LD and KD, doggy style in an alley, an answer by Cardi B, it's good to be able to see, and much more from this week in funny tweets.
August 24
August 24
August 25
August 26
August 27
August 28
August 29
August 30
My friend got a degree in egyptology, but can't get a job, So he's paying more money to get a Phd, so he can work teaching other people egyptology. In his case college is literally a pyramid scheme.
— Katie Hannigan (@katiehannigan) August 30, 2019