​This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: August 18, 2016

Gym lies, Olympic-sized sexism, the Wolf has a baby, WTF Ryan Lochte, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

August 12

in further proof of a malevolent god, my new favorite burger joint is right next to the gym i quit by telling them i moved out of town

— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) August 13, 2016

August 13

Mr. Trump's Summer Playlist pic.twitter.com/6LWomj853R

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) August 13, 2016

August 14

This headline is a metaphor for basically the entire world. pic.twitter.com/5WpQa04N0o

— Nancy Leong (@nancyleong) August 14, 2016

August 15

🌏💧✋🕋🗡🚀🏜☀️🌡🌶💯🚱⏳🌅🌑😡💉😱😈💀💥🌛🌙🐭💥🚶🏻〰🐛️⌛️👳🙏💥😴🛌😳💥🐛💥👊⚔👑 #dune https://t.co/bXwpdYC8jz

— Kyle MacLachlan (@Kyle_MacLachlan) August 16, 2016

August 16

Little Red Riding Hood reboot spoiler alert. pic.twitter.com/rzWdeojsP4

— a girl is no one (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 16, 2016

August 17

I'm tired of folks sayin' my people have ridiculous names. Anyway I'm off to my niece's birthday party. Can't believe Pistachia's 5 already!

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) August 18, 2016

August 18

I would put strong money on Ryan Lochte being the sort of guy who tears up a gas station because he can't find any American Doritos in it.

— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) August 18, 2016