This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: August 25, 2017

A sad dispatch from the frontlines, a dog is permitted entry into a grocery store, not everyone cared that much about the solar eclipse, a sexist comedy legend dies, Dave Grohl very briefly ponders why a Nirvana reunion might be tricky, Antifa! and much more from this week in funny tweets.
 
August 19

Dearest Martha,

The field is lost. We cannot overcome the opposition. Pray for me, my reckoning is near. pic.twitter.com/kN2JGzOL8K

— Michael Stahlke (@MichaelStahlke) August 19, 2017

Trump wouldn't be President If we'd had spelling bees instead of debates.

— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) August 19, 2017

2015: "Suck it up, snowflakes. No safe spaces in real life."
2017: "I am being held prisoner in a gazebo by a man with a tuba jesus save me"

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) August 19, 2017

I'm still shook pic.twitter.com/TPYLRNHDP0

— ashleen🌺 (@ashleenn_) August 20, 2017

August 20

I was trying to think of something funny to say about Jerry Lewis' death but I can't because I'm a girl!

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 20, 2017

Who did this? LMAO. pic.twitter.com/jySB5Yl2zK

— Denizcan Targaryen (@MrFilmkritik) August 20, 2017

YO someone just leaked the eclipse, I'm looking at it right now!!!

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) August 21, 2017

this guy was typing out a takedown of vice when suddenly a giant crab broke down his door and attacked him before he could hardly react pic.twitter.com/P6PZPGR9AQ

— ANTIPOPE SHIBE (@DOGGEAUX) August 20, 2017

August 21

Someone at Fox News forced Shepard Smith to come into work & cover #SolarEclipse2017 Let's just say he wasn't thrilled. 😂😂😂 He gave zero F's pic.twitter.com/GbXUgISA00

— Jessie 🇰🇪 (@JMKTV) August 21, 2017

The President and Vice President of the United States pic.twitter.com/8Sy8iaDMIa

— Hamilton Electors (@HamiltonElector) August 21, 2017

They saw an opportunity and they ran with it pic.twitter.com/8NXlN9Wu14

— Kate Wiles (@katemond) August 21, 2017

August 22

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— Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) August 23, 2017

But this beautiful moment in television history happened..... pic.twitter.com/fcWZoNdgKb

— Cannabis and Coffee (@IHeartCandC) August 23, 2017

August 23

Shout out to the top five stands, last, kick, hot dog, lemonade and one night.

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) August 23, 2017

The venue holds less than 5k according to the Fire Marshall https://t.co/kbupXYGj4T

— Molly (@flmolly) August 23, 2017

August 24

.@foxnews just tweeted and deleted this, maybe because it makes the ludicrous argument it's a good thing that Donald is mentally unstable. pic.twitter.com/Zpo6GkdX0c

— Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix) August 25, 2017

Gonna take a stab in the dark here and say Kurt Cobain pic.twitter.com/QE785rMAXm

— Justin (@Justinsrfc) August 24, 2017

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— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) August 25, 2017

August 25

"Okay ladies now let's gentrification." pic.twitter.com/B8xL0oxrKl

— Kar L. Stine (@karyewest) August 25, 2017

So much presidenting. Very excite. Much wow. pic.twitter.com/VSBv16CPpR

— shauna (@goldengateblond) August 25, 2017