Is it in, cobra chicken, in addition, early 2020 information, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

September 13

thats a couch https://t.co/J296JwOOM8
— ash! (@spaceashes) September 13, 2024

In addition to the usual teeth cleaning pain, my wonderful dental hygienist heard "Runaway Train" come on and said "oh I haven't heard the Goo Goo Dolls in years" and it was like 5 excruciating minutes before I could sputter "Soul Asylum"
— Jeff Melnick (@melnickjeffrey1) September 13, 2024

My daughter asked me this morning what games I used to play on my tablet with when I was little.

I told her my favourite thing to do was speaking into the fan to make me sound like a robot.
— E m m a. 📖 (@Emma_Writer_) September 13, 2024

me: garlic bread is so good

garlic bread: go raibh maith agat

me: ah damn it this is gaelic bread
— goth ms frizzle (@g0thgoblin) September 13, 2024

That demure shit was a brutal two weeks
— Blair Socci (@blairsocci) September 14, 2024

I love reading comments. https://t.co/VCKVQYpkPc pic.twitter.com/56djH86tRj
— Chico Promedio BGXII. 🤙 (@Average_Homeboy) September 13, 2024

"The streaming revenue from this song will be going to the Clark County SPCA and will help stray animals in Springfield Ohio find a loving home."

Might as well channel all this craziness into a good cause. pic.twitter.com/y88U79rvb4
— i/o (@eyeslasho) September 13, 2024

Donald Trump says people are "walking off with the geese", which means he's never actually seen a Canada Goose because those things are not called cobra chickens for no reason.
— Ann Bibby (@anniegirl1138) September 13, 2024

free spirit is code for butt stuff https://t.co/X1fWJuRwvO
— Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman) September 13, 2024

Our lawyers are considering a notice for copyright infringement. https://t.co/KlvWmyO4tW
— The Vertlartnic (@TheVertlartnic) September 13, 2024

covid dementia is so bad these scientists have been making the same discovery every six months for four years https://t.co/mHGCGs5tWQ
— rhéa (@yyentaa) September 13, 2024

feel like there's not enough love for the Flight of the Conchords show on here but one of my favorite gags is Murray admitting to sending all his money to a Nigerian Prince from an email he received and it's eventually revealed to be legit pic.twitter.com/t6Q4ky0BIo
— Blake ™ (@NeilNevins) September 13, 2024

the two astronauts trapped in space have a voting plan so i don't want to hear excuses from anyone
— chase (@not_chasebank) September 13, 2024

September 14

IM TRAPPED… 😭😭 those are my stairs I mean how am I supposed to disrupt this https://t.co/9vq5WECJp1 pic.twitter.com/6HM1vDk5QW
— mike oxsmol (@greetinghimeros) September 14, 2024

what kind of visa is Emily on in Paris?!
— nolan (@anxiousdeluxe) September 14, 2024

"I hate immigrants. Time to become one myself!" pic.twitter.com/CZHBa67wmE
— Joakim 🌹🇳🇴 (@joakial_) September 14, 2024

saying swifties won't vote bc we won't want to wait in line of all things is so funny that's probably one of our top 3 skills pic.twitter.com/yyTUEsazZu
— irene anna (@enerianna) September 15, 2024

It's great to see a real life Tammy 2 and Ron https://t.co/0IYMb0lJF2
— aaron. (@ayroned) September 15, 2024

Showering together https://t.co/TomVdWzeaX
— STK🫶🏾 (@Stkvstheworld) September 14, 2024

This shit looks like I should be able to select a raspberry fanta. https://t.co/APKiAqDjqA
— Dígame Concejal (@RSGAT) September 15, 2024

"The pedestrian came out of nowhere" https://t.co/r8OBCoE96Z
— Harsh 'Car Dependency'🚶 (@harshahahaaha) September 14, 2024

I would give up access to Ai forever for like a hot dog https://t.co/rVvgrdHoRN
— Jane Altoids (@staticbluebat) September 14, 2024

I don't understand why Trump and JD Vance hate immigrants when they're both married to immigrants.
— Captain Obvious™️ (@TheFungi669) September 15, 2024

What is it with white people and bathing.

Why do you guys hate it so much? https://t.co/Pmfsalsm5e
— Joy Henderson (@Joyhenderson78) September 15, 2024

see, even Josh Allen has to ask sometimes pic.twitter.com/fxJz6nRGeZ
— no lady godiva (@gothmess) September 14, 2024

you guys will not believe who i just met pic.twitter.com/nT7yAEP4o4
— 𝐋𝐋𝟒𝟕 (@LONGLIVE47) September 14, 2024

idk why doctors only give stickers to kids?

like hello i was also brave today
— jynx (@jynxbby) September 14, 2024

People seem to be forgetting that you have to teach children things for them to know it https://t.co/lAIENHpgsE
— ~💜 Dezkz 🏳️‍⚧️ rabbiT 💜~ (@TableBunny) September 14, 2024

September 15

i'm sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) September 15, 2024

https://t.co/hIagMaoT53 pic.twitter.com/QgyrBSy1Jj
— Al Shipley (@alshipley) September 15, 2024

surely a ramp would be better https://t.co/PQmePBbtjX
— The Artist Formerly Known As 🅱️ill (@Rauer_2) September 15, 2024

health in america is so bad cus here you'll be making a salad thinking you're doing good and then there'll be a recall on the lettuce
— 𝐚𝐝𝐞 (@crownofgloryy) September 15, 2024

The health benefit is so you don't smell like shit, hope this helps https://t.co/QLy9JwgRfo
— cornbread Bitch (@wobblymami) September 16, 2024

They work fast pic.twitter.com/6erdvxUeqt
— Maia (@maiamindel) September 15, 2024

Trump shitter https://t.co/6fWrMIx18k
— Good Tweetman (@Goodtweet_man) September 15, 2024

Cornholio has been activated https://t.co/EC713TIJv5
— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) September 15, 2024

his torso kinda looks like trumps face https://t.co/jvLv4B2eiP
— Ieah ⎕ 🇵🇸 (@pitbullstan69) September 15, 2024

the new Trump suspect is obviously nuts but this is also very funny pic.twitter.com/8U3cSVJZtt
— Alex Shephard (@alex_shephard) September 15, 2024

I hope this Trump assassination attempt doesn't break up Flight of the Conchords.
— Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz) September 15, 2024

This is quickly becoming a worryingly specific pattern. https://t.co/5cZ23udge6
— P.B. Gomez (@pbgomez_) September 15, 2024

There was a civil war on Tuesday?! https://t.co/FzwWcICKd8
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) September 15, 2024

why would i want a president thats always getting shot at
— baber (@bakerbakerbaker) September 15, 2024

I try to look information up for myself before asking others. https://t.co/j7Z7OijQcA
— Kristy Tillman (@KristyT) September 15, 2024

love a jodie foster win the day of a presidential assassination attempt
— ashley ray🍦stream ice cream money (@theashleyray) September 16, 2024

jean smart gagging hbo max here a bit i always wind up stanning the right people 🥰 pic.twitter.com/7SxVlUHD0W
— jean's glucose monitor • hacks spoilers (@mirrenelle) September 16, 2024

Happy for shogun. The show that dared to ask questions like "what if we have good lighting?" and "what if you can see what's happening? Even at night???"
— paige - slow horses watcher (@BonerWizard) September 16, 2024

I was the only Black person in attendance. 💀 https://t.co/z7GYc5Gb8d
— Travis Bickerstaff (🎂 in 6 days!) (@Bickpixx) September 15, 2024

September 16

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

2ND ROUND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH THE TEAM WITH THE VAMPIRE

WE HAVE DECIDED TO PURSUE ANOTHER CANDIDATE BUT WILL KEEP YOU IN MIND IF FUTURE POSITIONS OPEN UP WITH THE VAMPIRE
— Sévérine Cox (@Le_Severine_Cox) September 16, 2024

absolutely spreadsheets https://t.co/f9Y3lipkRJ
— Brenden Gallagher (@brendengallager) September 16, 2024

lmaooooo hall of fame "this post has been deleted" pic.twitter.com/u4tWPGYPud
— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) September 16, 2024

"Awful" and its the hardest poster ever https://t.co/Rt1aXJzkil
— Unknowingly (@_Unkn0wingly_) September 16, 2024

therapist: winona ryder as bjork isn't real. she cant hurt you

winona ryder as bjork: pic.twitter.com/3HPtfVFUGC
— ً (@c0wboylikeryder) September 16, 2024

Live fly drowning in Beetlejuice Fanta just touched my mouth but that is probably the most immersive experience I could ask for pic.twitter.com/b75TVjUUzm
— "Pinkie" AP Davis (@PinkieToons) September 17, 2024

proud parents of a scary daughter pic.twitter.com/i5R0BL3JGk
— mike from veep (@selinaknope) September 17, 2024

I'll be honest I need to see the footage of her parking 😭 https://t.co/UBQVMaGlBw
— Tristan (@AyoTristan) September 16, 2024

so the 8 year old girl that drove to target hit a mailbox along the way, spent $400, and was sipping on a frappuccino when police arrived 😭 i have to stan!
— B ♡ (@Ms_Britany) September 17, 2024

Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan
— Pissed Pissedofferson (@femmebot2000) September 16, 2024

I'm already up at that time https://t.co/sUxUqI7hUT
— ivy park township (@hugefarm) September 16, 2024

Giggling really hard pic.twitter.com/0bLg8YqGFT
— Subspace 🍉 (@SCT_PLGRM) September 17, 2024

came across this stunning bumper sticker in the wild pic.twitter.com/Oaj1MhTHDL
— paul rudd bot (@philsadelphia) September 17, 2024

(my dog from the back seat) hey you ran that grey light
— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 17, 2024

falcons? eagles? what is this, a [seven or eight minutes pass] what is this, a bird store
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) September 16, 2024

no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it you are the worse type of person
— ً (@chabcharu) September 17, 2024

Sir!! https://t.co/YLBAEewlAp pic.twitter.com/Uz6xvi6HpN
— Helen (@heldutson) September 16, 2024

This will always be funny 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4v2qaMfhiH
— The Instigator (@Am_Blujay) September 16, 2024

So what I'm getting from this is Bob Odenkirk would have an Emmy if they ran Better Call Saul as a comedy https://t.co/6TRPbgRQGA
— Schaffrillas (@Schaffrillas) September 16, 2024

Hear me out: the Smiths with Rome https://t.co/FHezsiD6u2
— Niko Stratis (@nikostratis) September 16, 2024

idea: tour as the smiths with a different "morrissey" each night. just get special guests to fill in. liam gallagher. bono. jon bon jovi even. i want to see what jarvis cocker can do with this charming man https://t.co/PpJCxLiIC1
— bring on the dancing horses (@inthefade) September 16, 2024

I— https://t.co/l71HQ2N2Zr
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) September 17, 2024

sad i missed the emmy's in order to attend a wedding that was held from 5pm to 11pm where we were not served dinner and no this wasn't communicated on the invitation and the bride was surprised when most of the guests left early and yeah i've been shook about this all day?!
— Julissa Castillo (@jmariecastillo) September 16, 2024

Matt Walsh is upset that critics told him to fuck off with his new racist movie so he tried to embarrass them by posting their emails to him but the emails are hilarious https://t.co/7Y7ht1QZH0 pic.twitter.com/QRbfYqmitD
— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) September 17, 2024

Louisiana has voted Republican for over 20 years. How's that working out?

50th in crime
49th economy
47th education
46th healthcare
— BubuNguyen 🥥🌴 (@Bubu_fan1) September 16, 2024

Oh I remember this guy, he got his wish and made a fully libertarian town and it went so badly they had to flee because it was overrun by bears. No one was collecting the trash. Incredible stuff. https://t.co/E4mTSafPHI pic.twitter.com/rknTb6zXJB
— Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast (@TheChowderhead) September 17, 2024

i just got an email from our hr department informing us that, "regrettably", our office has become "inundated" with raccoons and as of this morning, after an incident where one raccoon fell thru the ceiling, they've decided to let us work from home
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) September 16, 2024

Now do how many years it took to go from 100% indigenous people to 90% white. https://t.co/kV16VlTGil
— Nneka 🇳🇬 (@Playm8z) September 17, 2024

Corporations are so funny because they're going to innovate themselves out of an entire purchasing group. People who can't work don't buy things. https://t.co/cBJbU8i2B6
— Kay (@ohKAYx33) September 17, 2024

WHAT. DOES. ORACLE. DO??????? https://t.co/0LEV4iyWGf
— spor (@sporadicalia) September 16, 2024

european countries used to go to war for control over the spice trade in india https://t.co/iVlQG0GVJi
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) September 16, 2024

September 17

do white people not understand that spices are just ingredients that when combined with other ingredients, create what we call food, and not some secret thing that is separate from food. pic.twitter.com/w7LkZq57RA
— ClayHartedGhoul (@ClayHarted) September 17, 2024

Seriously why do people do this to themselves? pic.twitter.com/ZMoCdf5z7V
— Lindsay Fickvitch (@lfickvitch) September 17, 2024

save us less bad billionaire https://t.co/ifbDY8h8ib
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) September 17, 2024

Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds

Me: I was refilling my vape

Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that
— cardinal copium (@emotionalpedant) September 17, 2024

U Talkin' Hawk Tuah 2 Me?
— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) September 17, 2024

Doing sexual harassment training at work... I already know how to do all of this
— taddy mason (@no_goblins) September 17, 2024

God's plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all
— harky (@theharkyp) September 17, 2024

The ITYSL sketch I didn't know I needed pic.twitter.com/KtBC9OT0SZ
— I Think You Should Parent 💦🥩 (@ITYSLKids) September 17, 2024

I can watch an entire movie without being on my phone https://t.co/C4HOmYD88Q
— Emma Berquist (@eeberquist) September 17, 2024

Some kid at the career fair today gave me a resume that had his high school batting average (.350) on it.
— Boeheims Chauffeur (@Hndrxxan) September 17, 2024

Found an IRL single issue age voter today 😵‍💫

Voted Trump 2020 bc he thought Biden was too old and was gonna vote Trump again but now is voting Harris, literally just because she's younger

I honestly did not think this person existed
— Dj (@DjsokeSpeaking) September 17, 2024

When I get rich I'm building a liquor store on every block every corner in the white neighborhoods to keep them down bad like they try to do my ppl
— BBYAFRICKA (@Jasminearmanii) September 17, 2024

The world's largest online retailer and the richest YouTuber not paying minimum wage is genuinely insane https://t.co/nrsBtk8Xjg
— Colin (@IntroSpecktive) September 18, 2024

I know we shouldn't laugh about the Diddy stuff but this is still absolutely finishing me pic.twitter.com/KrbrQ14hyY
— TS🍇🇧🇷 (@Trujista) September 17, 2024

And all we have is Taylor Swift. pic.twitter.com/TlJo41p4C8
— Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 (@KellyScaletta) September 18, 2024

Literally what is she saying I can't understand anything https://t.co/poUJU4mbUy
— meg "Yooper" bitchell (@MeganBitchell) September 17, 2024

Tame Impala was right. The less I know, the better
— cyndi (@_cyyndaquil) September 17, 2024

Reading the NYTimes can restore your faith in God. Pagers explode without anyone detonating them. Bombs fall without anyone dropping them. Bullets pierce people without anyone shooting them. Subhanallah.
— Eman Abdelhadi (@emanabdelhadi) September 17, 2024

Here is the list of countries allowed to install explosives in small devices and distribute them to the public with the full support of the BBC and other media outlets.

1. Israel
— Brian Hunter (@_Brian_Hunter) September 17, 2024

Meanwhile in my dms https://t.co/l4I9XimTad pic.twitter.com/lr5Xs2q0QK
— aiyana (@aiyanajadee) September 18, 2024

😭 pic.twitter.com/FKZ7P0zts3
— humaira⸆⸉ (@no1repstann) September 17, 2024

It's incredibly in character that Bugs Bunny survived 9/11 https://t.co/BYPnjo7SD8
— 🐱Sophie/Cookie🍪🏳️‍⚧️ (@Cookie__Sophie) September 17, 2024

The real skeleton key for understanding the 60s is that the radio went from playing Oh Lolly Lollipop to Like a Rolling Stone in 4 years. Imagine what kind of effect that would have on your brain chemistry. It's amazing there weren't MORE assassinations
— Liam (@LegoRacers2) September 17, 2024

Bob Dylan said WHAT?! pic.twitter.com/xDHiqxVtWE
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) September 17, 2024

Wish I enjoyed anything as much as Bob Dylan enjoys fucking with people https://t.co/wa7f2LCurH
— Andy K. (@Dingbat1477) September 18, 2024

September 18

Bob Dylan performs (probably for the first time in public) on a wrench, Darien Lake Performing Arts Center, NY, USA, 2024. 📸: Outlaw-b7w, Youtube. #BobDylan #Dylan 🔧 pic.twitter.com/9lXqe5ePcc
— Bob Dylan Pictures (@BobDylanPics) September 18, 2024

'Hello, I can't come to work today becasue i'm preparing a 10,000 word think piece on why Bob Dylan is smacking a WRENCH against a microphone'. pic.twitter.com/wkLPxHcKSn
— Ben Burrell (@benburrell) September 18, 2024

pic.twitter.com/CCqayOFyWe
— joie de mourir (@Saul____Wright) September 18, 2024

Wow!!! https://t.co/ib5TzK932l pic.twitter.com/Vi4uq0cjLh
— Ray Padgett (@rayfp) September 18, 2024

i actually think the timeline will be really normal when john mulaney hosts the pre election episode of snl with musical guest chappell roan.
— keira (@kettlevinyl) September 18, 2024

Parasocial Olympics happening on Nov 2nd https://t.co/cH7BntKBVr
— calamari c0ck ring 🦑 (@desivirgil) September 18, 2024

I'm never leaving this website pic.twitter.com/Khe2e0CuoG
— Allison McCague, PhD 🧬⚾️ (@PetitePhD) September 19, 2024

mama that is one flower https://t.co/cFrscalB8t
— Cody Wimmer (@Cody_Wimmer) September 18, 2024

>make good product
>too good
>nobody buys new ones because they last so long
>go bankrupt https://t.co/oS12C30Mf1
— Onkii (@Onkkiie) September 18, 2024

you ever see a tweet so fire it breaks the language barrier https://t.co/6VM7lQMoBa
— jaime brooks ☭ (@elite_gz) September 18, 2024

Teacher be trippin bruh🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/t7Mm78EdPY
— Evergreeen 🍉 (@MintyEvergreeen) September 18, 2024

Just remembered this pic.twitter.com/jFFGdE53jR
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) September 19, 2024

White ppl will open their relationship just to date another white person like damn poly really did want a cracker
— deftones lover (@four27am) September 18, 2024

Timeline where David Schwimmer slapped Chris Rock https://t.co/bnRjSvPTtT pic.twitter.com/vto7j2WqLR
— Nathan (@Humanstein) September 19, 2024

? https://t.co/DxL5Jcd2xS pic.twitter.com/XXTcbTxL8r
— jordan (@JordanUhl) September 19, 2024

I have some bad news about people who work in offices pic.twitter.com/TN3DaWzSw9
— Vince Mancini (@VinceMancini) September 19, 2024

something about books getting smaller to save the planet while endless AI swallows glaciers whole to "summarize" emails https://t.co/CUCGLlYPbQ
— Gillian Branstetter (@GBBranstetter) September 18, 2024

someone's been sending transphobic stuff to my business email and these recommended responses are killing me lmao pic.twitter.com/y5wGWu1hLY
— ElectricWindGirlFriend (@Normalssbbbx) September 18, 2024

pic.twitter.com/XjZ9S3xQqa
— Satan (@s8n) September 18, 2024

guy at the grocery store told me they'd been trying to move these forever. they tried just giving them away with purchases but customers were "dropping them in the parking lot" https://t.co/zy2csY1S4E pic.twitter.com/SndE08mLR9
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) September 18, 2024

Yes, but it's grocery stores owned by Loblaws. https://t.co/wAkdvUadGJ
— David Moscrop (@David_Moscrop) September 18, 2024

Leafs in Leafs in
the regular the
season playoffs pic.twitter.com/wF4pFmIICQ
— Shaun (@shaun_has_em) September 18, 2024

You should never have to zoom in on a crowd in Brazil https://t.co/sWPhu5fjKV
— BEN (@bouisvuitton) September 18, 2024

my lawyer who was helping me handle my divorce case, has married my ex husband today
— Annie. (@aain_ghain) September 18, 2024

graphic design is illegal now i think https://t.co/4ABPgD5gw2
— amir! (@groovisphere) September 18, 2024

Graphic designers now just open a blank document, make the font size 80, type the company name, and that's the logo. https://t.co/zWdWnM27k2
— Tim Urban (@waitbutwhy) September 19, 2024

😳😳😳

(via @damanr) pic.twitter.com/wxKU5OaHlx
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) September 18, 2024

Adrian Wojnarowski broke endless stories over the course of his career, but his finest moment might have been when he responded to Josh Hawley's email in the summer of 2020. pic.twitter.com/Ib8ZHLuNjr
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) September 18, 2024

Turning off Woj notifications 😢 pic.twitter.com/kb4wevVKCE
— Jason Gallagher (@jga41agher) September 18, 2024

FINAL: the other team scored more runs than us
— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) September 18, 2024

This is Twitter in a nutshell because did I ask? https://t.co/n1OBj06pQD
— Mik | Designer + Strategist (@OkSoMik) September 18, 2024

There was a frozen piece of salmon at the bottom of my fridge I tried to cook after seasoning but I'm realizing this is a mango pic.twitter.com/5pmzT6NVyn
— ★ Nathan D Hernandez ★ (@NateDHernandez) September 19, 2024

that's a relief https://t.co/lm3a5wu2MW
— beer person (@CantEverDie) September 18, 2024

Kinda rubbing salt in the wounds to use a government submarine to film the wreckage of a libertarian submarine. https://t.co/AMoB9u10ea
— Matt Lieb?? (@mattlieb) September 18, 2024

I still don't think Diddy blowing up Kid Cudi's car with explosives got enough attention.
— Barry (@BarryOnHere) September 18, 2024

am I the only one who thought they were older? https://t.co/8IgBwgny5M
— ★ Icarus Universe ★ COMMISSIONS OPEN!! (@IcarusStar1) September 19, 2024

September 19

My colleague genuinely just asked me why there are parishes in Jamaica named after English towns. Lord he picked the wrong one cos the whole office has just been lectured about British colonisation. Everyone is now in silence
— not 'rihanna' 🇯🇲 (@__rnt91) September 19, 2024

https://t.co/J3WdICG9OB pic.twitter.com/7nUFQEoEbG
— Jojo Mojo💙 (@jojoxcvii) September 19, 2024

FUN FACT: Not one bad thing Trump predicted when he lost in 2020 has come to pass.

Not one.
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) September 19, 2024

I will pay top dollar to see Jagmeet Singh and Pierre Poilievre fight in the HOC parking lot
— Jiggly News (@JigglyPants44) September 19, 2024

And the hits keep coming. Per Politico, an email address belonging to North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson was registered on Ashley Madison, a website designed for married people seeking affairs.

Party of Family Values at it again. https://t.co/wKVyygO1rd
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) September 19, 2024

in many ways mark robinson is the most american politician of them all. a stone cold pervert with zero social awareness and an enormously undeserved ego. extremely racist in ways that don't even make sense. addicted to hardcore pornography. like it or not, he is our avatar
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) September 19, 2024

Mark Robinson literally did the 30 Rock bit https://t.co/8Yxg2KilDS pic.twitter.com/QYyxhLdVzh
— Socialists For Pritzker (@PritzkerForPrez) September 19, 2024

mark robinson: hitler wasn't a bad guy!!

me, the nude africa forum moderator: mark let's try to stay on topic, the title of this thread is "what is the best ass/butt"
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) September 19, 2024

Listen, maybe this is a normie opinion, but this guy is legit the biggest piece of shit in the world and should be nowhere near power, and if he loses in November, we should send him to the moon with a bag of water to never return. https://t.co/9GXwr0j2do
— Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz) September 19, 2024

it's insane how literally every single part of this story turned out to be completely fake on every level https://t.co/j41Rqc5NXq
— sam (@sam_d_1995) September 19, 2024

We tried to hand out "tone down the rhetoric" signs at the Trump rally yesterday. pic.twitter.com/GxXAD7kNPt
— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) September 19, 2024

Taylor Swift Breaks Political Silence To Throw Support Behind Restoring Shōgun To Throne Of Japan https://t.co/acYGQYqOFq
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 19, 2024

There's only one person we'll never make fun of pic.twitter.com/7Mte2qkqaN
— Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag) September 19, 2024

There is such a deep trend of old people being incapable of passing the baton to the next generation that I have to imagine is some deep culturally denial of our mortality and it's making everything suck https://t.co/OnLFBdydr8
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) September 19, 2024

made up the term expat so they don't have to call themselves that 😂 https://t.co/oZe4sCGiHt
— Childless Dog Lady is TENUREDT. 🍉🌺 (@sgbuggs) September 19, 2024

Loblaws launches for profit food bankhttps://t.co/iXwa90PYst pic.twitter.com/5Oq0Ua2uxr
— The Beaverton (@TheBeaverton) September 19, 2024

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