February 11
I like almost everybody I meet, but he creeped me out by being so nakedly hungry to get near any kind of fame. Perhaps he's nice to his cat. https://t.co/PbvSjCXdVH
— Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) February 11, 2017
This hashtag will always make me laugh. https://t.co/uT1T0aI70H
— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) February 11, 2017
...reading and basic comprehension of the constitution yet. Will get to after TV time tonight. https://t.co/6JAr0Fdfni
— )))David Cross((( (@davidcrosss) February 11, 2017
February 12
The Grammys are to music as Instagram is to photography.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) February 13, 2017
Happy birthday to Blanka, who turns 51 today pic.twitter.com/hcLyw1gGvl
— Barry Petchesky (@barry) February 12, 2017
youtube makeup tutorials vs. real life pic.twitter.com/RaewmC23By
— Ziwe (@ziwe) February 13, 2017
I edited Ceelo Green into the background of pics of Trump in his apartment and holy shit 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VurY7DMJ1w
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 13, 2017
When you realize that Prince, Beyonce, Mariah Carey and Kanye West have never won an album of the year Grammy but Taylor Swift has 2. pic.twitter.com/pt7kgR4LTy
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) February 12, 2017
February 13
Your dog is allowed to be your valentine I checked
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) February 14, 2017
In minstrel shows this kind of makeup was called "turd face": pic.twitter.com/82NE8efhQv
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 14, 2017
February 14
Sean Spicer just now: "Yesterday the president had an incredibly productive set of meetings and discussions with PM Joe Trudeau of Canada."
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 14, 2017
Call me crazy but I think possible treason should be investigated as thoroughly as a blow job.
— Desi (@DesiJed) February 14, 2017
WHAT IF PUTIN HAS BEEN PICKING ALL THE APPRENTICE WINNERS?
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) February 15, 2017
If you think your Valentine's Day sucks the president's wife is spending millions of tax dollars just to be in a different state than him
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) February 14, 2017
February 15
These are news stories. Conspiracy theories are false & more like "Ted Cruz's dad was with Lee Harvey Oswald" or "vaccines cause autism" https://t.co/0Ps5pFBoU1
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) February 15, 2017
Theresa May met some children today and it went GREAT. pic.twitter.com/2Ph8yzDhnW
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) February 15, 2017
February 16
Let's see if this works! pic.twitter.com/q5b3d8U4Nx
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) February 16, 2017
Oh it'll DEFINITELY be taught in history books. Also improv scene study & concussion identification training. https://t.co/RsZGDNbRf3
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 17, 2017
A friend of Harward's says he was reluctant to take NSA job bc the WH seems so chaotic; says Harward called the offer a "shit sandwich."
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) February 17, 2017
February 17
This may get @ShepNewsTeam fired from Fox News, but it's clear he DGAF. pic.twitter.com/zykZnreFNL
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 17, 2017
Seth Meyers is handling Trump better right now than the entire democratic party https://t.co/XMoxnhZJoO
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 17, 2017
Trump subtweet. https://t.co/7Ak2g0JpDX
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) February 17, 2017
