April 13
Am I the only one who thinks we should respect the Black Hole's privacy?
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 13, 2019
Ben Affleck as beverages from Dunkin Donuts pic.twitter.com/87orSgdzFI
— amelia wedemeyer (@ameliadeew) April 13, 2019
April 14
Imma be honest that looks like a chair https://t.co/KVT6PuKSGS
— Big Papa Prime (@Primetimelcoe) April 14, 2019
ilhan omar, famous mexican pic.twitter.com/egz2mGMvDQ
— jordan (@JordanUhl) April 14, 2019
#GameOfThrones spoiler without context. pic.twitter.com/IVWOCVncod
— Juan Apéstegui (@Novuh) April 15, 2019
Cersei worried about dick and Jon and Dani going on dates. Night king in 4.
— Barrington (@Barrington_14) April 15, 2019
Seattle Today: Unabomber Sketch Artist with Norm Macdonald and Nancy Walls (1996) - Requested by @elpushpins pic.twitter.com/Zn0p71dBie
— SNL Snippets (@SNLSnippets) April 14, 2019
April 15
Bran: the white walkers are coming, our entire future, our very way of life will be reduced to ash if we don't defeat them
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) April 15, 2019
everyone: *flirts*
I was just doing a show, and I thanked the audience for coming out during the Game Of Thrones premiere, and one guy went: "Oh no! Oh shit!"
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 15, 2019
watch jon snow gradually realize that bran is a fucking weirdo pic.twitter.com/hvV8UXSbgW
— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) April 15, 2019
This doesn't rhyme. https://t.co/zAGQ803vkR
— Bob Kerr (@MrBobKerr) April 15, 2019
April 16
a former @complex employee by the name of me 🙃 https://t.co/6MOimsGkxC
— THOTS & PLAIRS (@fwmj) April 16, 2019
THINKING ABOUT GETTING ONE OF THOSE JOBS WHERE I SURRENDER MY MORALS, MY FREE TIME, AND SOME DEGREE OF MY HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR VERY AVERAGE HEALTH INSURANCE
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) April 16, 2019
At least he's finally eyeing '20 instead of '17 https://t.co/OBzwzzRA3w
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 16, 2019
April 17
Finally came up with a name for our new store: "Candles And Such." "Candles" for the scented & decorative candles we sell. "And Such" for the hunting knives & polaroids of people's privates we also offer.
— Adam McKay (@GhostPanther) April 17, 2019
Doesn't get more ironic than this https://t.co/r9eB9EQZMA
— h. jon benjamin (@HJBenjamin) April 17, 2019
April 18
it brings me no pleasure to report this, but the mueller report has two spaces after every period
— gamer wife (@bijanstephen) April 18, 2019
The Special Counsel concluded that you were too dumb to know that the crime you committed was a crime. Congrats. https://t.co/ITFgMyxHwB
— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) April 18, 2019
Taylor Swift as the redacted Mueller report: a thread pic.twitter.com/tOk0B9Gdly
— Capital J (@ohcauseshesdead) April 19, 2019
NO ONE SAVES MILK YOU MORON pic.twitter.com/zIn805TYXo
— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) April 19, 2019
Took 10 hours to put together my new S&M sex dungeon. Fucking IKEA.
— mike sacks (@michaelbsacks) April 18, 2019
Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals with Andy Samberg (2008) - Requested by @colforbind pic.twitter.com/hUaB3OJZPJ
— SNL Snippets (@SNLSnippets) April 18, 2019
Wahlberg's Confrontation with Andy Samberg and Mark Wahlberg (2008) - Requested by @GMInvestor7 pic.twitter.com/wHmUM3w2zH
— SNL Snippets (@SNLSnippets) April 18, 2019
April 19
Wobvestigation: who farted? pic.twitter.com/p8GpIu4lLT
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) April 19, 2019
Chick for Easter that lasted zero seconds pic.twitter.com/XNuGggfN3t
— laney (@misslaneym) April 19, 2019
#OUTKAST pic.twitter.com/RaZYAnANrz
— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) April 19, 2019
a public service announcement pic.twitter.com/x9R4C5B1IO
— pixelatedboat aka "mr tweets" (@pixelatedboat) April 20, 2019