February 4
[sighs]
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 4, 2017
[takes a breath]
Articles I through III of the US Constitution provide the framework for three separate but equal branches of https://t.co/13QzSMV3Fc
This took him 4 days AND somehow manages to mock both Holocaust victims AND a person murdered for being transgender. https://t.co/4gBY0J0IXt
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 5, 2017
February 5
Visual aids are 🔑. https://t.co/V15GMnzG4q #SNL pic.twitter.com/r5x4GBAJy1
— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) February 5, 2017
Melissa McCarthy has a 108 MPH comedy fastball.
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) February 5, 2017
"We love America, but also we're not racist. Just - we are sorry it's like this now." - Every Super Bowl Commercial
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 5, 2017
Congratulations to the Trump family, that Nazi guy and all the other Patriots fans out there
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 6, 2017
February 6
guys i think Avril Lavigne's social media person copied and pasted too much stuff for this instagram post lmao "for the copy" pic.twitter.com/AE4kv8WRWi
— Josiah Hughes (@josiahhughes) February 7, 2017
NEW VIDEO: @RealDonaldTrump's Top 50 Most Impeachable And/Or Craziest Actions since inaugural (had to shorten list) pic.twitter.com/2E6h578P33
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) February 7, 2017
When you accidentally open Internet Explorer pic.twitter.com/I3YL65CF8G
— Frank Cifaldi (@frankcifaldi) February 6, 2017
has capitalism gone too far pic.twitter.com/ZLOAxXuEcr
— sarah (@chegasarah) February 6, 2017
February 7
Alex Jones thinks 9/11 was an inside job, but also that we need to be protected from Muslim terrorists. So... you know. There it all is.
— Ian Karmel (@IanKarmel) February 7, 2017
Very important to get your DeVos jokes in while people can still read
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) February 7, 2017
A word of advice: don't try and come at @dog_rates unless you want to leave in a body bag pic.twitter.com/ztfJywd8pP
— Pete Ubu (@warmandpunchy) February 7, 2017
Beautiful moment: @tedcruz defends cutting Medicaid by wishing woman with multiple sclerosis "congratulations on your struggles" pic.twitter.com/6PJBmHqRis
— CAFE (@cafedotcom) February 8, 2017
February 8
Jeff Sessions was too racist to be a federal judge 30 years ago, but most people get more progressive from age 40-70, so it's probably fine.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 8, 2017
Sessions: Too racist to be a judge in the 1986; just racist enough to be in charge of civil rights and voting rights in 2017
— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) February 9, 2017
Dear @gop, when the Anne Frank Center calls you out on the same day David Duke praises you, maybe you're doing every fucking thing wrong? pic.twitter.com/UC0lurUAvt
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 9, 2017
this years Black History Reenactment Month has been the most authentic one yet
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) February 9, 2017
wait pic.twitter.com/xZLw2ExCCP
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) February 8, 2017
February 9
Goooooood Morning Vietnam!! pic.twitter.com/DtfYfagnkS
— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) February 9, 2017
We sent @Amy_Hoggart to Scotland to discuss resisting oppression with people who are born crotchety. #SamanthaBee pic.twitter.com/jMHmskBfvZ
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) February 9, 2017
SEE YOU IN COURT WHERE WE ALREADY ARE BUT A DIFFERENT COURT SHUT UP NO YOU'RE STUPID!
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 10, 2017
what if donald trump thinks twitter is court
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 9, 2017
Ok I just ripped the whole Breitbart interview because as many people should be able to enjoy this as humanly possible pic.twitter.com/Lyfu5QPQus
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) February 10, 2017
Captain America is fighting with the Red Skull on Twitter right now. This is too real. pic.twitter.com/B3mK0d1HDx
— Calvin (@calvinstowell) February 9, 2017
February 10
Here's a little taste of the entertainment we'd get if the right took over Hollywood. Thanks, Steven Crowder! @Scrowder #Scrowder pic.twitter.com/EyAGHqWiSv
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) February 10, 2017
Always read the whole article before quoting it, @realDonaldTrump. LAWFARE destroys you in the last line, Dum-Dum (H/T @ezlusztig) pic.twitter.com/TdWGNB2J4I
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) February 10, 2017
