1 PM on a Tuesday, went back to the NRA, can you explain the gaps in your résumé, check marks for which Elon will pay, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

April 14

proud of this one https://t.co/P0BZXKkFWg pic.twitter.com/ALjEobu6uB
— Aqqalu ❄ (@uyarakq) April 14, 2023

https://t.co/PeIZch3G3G pic.twitter.com/Tf9Dl2Dkb9
— JVG 骨 (@JasonVanGlass) April 14, 2023

god I hope it's this guy pic.twitter.com/pirfCuZ0ut https://t.co/e6KHmTE7Cg
— Rob (@fujiwaraarmbar) April 14, 2023

"Cry more, National Tsunami Warning Center" (???) pic.twitter.com/QsSY6VYV5F
— Spenol (@SpenolPalinUSA) April 15, 2023

Someone a few years ago said Magic Johnson tweets about sports like he's just seeing them for the first time and it's all I can think about every time he posts. pic.twitter.com/calR1vmE7Y
— jordan (@JordanUhl) April 15, 2023

We cut to another installment of How Are Pandas Not Extinct? https://t.co/kBLBK69NeS
— Halli (@iamharaldur) April 15, 2023

Earth is healing pic.twitter.com/i3vh0tUibE
— Annam ☻ (@AnnamLaughs) April 14, 2023

Hey baby I hear the demons calling, green vomit and backwards heads https://t.co/z4YmXiC3V9
— Mitch (@whoelsebutmitch) April 14, 2023

Sam Smith is a raging weirdo?! pic.twitter.com/7byT4odPk4
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) April 14, 2023

https://t.co/cD28g5ZRy8 pic.twitter.com/xiwTzPzqWR
— Jonathan Kennedy (@getradified) April 15, 2023

When the chopsticks know you're white. pic.twitter.com/Tm3gWjugko
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) April 15, 2023

April 15

Is maple the only kind of tree that has delicious blood or are we missing out on other ones
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) April 15, 2023

Here's my theory: they're Nazis.https://t.co/TimsJFMXR7
— Elad Nehorai (@EladNehorai) April 16, 2023

NOOOO BRING HIM BACK I WAS COOKING pic.twitter.com/EqKdM2K1fH
— jenny_tightpants🪑 (@halomancer1) April 15, 2023

https://t.co/MlwmZMloL3 pic.twitter.com/nHtAvU5G1X
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) April 16, 2023

it's becoming increasingly clear that the right has no idea what drag is

thus they have no idea what they are even angry about lol https://t.co/69RARugbYL
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) April 15, 2023

76ers win Game 1 of Playoffs: [𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮]
76ers fans win free chicken because Watanabe missed two free throws at the end of the game: [𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙮𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙨]
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) April 15, 2023

 
April 16

https://t.co/VUobHo0s4a pic.twitter.com/8vjlTFdkIH
— fuck bokai (@RegretaGarbo) April 17, 2023

The further we plunge into an all-digital world the more everything from the late 90s - early 2000s looks jarringly less like our actual lived past and more like a tactile cyberpunk future that never was https://t.co/OgUaMPOl3n
— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) April 17, 2023

https://t.co/rVF1RsiHtG pic.twitter.com/Sn0c2kZnPz
— Neil McNeil (@Neil_McNeil) April 16, 2023

Everyone is fighting a battle you don't know about. Except for me.
I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 16, 2023

This year we went back to the NRA Convention and "thanked" Wayne LaPierre for protecting the "real victims" of gun violence - gun owners. pic.twitter.com/TUZLMWjwAp
— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) April 16, 2023

 
April 17

41 years ago today, Johnny Cash hosted SNL with Elton John as the musical guest.

Prior to Elton's performance, they switched outfits. pic.twitter.com/ej96AFaW9V
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) April 17, 2023

*thinking of ways people will like me enough to vote for me for president* i'm going to shut down disney world
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) April 17, 2023

Haha pic.twitter.com/OqtT3YCMLC
— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) April 18, 2023

This tweet is actually a very good lesson in something we all need to realize about life: no amount of money can buy being funny pic.twitter.com/qmQ6GzDrlt
— Tony Ho Tran (@TonyHoWasHere) April 18, 2023

"can you explain the gaps in your resume?" yes that was when I worked really weird jobs that I don't want you to know about
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) April 18, 2023

Farming in Louisiana is tough. pic.twitter.com/2HjLO8exn1
— Terrifying Nature (@TerrifyingNatur) April 17, 2023

Yes, We Asked You To Make Personal Decisions About Risk Based On The Data Then Concealed The Risk And Removed The Data. pic.twitter.com/rTjTRGtOTy
— The Vertlartnic (@TheVertlartnic) April 17, 2023

controversial but iconic https://t.co/ayafU3NfIw pic.twitter.com/orWPr3ZhF7
— gas station dick pill (@miss_pidgey) April 17, 2023

 
April 18

Girl on the train 🚂 pic.twitter.com/SR25LuSzir
— Zoë Crowther (@zoenora6) April 18, 2023

this is what happens when we ban conversations about LGBT people in schools pic.twitter.com/cllwk8eQdL
— Adam Smith (@asmith83) April 18, 2023

https://t.co/U3HaV3ISAr pic.twitter.com/BfdpeO1bIc
— Rebecca Watson (@rebeccawatson) April 18, 2023

no because why did she eat this 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/jvdflec5hf
— aram (@aramnotagoat) April 18, 2023

Today is a great day to celebrate the comedic genius of Rick Moranis. Look no further than his 1989 SNL opening monologue pic.twitter.com/RroUwBbuga
— Jackson Boren (@JacksonBoren) April 18, 2023

Some personal favorites from the Roommate's Boyfriend Collection https://t.co/ym2930BHwK pic.twitter.com/DFe5P7VoXA
— ava (@wownicebuttdude) April 18, 2023

coffee gate https://t.co/OzHie4Gbg0 pic.twitter.com/ogK7r9Ksb0
— Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza) April 19, 2023

this is what my neighbor saw when she glanced over her fence at 1pm on a Tuesday pic.twitter.com/yoZEd6zklj
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) April 19, 2023

April 19

This might just be the greatest sports highlight of all time pic.twitter.com/70xUfAFEqA
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) April 20, 2023

Gender isn't binary, except for the two (2) shows about soccer. The boy show (Ted Lasso) is about what happens when boys play soccer (crying), and the girl show (Yellowjackets) is about what happens when girls play soccer (murder). Both shows are accurate.
— Emily St. James (@emilystjams) April 19, 2023

This Luda/Janet show was scheduled for 7:45. These folks started at 7:45:01. Grown as hell. pic.twitter.com/KhMaKiCJpj
— Shannon Miller (@ShannonL_Miller) April 20, 2023

https://t.co/D2MCoIcbs6 pic.twitter.com/mIoAD8ZqlC
— Jill Krajewski (@JillKrajewski) April 19, 2023

A collective of white men in salmon shorts is called an "allegation". https://t.co/HtvC0JzJGx
— Camilla Blackett (@camillard) April 19, 2023

AMERICAN CINEMA: Anybody can be a superhero!

EUROPEAN CINEMA: People get sick
— Chris Locke (@chrislockeworld) April 19, 2023

he offers that too https://t.co/mkKy1HYHTF
— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) April 20, 2023

I just know kamala's babies went through it https://t.co/JfUe4A63uK
— soapy🧃 (@soapyhadid) April 19, 2023

https://t.co/l4iQGKxHjl pic.twitter.com/MguEdy0lDf
— sadvil 😎 (@sadvil) April 19, 2023

Sir, the "they" here is you. You work in the government https://t.co/jOokqflCck
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) April 20, 2023

 
April 20

Your budget plan cuts railroad safety inspections. https://t.co/eNVcjb8vRu
— Secretary Pete Buttigieg (@SecretaryPete) April 20, 2023

this is genuinely one of the most embarrassing things I've heard 💀 https://t.co/GRKHYhQYqN
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) April 21, 2023

The plot for Misery 2: pic.twitter.com/o8ZDsxO2C4
— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) April 20, 2023

New genre of post: twitter blue subscribers complaining that they aren't famous enough to get verified for free pic.twitter.com/q5I54nLHdl
— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) April 20, 2023

when things are going great pic.twitter.com/lm2yfUUgbh
— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 20, 2023

imagine your rocket explodes and it's *not* the most humiliating part of your day pic.twitter.com/vc7ll9m8HZ
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) April 20, 2023

This morning my four-year-old turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, will Elon Musk ever make it to Mars?" When I told him "no, because he is an idiot and it is too far away," he started crying.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 20, 2023

I know Elon isn't making any products himself but the fact that he insists on taking credit for all this stuff and it keeps exploding is pretty funny. A real life Wile E. Coyote
— Mr. Bedtime (@InternetHippo) April 20, 2023

when I got laid off from a digital media company years ago, I made the managing editor who did the axing cry when i asked her how many times the business plan needed to fail before the people in charge of making the plan suffered instead of the journalists. thinking about that...
— James Grebey (@jgrebes) April 20, 2023

happy 4/20 from the world's greatest weed joke pic.twitter.com/wGxUVQPO4p
— john (@johnsemley3000) April 20, 2023

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