This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: January 20, 2023
January 13
why do people only ever monger fear or fish
— rosemary donahue (@rosadona) January 14, 2023
Police be like "I see clear evidence you're being harassed and stalked but we can't do shit until the person actually attempts to kill you so wait for that and if you survive give us a call"
— Dreadful (@Dreadful4Tymes) January 13, 2023
People: Eggs cost 9 dollars , and my medical bills have left me in tremendous debt
— Saltinx (@BraveArcanine) January 13, 2023
Republicans: we have banned the word 'Latinx'
the older i get i realize my mom was right, but i just didn't like her tone
— jay ✰ (@jayythewave) January 13, 2023
"I'm a jack of all trades, master of none" is such a cute little way to say you have adhd
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 13, 2023
is there a single other occupation where 5% of employees are pedophiles? pic.twitter.com/52rJtQqCj5
— Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy) January 14, 2023
Gene Wilder's super extra prolonged reaction here pic.twitter.com/BsKybPNQk0
— Chris Locke (@chrislockeworld) January 13, 2023
#ONpoli
— T.O. Resident (@TO_Resident) January 13, 2023
BREAKING: Doug Ford promises to give nurses their baby back if they do a few extra hours at a private hospital pic.twitter.com/EkzvcWWrYq
This is the single most pathetic moment of my entire life pic.twitter.com/5WHWs7LUgj
— Paul Anthony Jones (@paulanthjones) January 13, 2023
Anyone happen to have seen my one piece electric automatic banana cleaner machine? pic.twitter.com/1iqqoaIPk3
— mike sacks (@michaelbsacks) January 13, 2023
January 14
Fuck a massive apple pic.twitter.com/o4DJgpJWve
— Definitely Not Stuart Buck (@notstuartbuck) January 15, 2023
Lmfao men love telling on themselves so much 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/HTRXIyE9pp
— Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) January 15, 2023
"Why aren't people making the kind of old-world classical sculptures and oil painting I like anymore?" I dunno dude why aren't you providing an artist with a full time salary and residence on your property so they can focus on nothing but making one painting for three years.
— Kelly Turnbull (@Coelasquid) January 14, 2023
Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria
— Ellen Weatherford 🐊 (@elksneedle) January 14, 2023
My fiancé and I both went to Disney world on the very same week as kids because both our fathers were the kinds of guys who saw 9/11 happen and thought "oh man there will be NO lines at Disney right now" lmfao
— Jesus of Suburbia (@flaxseedthot) January 14, 2023
SHE DIDNT GHOST ME SHE WAS JUST IN REHAB LETS GOOOOOOOO
— wyatt (@turntretarded) January 15, 2023
took an edible pic.twitter.com/1DUVPFM2aN
— r (@reaghhan) January 14, 2023
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