This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: February 9, 2018
lol so virgin flights now have a "seat to seat" chat function that lets you dm anyone on the plane pic.twitter.com/aSSS37crW9— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) February 3, 2018
It was then her mom realized it wasnt her first shot pic.twitter.com/m7o5qtCgG5— davey wavey (@Daythebrujo) February 4, 2018
OMG someone overlayed that ridiculous Dodge/MLK ad with what King actually said about capitalism and car commercials pic.twitter.com/9IB528mCyt— Astead (@AsteadWesley) February 5, 2018
who wore it better: justin timberlake or mac os sierra? pic.twitter.com/F0J6heUkAr— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) February 5, 2018
When libraries troll their patrons. pic.twitter.com/Hn8a96f8je— Blue Reflective Surface (@Metafrantic) February 4, 2018
Philly is the GG Allin of cities.— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) February 5, 2018
Meanwhile, in Philadelphia: a play in three acts. pic.twitter.com/e9ibHKwL1M— 𝕂𝕦𝕣𝕥 🎧 𝕂𝕠𝕙𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕥 (@KurtKohlstedt) February 5, 2018
Finally! After all those years of Jewish quarterback dominance! pic.twitter.com/TrrVWuSJ5s— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) February 5, 2018
ah yes, good for the brady haters. i'm sure future pastor and current liberty university online graduate student nick foles more closely shares your political stances.— Dave King (@DaveKingThing) February 5, 2018
I saw Lady Doritos trending and thought "Ah, so Kylie named her baby."— Laraine Pennington (@LaraineBaker) February 5, 2018
The position of Trump's lawyers is that Trump is completely innocent and has nothing to hide and also is a pathological liar who absolutely should not agree to speak with Mueller— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) February 6, 2018
This morning, Devin Nunes, Chair of the House Intelligence Committee just said that Donald Trump, "had never even MET George Papadopoulos." pic.twitter.com/zFV7cEAtbo— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) February 5, 2018
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS pic.twitter.com/IzyxhozttY— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) February 7, 2018
If our stupid president knew what Bastille Day was about he wouldn't want a parade. Fucking idiot. The pig putting the apple in his own mouth.— Neko Case (@NekoCase) February 6, 2018
Wow this Quincy Jones interview is incredible pic.twitter.com/41u6cg0Fxh— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) February 7, 2018
Choose your fighter pic.twitter.com/5nP1UHKCb3— Bootleg Stuff (@Bootleg_Stuff) February 8, 2018
Last week one of my art teachers suggested I 'dial down the feminism.' Today I showed him my newest piece: pic.twitter.com/VrnB4oJ8Cz— AlexBertulisFernande (@alexbertanades) February 7, 2018
1. I'm 27— Michael Tubbs (@MichaelDTubbs) February 8, 2018
2. Please look up the word universal.
3. We haven't been bankrupt for years and are actually the 2nd fiscally healthy city in the state.
4. It's philanthropically funded
5. The majority of people are struggling in this economy. We have to deal with that https://t.co/yT76FXl5Ti
Saw a girl in a Ramones shirt & asked her to name her five favorite songs & she just looked at me & said nothing. Then her mom was like, "She's 11 months old."— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) February 8, 2018
u know when a straight girl shows u a pic of her bf and u gotta be like "aw :) he's cute" even tho he looks like he smells like hotdog water— negasonic teenage forehead (@sawyerdotcom) February 7, 2018
Sentence I never want to hear again: "This isn't the Republican Party I know." Sure it is. This is just what it looks like without makeup.— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) February 9, 2018
Fuck Trump. Fuck John Kelly. Fuck Mike Pence. Fuck Omarosa. Fuck Paul Ryan. Fuck Mitch McConnell. Fuck Steve Bannon. Fuck Betsy DeVos. Fuck Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Fuck Trey Gowdy. Fuck Devin Nunes. Fuck Carter Page. Fuck Rob Porter. Fuck Sean Spicer. Fuck Hope Hicks. Fuck Jared.— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) February 9, 2018
Next Cavs practice-— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) February 8, 2018
"OK, so when we go around the room, say your name and one interesting thing about yourself."
Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin' pic.twitter.com/yKSDR1TaPM— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) February 8, 2018
John Kelly bravely reminds the American people "that there is no place for domestic violence in our society."— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 9, 2018
Oh, and those 2 abused ex-wives of Rob Porter? They're liars.
John Kelly is our worst president since Dick Cheney.
I thought sports were no place for political protests? https://t.co/VW0mTSECyS— Astead (@AsteadWesley) February 9, 2018
Ladies and Gentlemen: the most maddening game of tic tac toe you will ever watch, set to the tune of Yakety Sax pic.twitter.com/tS8Z9FTv04— NBC Sports Northwest (@NBCSNorthwest) February 9, 2018