) July 17, 2023

Page six reports is such a beautiful name 🥰 https://t.co/oYDYqab60C
— Rahul Kothari (@rahkothari) July 17, 2023

jesus christ he's huge https://t.co/WfqCjAEb8y
— fredesque (@FredTaming) July 17, 2023

when i was a kid i thought sodomize meant "obliterate" until one day my dad yelled at me for saying "we got sodomized out there" after the orioles lost a playoff game
— Honest Kirby (@KirbyHonest) July 17, 2023

i found it. the most important video of all time pic.twitter.com/Crc5UQkk2N
— latke (@latkedelrey) July 17, 2023

I decided today that I'm going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me. pic.twitter.com/BGY3r04PyX
— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) July 17, 2023

Liking travel is a red flag. "I need to be in another country for a while" you sound like a fugitive
— Arriving 30 minutes early (@InternetHippo) July 17, 2023

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— Jon ❤️‍🔥 (@of_Forgetting) July 17, 2023

Its crazy that LMFAO are american. Making edm hiphop with your uncle is undeniably Belgian behaviour
— Losing it (@prophethusband) July 18, 2023

this is breathtaking pic.twitter.com/l05cYCrgms
— becca ☆ (@girrlpuppy) July 17, 2023

i feel like we're losing ryan gosling like we lost that kid from elvis but this time around it's a lil more fun. https://t.co/u0ZwJTkAXZ
— joy oladokun is in crocs. (@joyoladokun) July 17, 2023

I don't know who made this, but it's a sin pic.twitter.com/zgizeJcSd6
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) July 17, 2023

He got three watches on because he went to the moon. If y'all don't understand moonman drip just say that https://t.co/fumoARmUDF
— Dr. Raven the Science Maven 💕 (@ravenscimaven) July 17, 2023

if you were convinced to buy twitter blue because of elon's recent stunt of issuing payouts to a few big accounts, i have some very important advice you need to hear. paypal me $500 to hear the advice
— Shaun (shaunvids on bsky) (@shaun_vids) July 17, 2023

reading about WWII blackout regulations is wild knowing that if we tried that today around 20% of the population would immediately put up their Christmas lights in August and buy floodlights to beam at the sky
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) July 18, 2023

the year is 2023. it is the hottest summer on record

the year is 2024. it is the hottest summer on record

the year is 2025. it is the hottest summer on record

the year is 2026. it is the hottest summer on record

the year is 2027. it is the h pic.twitter.com/MPSqXJlVMB
— COSMIC SLOP (@afrocosmist) July 17, 2023

???????? pic.twitter.com/6eXcjHi9v1
— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) July 17, 2023

Just an incredible post. 5 stars. pic.twitter.com/8UWY5n8yby
— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) July 17, 2023

pic.twitter.com/giBAMhvmjS
— Sam 🎃 (@domesticmothman) July 17, 2023

"Vet said he's lucky to be alive" uhh that dog just carried out a fucking vengeance action movie plot successfully I think they just fucked with the wrong dude pic.twitter.com/zWKPpWscBH
— Turbo Time Ricky (@MyNameIsRickyM) July 17, 2023

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— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) July 17, 2023

My father-in-law is watching a YouTube channel where a guy searches for and sometimes finds old silver dimes; his catchphrase is "it's dime time." As far as I'm concerned my father-in-law is the only person using YouTube properly.
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) July 18, 2023

you know the end of this video is going to be wild but I promise you're not even close to guessing how unhinged this is https://t.co/us0RE0DSAI
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) July 18, 2023

I went on CNN and said 6 corporations control 90% of the media. Times are changing. https://t.co/xeGtoqY5p8
— Alex O'Keefe 🌻 (@AlexOKeefe1994) July 18, 2023

July 18

Boss: the company wants you to know it's ok to struggle mentally

Me: ok

Boss: like... don't tho
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) July 18, 2023

me with a job: nooo NOOOO noooo.... why.... why must this be...
me without a job: NOOOO NOOOOO nooo.... why..... why must this be....
— Katherine Lam (@katherinelamart) July 18, 2023

Now that actors can't do promo interviews that young man is going to have to eat all those spicy chicken wings alone.
— Felipe Torres Medina 🪧 ON STRIKE 🚫✏️ (@felipetmedinaa) July 18, 2023

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.
— Poe Zone 666 (@PrairieIre) July 19, 2023

omg this is so sad :( so unfortunate that these buildings chose to spend their money on abvcoddoacdo toasost https://t.co/mh1d5ubyIP
— Kylie Brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) July 18, 2023

god DAMN pic.twitter.com/Eot6dJHiwp
— assbutt (@nasboat) July 18, 2023

Regular reminder that Christian conservatives make such easy marks for made-up conspiracy theories about cults, indoctrination, and "grooming" because it's literally their whole thing. https://t.co/25uvckocSI
— @rob-sheridan.com on BSky (@rob_sheridan) July 18, 2023

Grinning dinosaurs posing with the comet. pic.twitter.com/8yUwj5JcRh
— tern (@1goodtern) July 18, 2023

Earth is having a cookout this summer and we are the meats, baby
— chulo. (@NickyChulo) July 18, 2023

Climate chaos is making it hard for me to enjoy Summerlicious, Toronto's favourite summer foodie event.
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) July 18, 2023

You're always looking at social media eh. Even though you say it's not good ha ha
— Chris Locke (@chrislockeworld) July 18, 2023

I truly do not understand the concept of vacation homes. "we visit The Hamptons twice a year so we figured it just makes sense to buy a $4 million house that sits empty for the other 51 weeks" why don't you just book a hotel room like a normal person.
— abby govindan (@abbygov) July 18, 2023

Being in the Google doc at the same time as someone else pic.twitter.com/YjffIAeW4m
— De Elizabeth (@deelizabeth_) July 18, 2023

My recorder stayed on after an interview, capturing the moment I saw a deer outside my window eating our plants pic.twitter.com/sth2d2hQ2y
— Dan Reilly (@danreilly11) July 18, 2023

I approve this message. pic.twitter.com/f1q5giNM8j
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 18, 2023

it must be so crazy being a kennedy. half of your family was assassinated by the CIA, 40% are cranks who think nanobots are in vaccines, and the rest are just normal dorky liberals. i can't imagine how the family reunions go https://t.co/b9JM3VdXFB
— pudding person (@JUNlPER) July 18, 2023

This comedically eviscerates Joe Rogan. Outstanding. https://t.co/vDlrw8iakX
— Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) July 19, 2023

I've been laughing at this for over a week now. Absolutely perfect. pic.twitter.com/oAmgJ1EbKh
— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) July 18, 2023

I love the morals of The Ugly Duckling. "It's ok that you look different. There is beauty in your uniqueness. Your worth comes from withi- oh you got hot lol thank god, I was just saying shit"
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) July 18, 2023

when you've never heard of "Meryl Streep" pic.twitter.com/r6V2EJ9yqd
— Michael Colton (@mikecolton) July 18, 2023

The Dark Mama walked so Barbenheimer could run https://t.co/UHELwSs8YT
— Dakota Snow (@DaksAhoy) July 18, 2023

yea one is a pg-13 90 minute movie based on one of the most popular toys ever made and one is an r rated 3 hour long historical piece about one of the most devastating atrocities of all time https://t.co/RfY7Plg9rn
— mav ✡︎ saw MI7 x 5 (@THEEVlLDEAD) July 19, 2023

July 19

My favorite thing in TV shows is when they show actual childhood photos of the actor because you know the actor had to ask their mom if they had any old photos of them for their TV show and you know she was so excited to dig up her favorite ones for everyone to see her baby on TV
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) July 20, 2023

I found a new guy and I need you all to see his special talent pic.twitter.com/FMzqg44war
— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) July 20, 2023

7th seed in the east https://t.co/WIGqE473Uv
— alex (@steven_lebron) July 19, 2023

The whole idea that Jason Aldean is from Macon, a city of 150,000 people, and sings about small town life, is the whole deal with modern country music.

It's a bunch of city boys cosplaying as red necks and has been for a generation.
— The Queso (@thequeso) July 19, 2023

*Montreal*

CASHIER: bonjour

ME: oh! bonjour

CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir?

ME: well it looks like the jig is up
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) July 20, 2023

ME: [dressed as a broccoli] One golf please. pic.twitter.com/7eCsqXfFYO
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) July 19, 2023

apparently there's some controversy at my local chipotle pic.twitter.com/0qmgUQCa49
— lil bruh (@fiveeightshorty) July 20, 2023

Whoever runs the scoreboard at Coors Field is NOT OKAY. pic.twitter.com/lg5jcoIrDs
— Suz Now (Suzie's Version) (Eras Tour 7/15 version) (@TheSuzieHunter) July 19, 2023

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) July 19, 2023

here is the clip of Lukas Gage auditioning on zoom for some hack director who didn't realize he was unmuted, complaining about having to look at poor people's shitty apartments. look at what aplomb and class Lukas rolls with https://t.co/tDa9Y7vIuY
— Julie Bush (@julie_bush) July 19, 2023

Very important to pay for the problem I created. pic.twitter.com/N7pEGS3Hd4
— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) July 19, 2023

Your story resonates with so many people, Catturd. pic.twitter.com/ysbfm4jfGP
— tom mckay (@thetomzone) July 19, 2023

God! I miss Ray Liotta & his Devil May care attitude. He didn't even hesitate when asked who the most overrated actor was in the 80s/90s 🤣👑 pic.twitter.com/O8eYZ81D29
— Garry McC (@TheGMcConnachie) July 19, 2023

Them being the first (only?) principal Succession cast members to hit the picket line is so funny and perfect and I cannot overstate true to the world of the show pic.twitter.com/1ZD9yEgbF3
— Casey Mink (@Casey_Mink) July 19, 2023

If Oppenheimer does bad at the box office I have some headline ideas
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) July 19, 2023

a man invited me to the Barbie movie…? on opening night? as if I would watch that movie for the first time in the presence of The Other Kind
— 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 (@talliesinyoung) July 20, 2023

Has anybody noticed that Oppenheimer is low key dark and edgy af while Barbie is lighthearted and fun, making for a playful dichotomy at the box offices
— tyler v (@godlikemind) July 19, 2023

Barbie marketing budget> https://t.co/MTPpfiewJe
— Kingpin (@Kareem_P) July 19, 2023

this just means we're about to get the movie of the year 🙏 https://t.co/JIvo6eKCGo
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) July 19, 2023

barbie was so good that i forgot to tweet about the guy in the pink fedora who stood up during the nicole kidman movies monologue and recited it aloud with his hat over his heart. and then everyone applauded him. i love you philadelphia. pic.twitter.com/O62gqUtkvd
— faelor swift (@fifimcfae) July 20, 2023

July 20

the funniest part about conservatives calling barbie woke is like what did they expect. did they want barbie to promote being a stay at home wife and homeschooling children or whatever? barbies whole thing is she could do any job men could do lol, she has never been "antiwoke"
— pudding person (@JUNlPER) July 20, 2023

yooooo what if we air conditioned the earth!!! https://t.co/BJJhRUNlXN
— jordan (@JordanUhl) July 20, 2023

random American mother: I work two jobs to feed my family. I can't afford therapy for my son who survived a mass shooting. It's the hottest day on record. The UPS truck I work in has no AC. Please help me.

GOP Congressman: Urgent! The Barbie movie is gay and Ken transed my wife.
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) July 20, 2023

Me. pic.twitter.com/qd7HjWajtI
— Lilly Driscoll (@LillyDriscoll) July 20, 2023

BOY WAS I WRONG https://t.co/QzttcKiPbU
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) July 20, 2023

Ok so Barbie is "anti-male" but Oppenheimer is fine??? Sorry but who killed more men?
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) July 20, 2023

when you see someone across the row in #Barbie you also saw in #Oppenheimer pic.twitter.com/Rt3COChODs
— Jayson (@rangerjayfilm) July 20, 2023

this is what you're all gonna look like coming out of oppenheimer in your barbie outfits pic.twitter.com/1bYB5J6W7G
— zach silberberg supports the WGA (@zachsilberberg) July 21, 2023

if you're a young person, ask a middle-aged man what music they listened to in the 90s. let them talk for 30 mins. act interested and say "oh wow no way that's so cool." after that you can ask them for any favor
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) July 20, 2023

Bitch why my barber gon put up a before and after of my haircut today and people in the comments talkin bout "what a transformation!" "You saved him!"

Girl fuck all y'all
— Solyrical (@TonyMatrimony) July 20, 2023

I don't even know how to unpack this one. 🫠🫠 pic.twitter.com/gzGwCEp4Jj
— Surviving in dystopia (@Magnolia_613) July 20, 2023

ok, bagels pic.twitter.com/T9BrvICC6v
— Shelf (@shelfcomedy) July 20, 2023

Huge weekend for her. pic.twitter.com/I9bD0P9IVi
— Evan DeSimone (@Smorgasboredom) July 20, 2023

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