July 15
Congratulations to Ann Coulter on being so awful that people are actually siding with an airline.
— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 16, 2017
if someone is yelling at you, put a smoothie in their hand. it's hard to be intimidated by someone holding a smoothie.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 16, 2017
the ocean is so majestic pic.twitter.com/TSptepMCVF
— GOTH CYNDI LAUPER (@allisongallaghr) July 16, 2017
July 16
Lot of folks who have never cared about Dr. Who before are suddenly very concerned. Maybe we should announce that climate change is a woman.
— Carol Hartsell (@carolrhartsell) July 16, 2017
First ghostbusters, then Wonder Woman, then a girl alien? Whats next, female balloons? Woman sand? A girl alphabet? Women can't be balloons
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 16, 2017
"Doctor Who makes sci-fi history by casting a woman as the lead" pic.twitter.com/CZbaTQZrS9
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) July 16, 2017
"Grandpa, is it true there was once a time when 80% of all scripted entertainment wasn't about stand-up comedy?"
— Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) July 17, 2017
Bernie would've won the game of thrones
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 17, 2017
Nope, You are Fake Horse pic.twitter.com/SmIPsB67PV
— Nature is Amazing 🌴 (@AMAZlNGNATURE) July 16, 2017
Proud to unveil my new, incredibly stupid project: Responding To Trump Tweets Like They Were Texts pic.twitter.com/UUz6AY87iQ
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) July 16, 2017
We once had a president who gave up his beloved peanut farm to avoid any conflict of interest & at 92 is still building houses for the poor. pic.twitter.com/2BYZpOUfoX
— Gabe Ortíz (@TUSK81) July 16, 2017
July 17
I am obsessed with the name of this spider killing spray I just bought. pic.twitter.com/EVhWWK5GGn
— Alana Massey (@AlanaMassey) July 17, 2017
WHO CARES IF I FAILED SCIENCE I FOUND TWO BARRELS FULL OF FIDGET SPINNERS 😤😤😤🙌 pic.twitter.com/gmBpIG0iAE
— MEME STEALER (@Fireflufferz) July 17, 2017
Lucky old June. pic.twitter.com/2WAm9cNeeD
— Jo Haseltine (@Jo_Haseltine) July 17, 2017
Confused about repeal without replacement? Here's how it would work pic.twitter.com/S7dod8lKza
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 18, 2017
Congratulations on Doctor Who, ladies, but stay vigilant. We've got a lot more work to do. pic.twitter.com/eWALnfoJ8o
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) July 17, 2017
When the camera shutter speed is in sync with the wings of a bird, you can happen to see this https://t.co/SHd4DLVIqB pic.twitter.com/9M9gErwxnQ
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 17, 2017
I'll never forget Infant Structure week. 😯🙊 pic.twitter.com/su2vT8KNwQ
— Susan Money (@susanemoney) July 18, 2017
This has been an incredible year in regards to "pictures of the worst people on earth near tears because they didn't get to kill the poor" pic.twitter.com/X7KkaWRsJA
— Juggalocialism (@UweBollocks) July 18, 2017
Like clockwork, every night at 10pm my cat climbs up on my TV stand for @donlemon. I don't understand it. But I respect it. pic.twitter.com/Y5VvDCgRvN
— Anne Holden (@adholden) July 18, 2017
When the GIF frames per second match your leg speed. pic.twitter.com/dB6IVnU8mp
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) July 18, 2017
You can't watch that without smiling. pic.twitter.com/hJqK174AVp
— daddy. (@TayWest) July 17, 2017
Sadly, Trump's all-out push for Senate bill - including 2 days at a golf tournament & pretending to drive a fire truck - came up just short pic.twitter.com/6flQrH4W58
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) July 18, 2017
July 18
Make America Eventually Get Something Done pic.twitter.com/8ZjEEIxbPr
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) July 18, 2017
Surprise! The party that hates the government is terrible at running the government.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 18, 2017
looks like one of those headshots where the actor wants to show all the different roles he can play pic.twitter.com/0E3XEa4Jl0
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 19, 2017
GOP effort to simply repeal Obamacare is like a heart surgeon saying "I can't do a transplant, so I'll just remove your heart. Cool?"
— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) July 18, 2017
i saw the worst minds of my generation verified on twitter
— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) July 18, 2017
最悪マジで。 pic.twitter.com/LyzaXwXa8v
— hzm (@shiohitoshi) July 19, 2017
*Heaven*
— Bear Knee Sanders (@LeBearGirdle) July 19, 2017
God: you may ask me 1 question
Me: Why aren't there lowercase and uppercase numbers?
God: what?
Me: I wanna write loud numbers
When you're so high on dentist gas the Water Buffalo Of Drugs visits you. pic.twitter.com/uqVHCVEoe4
— Philly Byrne 🥔 (@PhilipNByrne) July 18, 2017
OKAY BUT THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE THING ON THE INTERNET RN 🔥😂 pic.twitter.com/RhDpjpSAnt
— i havent seen hoco (@eggsysbucky) July 19, 2017
Theory: Beyoncé wax figure makers have never seen Beyoncé pic.twitter.com/bZ2PWCUzUs
— Michelle Lee (@heymichellelee) July 19, 2017
i jus remembered this exists pic.twitter.com/23A415G9UC
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) July 18, 2017
July 19
Me: Sup guys
— Abam Droud (@AdamBroud) July 19, 2017
Friend: Sup space cowboy
Best friend: What up gangster of love
Friend who's bad at nicknames: Sup...Maurice
This is the memorial for Steve the drowned security robot outside our office on his charging pad. The future is weird. pic.twitter.com/Pb7KLay1VO
— Oliver Griswold (@originalgriz) July 19, 2017
tfw you tell the special counsel exactly which areas he shouldn't investigate pic.twitter.com/y6iCTUqvO8
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 20, 2017
FUN FACT: The nicer the car you allow to merge in front of you, the less likely you are to receive a courtesy wave from the driver.
— (((Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) July 20, 2017
Trent Reznor's name backwards is Ron Zertnert.
— Carl Garcia (@carlinspace) July 19, 2017
July 20
Idea: The compassion Senators feel for John McCain and his family, but applied to all Americans who have health care needs.
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) July 20, 2017
New, very favourite photo. ❤️💛💚💙💜 pic.twitter.com/iX7q439ZQB
— amanda abbington (@CHIMPSINSOCKS) July 20, 2017
The 90s are back baby!!!! pic.twitter.com/yWnGtNr07P
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 20, 2017
My timeline is colliding pic.twitter.com/Oyt8wrFyqG
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) July 20, 2017
How O.J. is gonna survive in a world that is set up to reward surrealist attention-seeking nostalgia monsters with questionable legal pasts?
— Pablo S. Torre (@PabloTorre) July 20, 2017
Just found out that my alma mater (Cal Poly) actually put a commemorative plaque next to the restroom where I recorded "My Bologna" in 1979. pic.twitter.com/m11UsZMyMV
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) July 20, 2017
OJ SIMPSON: I regret nothing, and I maintain that—
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) July 20, 2017
JIMMY FALLON: That's wild, OJ, but now it's time to play a game called "CHUG THAT JUICE!"
OJ: *chasing jimmy fallon around with a rubber knife while the roots play "yakety sax"*
— john semley (@johnsemley3000) July 20, 2017
FALLON: ahhhh don't kill me lol
Trump totally innocent, interested in whether he can pardon himself because he loves learning about complex legal issues
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) July 21, 2017
City says steps will cost at least $65,000; man builds them for $550 https://t.co/71XWqLxq7W pic.twitter.com/HtMseHlLrH
— CNN (@CNN) July 21, 2017
July 21
.@maddow runs down all of the news that just broke TODAY. The list is staggering. Watch. https://t.co/G57LzXx0Ga
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 21, 2017
I'm obvs completely anti-monarchy but this is too much, I'm dying. You win this one Liz, groove on honey pic.twitter.com/akLLbijzp0
— George Brooker (@brooker966) July 21, 2017
I'm surprised Trump's Made in America Week tweet isn't just a picture of white babies.
— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 21, 2017
