April 21
Have we even talked about how Trump named his son after his alter ego
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) April 22, 2018
Be the unlikable female narrator you want to see in the world.
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) April 21, 2018
Kids vs the NRA this November. #USAoverNRA pic.twitter.com/xVxu3N5VHS
— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) April 21, 2018
April 22
When you finally drop the guy everyone hates from the group chat pic.twitter.com/pytLmYd74w
— Rob Flaherty (@Rob_Flaherty) April 22, 2018
Now that my tattoo artist has finished inscribing this portrait of Morrissey, Kanye and Shania Twain onto my back, I'll calmly log onto Twi-
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 22, 2018
Only one species on Earth is so arrogantly alienated from its ecosystem it has to set aside a day just to reluctantly acknowledge it lives on a planet. #EarthDay
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 22, 2018
It's cool that the past 20 years of white guys devouring shows where "Actually, the bad guy is good!" hasn't led to any unintended political consequences.
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) April 23, 2018
Hannity calls everyone he disagrees with in journalism an out of touch limousine-driving elitist and the guy owns 870 houses.
— Sam Stein (@samstein) April 23, 2018
I'm starting to believe that "I don't really have a question, but I have a comment" is at the root of at least 50% of everything awful.
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) April 23, 2018
April 23
Congrats to the whole British royal family: the Queen, Harry Potter, James Bond, Doctor Who and Monty Python
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 23, 2018
A white man shot and killed 4 POC in a Waffle House and is still on the run but Trump has yet to comment. Before you say "the president doesn't have to comment on every shooting" imagine what he'd be saying if the shooter were a POC and the victims were white.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 23, 2018
April 24
THE HAT pic.twitter.com/wNsrjSed2T
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) April 24, 2018
When I start a job vs when I've been working there for a couple of weeks pic.twitter.com/3yUhSeyeHw
— I miss the old kanye (@dale_fromcali) April 24, 2018
Someone had to do the Trump-Macron dandruff Veep closing credits thing: pic.twitter.com/nTf494h33V
— James West (@jameswest2010) April 24, 2018
Jaws (1975) pic.twitter.com/zkNU9eEXt9
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) April 24, 2018
"When the aging gorilla is confronted with the much more virile, new alpha-male, he shows submissiveness by grooming the alpha-male, but the gesture is actually a vain attempt by the old gorilla to humiliate his much younger rival."
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) April 24, 2018
— Jane Goodall
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April 25
Winner. pic.twitter.com/AzU78jQaDl
— Travon Free (@Travon) April 26, 2018
Because of a documentary about The Simpsons' character Apu by @HariKondabolu, actor @HankAzaria has said he'd consider stepping down from the role. America is now asking Kondabolu to do a film about Trump.
— MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) April 25, 2018
"Black People, we have your rapper. If you want him returned, Send $100K in unmarked bills, potato salad WITH RAISINS and a chopper. No Cops. No funny business." pic.twitter.com/ordr59CYDj
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) April 25, 2018
JOHN LEGEND ACCEPTING THE FACT THAT HE LOOKS LIKE ARTHUR IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT HAPPENED IN 2018 pic.twitter.com/UGIBg7s82D
— laura ✨ (@daisyrdley) April 26, 2018
#ComeyTownHall got a bit weird when he started giving the kids Saturday detention pic.twitter.com/Bun3JkM5mk
— Dusty (@DustinGiebel) April 26, 2018
did you ever just eat something because your mouth was closer than the garbage?
— Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) April 26, 2018
Kanye's attempt to appeal to the Trump crowd resulted in them misspelling his name so many times it's actually trending pic.twitter.com/woYD3ulYII
— Juggalocialism (@UweBollocks) April 25, 2018
It's embarrassing that the president has tweeted multiple thank yous to Kanye West, but has yet to tweet a simple thank you to James Shaw Jr. the Waffle House hero.
— MommaT (@tweetmommybop) April 26, 2018
April 26
Needing an assault rifle to fight the government so you can fly to a country with single payer is elite galaxy brain shit pic.twitter.com/jS2UmqxQC8
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) April 26, 2018
Bill Cosby Feeling Disoriented After Jury Slips Conviction Into His Verdict https://t.co/YtnUV0i9Ng pic.twitter.com/9roho60uRm
— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 26, 2018
https://t.co/ndJqgjQeNL Donald Trump went on Fox and Friends and then we talked about it
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) April 27, 2018
The start of the interview vs. the end of the interview. (The faces tell it all.) pic.twitter.com/BW7BfsOjKe
— Richard Hine (@richardhine) April 27, 2018
April 27
Crazy when you realize Melania Trump is fluent in 5 languages and her husband isn't even fluent in one.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 27, 2018
Look, he did promise to create tons of new jobs; we just didn't know they would all be for criminal defense attorneys.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) April 27, 2018
Woman next to me walking out of the elevator to see a gaggle of children for "Bring Your Child to Work Day."
— mike sacks (@michaelbsacks) April 27, 2018
"Oh Jesus Christ."
Remember, you are all beautiful on the inside. It's some of your faces that are the problem.
— Mark Forward (@MarkForwardd) April 27, 2018
