January 31
Instagram is a nice way to catch up on your latest triggers
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 1, 2016
fuck #GreaseLive, wake me when they make an all-female Deliverance Live
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) February 1, 2016
February 1
That's some real love. https://t.co/Adgzy0g34Z
— mike sacks (@michaelbsacks) February 1, 2016
Canadians from Toronto: Yeah, other places are pretty cool
— Kat Angus (@katangus) February 1, 2016
Canadians not from Toronto: TORONTO IS EVIL, TORONTO ONCE FRAMED ME FOR MURDER
The woman is political pundits and the goat is the voters of Iowa https://t.co/wd6E8B8ydB
— Hunter Schwarz (@hunterschwarz) February 2, 2016
February 2
Annie Leibovitz: Okay, looking great, now kinda sexily angle yourself toward me...
— Charles Bramesco (@intothecrevasse) February 2, 2016
Diane Keaton: I'm Diane Keaton! pic.twitter.com/u1kkh5wi6w
Ben's grandpa saw his shadow today, which means there will be six more weeks of galactic civil war. #GroundhogDay pic.twitter.com/owvk5XDNOM
— Bad Father Han Solo (@BadFatherHan) February 2, 2016
February 3
Mike Huckabee has decided to end his presidential campaign but I think he should be forced to carry it to full term.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) February 3, 2016
Black History Month: A great time to call blacks "it." pic.twitter.com/7fIBDM79aX
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) February 3, 2016
Aaaand I thiiiiink to myseeeeellllf
— Matt Pops Collins (@mitchberghini) February 3, 2016
What a wonderful woooooorld pic.twitter.com/Zm2n2t8ykO
February 4
Today's #TBT is dedicated to @piersmorgan. pic.twitter.com/InU7d6qhC0
— Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) February 4, 2016
February 5
6 Farts That Help Alleviate Gas: https://t.co/CLfY4di4Lg pic.twitter.com/4JFIn8C2Pj
— Reductress (@Reductress) February 5, 2016