December 3
Anyone seen my Ultimate-Frisbee gloves? Pleather, with my initials stitched in cursive? Chilly and headed out on a big date. Thanks!
— (((mike sacks))) (@michaelbsacks) December 3, 2016
December 4
*them* https://t.co/fCwSPvvSd8
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) December 5, 2016
December 5
David Blaine totally freaked out Mr. Jimmy Fallon with his magic tricks.
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) December 5, 2016
♥️♣️♦️♠️
Enjoy my latest for @superdeluxe! https://t.co/04IhFcBRIL
Uncle To-Do List:
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 5, 2016
1. don't act creepy
2. get a known child's nose
3. return the nose (see #1)
December 6
in case you're having a bad day, here's a pic of Leonard Cohen playing with a dog. pic.twitter.com/G4wCpawxlK
— Andrea Patehviri (@_andreathegiant) December 6, 2016
December 7
Kudos to the designer who made the "M" look like devil horns. We will send you care packages after Trump throws you in prison. pic.twitter.com/jsqKxC8IOq
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) December 7, 2016
finally.. a product for anybody whos ever wanted to eat a pregnant reeses peanut butter cup pic.twitter.com/oL6dPrj8mu
— jomny sun, authoer (@jonnysun) December 8, 2016
Pro tip, @realDonaldTrump. Unions can't give out taxpayer money as bribes to employers like you can, asshole. pic.twitter.com/TpEHPkUuev
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) December 8, 2016
December 8
Tom Cruise has succeeded like 6 times in a row why do they still think these missions are impossible
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) December 8, 2016
Do Trump's confused sexual feelings about his own daughter count as a conflict of interest?
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) December 9, 2016
December 9
Love that it took racist idiots nearly 4 decades and a KKK-endorsed POTUS to figure out what Star Wars is about. #DumpStarWars
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 9, 2016
