July 29
how yo parents take vacation selfies together pic.twitter.com/6hyxuGbGv6
— Demetrius Harmon (@meechonmars) July 29, 2017
MRS MOOCH: just gave birth to our son
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) July 29, 2017
[2 hours later]
MOOCH: 🙏🏼
yall tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
— childish sadbino (@datassque) July 30, 2017
July 30
This is the most Chris Christie picture ever. It's like he commissioned someone to take the one photo that summed up his entire life. pic.twitter.com/TWjjoTZSWZ
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 30, 2017
I think my barista is depressed pic.twitter.com/XkF8Vg5dQK
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) July 30, 2017
This gospel version of Reclaiming My Time by @mykalkilgore deserves a Grammy pic.twitter.com/ABe7lt5vAL
— Broderick Greer (@BroderickGreer) July 30, 2017
2007: we're almost done with Bush... the future's looking br
— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) July 30, 2017
2017: well the dilbert guys sucking his own dick on tv now pic.twitter.com/OVKzWKnf04
Jokes are over. No more jokes. pic.twitter.com/et2fImCcBm
— Matt Christman (@cushbomb) July 31, 2017
Her: he's probably thinking about other girls...
— Alan (@alienhoes) July 30, 2017
Him: buzz lightyear was in denial of being a toy but still froze when humans were around?? pic.twitter.com/FpXzKaq9xU
ok, this gif made my entire evening. pic.twitter.com/z5SefC3UFf
— Swedish Spaceman (@SwedishSpaceman) July 30, 2017
How did humans make both fargo & the emoji movie this is like if beavers also built cathedrals
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) July 31, 2017
July 31
r u ok, Fox News? pic.twitter.com/KiGiBLjBj5
— psytizen duck (@sarahjeong) July 31, 2017
There should be a dating app for people who have been fired from trump's administration
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 31, 2017
"Dad, why weren't u at my birth?"
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) July 31, 2017
"I was helping a man who never spoke to me again yell at Boy Scouts."
He got hired, divorced, had a baby, and fired in 10 days. Like a fruit fly. #Scaramucci
— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) July 31, 2017
"is this the line for nachos" pic.twitter.com/4unqk4doRF
— darth:™ (@darth) July 31, 2017
Cleopatra was metal af pic.twitter.com/wUH9bFNx1k
— shauna (@goldengateblond) August 1, 2017
August 1
DONALD TRUMP is the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES and we're really supposed to believe mediocre white people aren't getting a fair shake
— Emily (@emilydawnlove) August 2, 2017
Is… this how employment in journalism used to work? pic.twitter.com/8P0zPwFsfA
— Jonathan Goldsbie (@goldsbie) August 1, 2017
A perfect cake idea for someone you have absolutely no feelings for either way pic.twitter.com/l84QrIWL8J
— Michael, still here (@Home_Halfway) August 1, 2017
Satan: "Good morning Madam. Anything from the penis trolley?"
— Paul Carmichael (@PaulCarmichaelV) August 2, 2017
Woman: "Anything a little less penisy?"
Satan: "Just giant penis I'm afraid." pic.twitter.com/ed630jin5a
August 2
a play in 3 parts pic.twitter.com/AeJYsMnNLF
— LT. COLONEL KRANG (@KrangTNelson) August 3, 2017
the most normal thing in 2017 so far pic.twitter.com/X05h6nQFrG
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) August 3, 2017
RETWEET if you agree:
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) August 2, 2017
He is YOUR PRESIDENT. Whether you like it or not, He is. We must respect and stand behind Him.🇺🇸@realDonaldTrump #MAGA pic.twitter.com/tKnttYIH5l
August 3
CNN: Grand Jury
— Maggie Serota 🚽 (@maggieserota) August 3, 2017
MSNBC: Grand Jury
Fox News: Have you ever looked at a starfish? Like really looked at one? They're weird, man.
This is an absolute modern day Norman Rockwell painting. pic.twitter.com/SxYF6JRkof
— Maury Brown (@BizballMaury) August 4, 2017
August 4
Oh to be a young white female criminal pic.twitter.com/x5vlBrYqy7
— Yomi Adegoke (@yomiadegoke) August 4, 2017
finally seeing some famous landmarks pic.twitter.com/GnkdVhBjT9
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) August 4, 2017
