This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: January 26, 2018
this is legit one of the most impressive things on the internet pic.twitter.com/tfrG6y3JQn— David Marek (@oohblackdiamond) January 20, 2018
In the running for best sign: pic.twitter.com/MugZt4qJcU— Ally (@missmayn) January 20, 2018
I posted this one year ago today. pic.twitter.com/EAMM7bEWWM— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 21, 2018
Pats-Eagles is off the charts in terms of Fans Who Have Physically Threatened A Priest Due To A Sports Outcome.— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) January 22, 2018
Laura Dern is the Tilda Swinton of Connie Brittons.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) January 22, 2018
My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced pic.twitter.com/IYKmIplUFv— Cheish (@TheCheish) January 21, 2018
"uhhh my cat just picked up a fry like a human, i think this thumb evolved" pic.twitter.com/757G76T6t3— Fluff Society (@FluffSociety) January 22, 2018
is there anything more quintessentially Don Jr. than trying to show off your knowledge of the legislative process and misspelling the word Senate pic.twitter.com/2hE4MfWZ81— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 22, 2018
Weirdness. I can't get into my own Facebook account, @AlanAldaFanPage. I'm missing all this good stuff I write. FB wanted a picture to prove I was me. I.ve sent 3. I'm still not me.— Alan Alda (@alanalda) January 22, 2018
Mark, it's me, Al.
The correct Dem message is "Trump shut down the government because Mexico didn't pay for the wall."— Lawrence O'Donnell (@Lawrence) January 22, 2018
But Dems have never been the 'keep it simple' party.
Instead of just nominating Christopher Plummer for an Oscar we should go back and take every Oscar away from every sexual predator and melt them down to form a statue of Wonder Woman lassoing a dick.— (((𝕺𝖍𝕹𝖔𝕾𝖍𝖊𝕿𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖓𝖙))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 23, 2018
Hawaii governor didn't correct false missile alert sooner because he didn't know his Twitter passwordhttps://t.co/MXE5gbElpZ— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) January 23, 2018
If, hypothetically, the WSJournal had outed Prez Obama for screwing a porn star and had unearthed a $130,000 hush payment; and if, hypothetically, it turned out that his '08 campaign had been involved in the payment...how do you suppose white evangelicals would've reacted?— Dick Polman (@DickPolman1) January 23, 2018
It's useless telling people that they will be on "the wrong side of history" when they don't study or care about history.— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) January 24, 2018
This GIF of Judge Aquilina throwing away the letter Larry Nassar wrote the court about how hard it is for him to listen to victim testimonies PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL. pic.twitter.com/5HB9WMaPqU— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) January 24, 2018
FBI SECRET SOCIETY TEXTS, DECODED— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 25, 2018
OMG = "oust my government"
LOL = "lose our leadership"
BRB = "bring righteous bloodshed"
TTYL = "topple tyranny, yay liberty"
If there's one takeaway from the story of Jesus' life, it's that the Roman government always did the right thing pic.twitter.com/m9anTBpbnk— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 26, 2018
my dude, next time when you try to criticize someone, don't make it sound so fucking awesome pic.twitter.com/7LDHVaAEad— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 26, 2018