This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: July 14, 2017

An uppercut from Down Under, Angela Merkel can't take much more of this, Kid Rock dang diddy dang duh dang duh dang diddy dangs for U.S Senate, Ed Sheeran gets framed, smart phones for dumb people, "Rockin' Robin" is still a catchy-ass song and much more from this week in funny tweets.
 
July 8

Holy smokes. Australian journalist provides one of the most brutal takedowns of Trump I've heard in a while. 👏🏽 pic.twitter.com/MPoDJXATlM

— Amarnath Amarasingam (@AmarAmarasingam) July 8, 2017

Trump just can't win. pic.twitter.com/JTuV0aGkqO

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) July 9, 2017

"You know Hitler was from Germany."
"He was from Austria."
"Then how come you never saw him with kangaroos?"
"That's-"
"Or a boomerang?" pic.twitter.com/R1XlEFiNRC

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) July 8, 2017

Ivanka: I try to stay out of politics.

*Ivanka at the G20* pic.twitter.com/iHOi8wcSry

— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) July 8, 2017

July 9

Bush: Did you destroy our Towers?
Bin Laden: No.
Bush: Ok I believe you. We shall build an anti-terrorism unit together to stop attacks.

— Christopher Bouzy (@cbouzy) July 9, 2017

This Amazon bot is generating thousands of phone cases from random photos, and it's amazing. (via @rjurney) https://t.co/n63W4eo9Q5 pic.twitter.com/VX2Ch7xn9v

— Andy Baio (@waxpancake) July 9, 2017

ESPN just accidentally wrote a Radiohead song pic.twitter.com/CGru7PvsEY

— Spencer Porter (@porters) July 9, 2017

I will. pic.twitter.com/hLaUQJOSl4

— cory snearowski (@corysnearowski) July 10, 2017

July 10

It is weird how ice cream trucks are constantly driving around but you still can't order delivery from them.

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 10, 2017

Like her mother before her, @ChelseaClinton beat Trump in the popular vote. 💃 pic.twitter.com/Coa6rZajBf

— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 10, 2017

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— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) July 11, 2017

this seemed so harmless at the time pic.twitter.com/YztCpRYwbX

— chuuch (@ch000ch) July 11, 2017

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— darth:™ (@darth) July 11, 2017

Saving this screenshot for when my grandkids ask me what 2017 was like. pic.twitter.com/oFt0Nm86wP

— Copy McPasty, Writer (@KashannKilson) July 10, 2017

If Trump gets taken down by emails I will believe in a God and that She is a poet.

— Emily of the State (@EmilyGorcenski) July 11, 2017

July 11

Does the new Broken Social Scene album have a part where they're covering Thunderstruck but Feist sings "YOU'VE BEEN... THUNDERHUGGED"

— Hi it's Matt Collins (@mitchberghini) July 11, 2017

Unfortunate side effect of the scandal is this period-comma-apostrophe bullshit from the New Yorker. pic.twitter.com/ITijnSXOWn

— Michael Colton (@mikecolton) July 11, 2017

NEIGHBOUR: Uh-oh, Walk of Shame...!
ME: Actually this is a Stroll of Satisfaction. Because I had a lot of sex last night & it was FANTASTIC.

— The Lady of Whatever (@Bexdora) July 11, 2017

July 12

i love to debate people on here with logic and facts pic.twitter.com/MSV8Cd3CFY

— leon (@leyawn) July 12, 2017

Police pulled over this black State Attorney — and then couldn't even explain why pic.twitter.com/0mjmTFUkov

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) July 12, 2017

Hi @KidRock, I made a campaign poster you can use: pic.twitter.com/ILAuRF1oDg

— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) July 12, 2017

Fun fact: If elected, Kid Rock would be the first U.S. senator to appear in a sex tape with the lead singer of Creed

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) July 12, 2017

When ya girl don't like ya purse pic.twitter.com/eo1BMJogqU

— Cheeks Lit (@CHICKLET_HF) July 12, 2017

Trump leaves for France tonight. Boy, is he going to be disappointed when he learns that "oui, oui" isn't what he thinks it is.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) July 13, 2017

a talent agent asked me why I don't "just vlog and generate a YouTube audience"
so I made a YouTube vlog pic.twitter.com/exGRPBU1qP

— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) July 12, 2017

July 13

my mom asked me for a pic of ed sheeran and i tried to be funny and i edited it i didnt know she was gonna frame it a week later jfc pic.twitter.com/uFNzgnztaF

— goth turtle (@dubstep4dads) July 13, 2017

Powerful stuff ...
An very fucking true pic.twitter.com/enP98Z6B7r

— Nev (@LFCNev) July 13, 2017

please some foreign leader or spouse buy a novelty arm for the Trump Handshake so when he yanks it just comes off

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) July 13, 2017

lord help us all I'm back on my bullshit pic.twitter.com/qN9hututbU

— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) July 14, 2017

Holy shit the transcript is real he really said the wall needs to be transparent so you don't get hit in the head by 60 pound bags of drugs pic.twitter.com/Cf6o9NXocP

— modest proposal (@modestproposal1) July 13, 2017

The perfect Twitter long game https://t.co/PCjWPpa6d5 pic.twitter.com/BQ5DXT1g8D

— Heidi N Moore (@moorehn) July 14, 2017

"France is America's oldest ally. Many people don't know that." -Trump, in joint presser w/Macron, projecting his ignorance on all of us.

— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) July 13, 2017

July 14

wat pic.twitter.com/qc3Uif0XuY

— darth:™ (@darth) July 14, 2017

In case you're one of those people who thinks sexism is dead. pic.twitter.com/JMQ3TEND0Y

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 14, 2017

The Trump-Macron farewell handshake goes on … and on … and on … even while Trump kisses Brigitte Macron goodbye pic.twitter.com/ef5jQfnjIU

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) July 14, 2017

President Clinton at the George W. Bush Library tonight. pic.twitter.com/YcgCBoN3Ys

— Yashar Ali (@yashar) July 14, 2017