February 14
The @kylemooney/@kanyewest rap battle you didn't know you needed. #SNLhttps://t.co/T67KGAmGpu
— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) February 14, 2016
.@kanyewest IDEA FOR MONEY: Make your newest album available for purchase!
— Ian Karmel (@IanKarmel) February 15, 2016
February 15
"So remember: do NOT stream music. These people did, and now they're dead." #Grammys
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 16, 2016
Can't believe Johnny Depp is in a band and it's not called Shredward Scissorhands.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 16, 2016
February 16
How ami supposed to explain to my sons that "Obama" wants to nominate a Supreme Court justice?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 16, 2016
DON'T DO IT, JEB! You can turn things around in South Carolina. DM me, man. I've been there. https://t.co/i87zIxxbXe
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 16, 2016
February 17
just saw the most attractive person my eyes have ever had the pleasure of taking in and my friend told me he's in NINTH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Rachel Davies (@rachelcomplains) February 17, 2016
"please clap" pic.twitter.com/sINVrhARA2
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) February 17, 2016
February 18
. @BarackObama bro, don't go to the resort I did, food was weird. https://t.co/KsrxnOnKMM
— Pat Thornton (@patthornton) February 18, 2016
She looks delighted! Watch @TaylorSwift13's #NMEAwards2016 acceptance speech here https://t.co/KrWDCtDXNC pic.twitter.com/toZ38Jgnb5
— NME (@NME) February 18, 2016
February 19
Riding a horse is just like riding a bike, but the bike has feelings.
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) February 19, 2016
Stop trying to make Tidal happen. It's not going to happen. pic.twitter.com/QLFgDNcE6c
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) February 19, 2016
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