The ugly side of alcohol today, Donald asks for music to play, it's okay, "I'm good!" I always say, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

October 11

This reads like someone making a pretty good joke about streaming content https://t.co/Gcc0WjaL4T
— Charles Bramesco (@intothecrevasse) October 11, 2024

✨☝️✨ pic.twitter.com/jpJuS1PSq2
— Miss Marjorie Regrets 𓅊 (@coffinsneeze) October 11, 2024

Why does this thermostat have a 23 band EQ pic.twitter.com/F1zUj2vLTm
— Ryley walker (@ryleywalker) October 11, 2024

the weather used to be like famously the only noncontroversial topic even deadly enemies could chat about, now the weather is a political live wire with insane conspiracy theories, good job america
— Talia Lavin (@mobydickenergy) October 11, 2024

Spread this shit like butter. 😭 #ElonMusk pic.twitter.com/lpLF8WdlNr
— Sgt. Tibbs 🏴‍☠️🐈🇩🇪🪷🇺🇦 (@SgtTibbles) October 12, 2024

I wonder how these are the two things he thought of first https://t.co/ITMQwNOb1v
— Abe (@LikeAndBlock) October 11, 2024

pic.twitter.com/BMCDSnUP8j
— pipa (@pipa417) October 11, 2024

no idea why my chrome has started auto-translating the espn scoreboard page but i'm never changing it back pic.twitter.com/NxQnu8296B
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 12, 2024

If you let a man speak long enough, he'll tell on himself. https://t.co/eQ954kfalk
— Yadie (@Yadiegottweets) October 11, 2024

This is the only correct opinion https://t.co/PTVA3ENBSN pic.twitter.com/iu2CSweBeJ
— Spanky McDutcherson 🔸 (@thatdutchperson) October 11, 2024

bartender here. guess what: the robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids https://t.co/HywlK9mDtY
— adrian (@crawf34) October 11, 2024

Yeah the aurora borealis is a thing of beauty but I'd rather see those areolas let's berealis
— stef (@meritforsadness) October 11, 2024

Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like "Sorry I look like such a mess, haven't had my coffee!" or like"Please excuse the lighting!" it's like….babe….I'm physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don't even exist to me
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) October 11, 2024

I'm tired of hearing about how Trump needs psychological help. Lots of people need psychological help. That's nothing to be ashamed of. Trump needs prison. The word you're looking for is prison.
— Jen (@JenResistedAGN) October 11, 2024

October 12

AUGUST: the republicans are WEIRD 🤨

OCTOBER : the republicans are WEIRDly my best friends, I love them 😘💏
— Jake Flores 🇵🇸 (@feraljokes) October 12, 2024

Part of me misses when memes were simpler. I remember seeing this when I was 11 and laughing so hard I had to go and lay down pic.twitter.com/TVRE2WlhMf
— harry kersh (@HarrysBadTweets) October 12, 2024

one of my students made a hawk tuah joke and then i said "are you referring to the american podcaster and journalist haley welch from the talk tuah podcast" and they were VERY upset that i understood the reference.
— awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 (@awalmartparking) October 12, 2024

THERE. ARE. OTHER. BOOKS. https://t.co/wYXvTpUz9T
— Rebecca Rideal (@RebeccaRideal) October 12, 2024

gen z stop becoming influencers, we need film colorists https://t.co/Iczgn6ecAK
— Aisha (@aishamadeit) October 13, 2024

I wonder if central florida had anything happen recently that might cause thousands of fans to miss a football game https://t.co/zRDGW3tXwG
— Dan (@dannah__montana) October 12, 2024

How does this help them play football https://t.co/438q5cPWnv
— Alison Burke (@TiredActor) October 12, 2024

Many people don't know this but you can trick the New York Post into printing just about anything. https://t.co/EnJwbmo2Ws
— budlightlyman (@budlightlyman) October 12, 2024

I can't believe food did that. https://t.co/he6jGQUVhG
— JoeWrote (@joemayall) October 13, 2024

The nickname "Bibi" is maybe a bit too cute for a guy addicted to war crimes.
— Michael Balazo (@mbalazo) October 12, 2024

you know how racist you gotta be to know hitler's favorite mountain https://t.co/0kfwNUUiMg
— weav (parody) (@not_weav) October 13, 2024

Driving around with something like this should put you on a watchlist. Idk which one but something. https://t.co/ijJgme9Rn9
— Striggity (@35mmPapi) October 12, 2024

Annoying coworker sent me a 9/11 meme yesterday and I reported him to HR and pretended I was really offended
— pavlo (@LaughterHaver) October 13, 2024

bought 1975 vinyl today and the cashier said "if the vinyl sounds bad don't return it because that's just his voice"
— payton ₊˚✧ (@nerdymattyhealy) October 12, 2024

Me when the sex songs lady who wrote the sex songs album is on stage performing her sex songs and is being sexual https://t.co/RYnP2Iga7U pic.twitter.com/6XGd58dgq9
— kelsey (@drunkhaught) October 13, 2024

today was my first day working at a sex shop and it turns out that working at a sex shop is the most autistic friendly job of all time because almost nobody wants you to talk to them because they're embarrassed about being in a sex shop
— Grace Jarvis (@gracejarvisohno) October 12, 2024

https://t.co/rX4yPs5jx1 pic.twitter.com/g9o8n4lTeu
— (𝕏/) Indefinite Lieutenant (@IndefiniteLT) October 12, 2024

Ppl like to complain that gus walking out was unrealistic but idgaf lmfao that shit was hard asf https://t.co/DyverPZGMg
— ♕ Morne Lalvo (@20Kylies) October 12, 2024

Congratulations on your completion of a PhD at our university - you are now a valued member of our academic family. Your email and library access will terminate in 11 minutes.
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) October 12, 2024

October 13

I don't know you. Please delete my picture. https://t.co/0VT9YdGq8s
— Stick Girl (@stickgirlah) October 13, 2024

(putting my jacket over a woman's shoulders) I'm actually really cold now haha. It's ok though. Oh wow it's super cold. Oh my god
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) October 13, 2024

The future is on X pic.twitter.com/fwa5lL6aLK
— Ryan Marino, MD (@RyanMarino) October 13, 2024

girl get Paul McCartney on the phone https://t.co/yeqYXk3aj2
— Endtroducdean..... (@danceyrselfdean) October 14, 2024

Well it didn't happen. https://t.co/eCUmNFD5ad
— Katy Nation (@KatyNation20) October 13, 2024

Uh oh. "Im 17 and AFRAID of Sabrina Carpenter" is something I will not be able to stop saying out loud for the next few days. Sorry to my friends and family. https://t.co/zroSTyhPGj
— empanada daddy (@empanadadaddy23) October 13, 2024

No. Pick your favorite. https://t.co/LVpLE8QESs
— Shadow Of The Nerdtree (@agraybee) October 13, 2024

Brother gave us a list of things to avoid mentioning our speech at his wedding pic.twitter.com/a0tRQ9mjeU
— richie owens (@iamRichieOwens) October 13, 2024

I can't stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/lgK6zoUs82
— Hamish Mitchell (@H_MitchellPhoto) October 13, 2024

Baffling tv placement here https://t.co/Z1xQJ3tSwa
— dew (@99percent_off_) October 13, 2024

That's because the previous generation drank it https://t.co/cUso2OoGME
— Corey Ryan Forrester First of His Name (@CoreyRForrester) October 13, 2024

pic.twitter.com/8QK3HgYnx7
— Josh Mankiewicz (@JoshMankiewicz) October 13, 2024

Thank you, Kamala. Does anyone know who is in charge and can do something about this https://t.co/tG5sXLXhLn
— Spooky 🎃 Lolo (@LolOverruled) October 13, 2024

More like Geneva Suggestions
— Patrick Wyman (@Patrick_Wyman) October 14, 2024

forever one of the best onion headlines pic.twitter.com/SWDBGU8vOe
— trans judeo-bolshevik (@transjewtalian) October 13, 2024

I really wish this had gotten less true in four years https://t.co/emgXiULtcs
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) October 14, 2024

Area man who wants to build the world's longest road tunnel under a congested highway has thoughts on sanity. https://t.co/plyNl1eusM
— Asif Hossain (@asifintoronto) October 13, 2024

Still rules 4 years later. https://t.co/SVrkcIFnGd
— Brian Stack (@BrianStack153) October 13, 2024

this tweet still funny as hell 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/YtugEpPWJy
— venus : ) (@spyonvee) October 13, 2024

https://t.co/tWU8sHozaZ pic.twitter.com/tHpo0fMlFw
— seosamh 🇵🇸 (@dayglowj0e) October 13, 2024

hold the fort https://t.co/k2sCGiAYbT pic.twitter.com/3lmPtRRuKA
— Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 (@terminallyOL) October 13, 2024

October 14

Forgot it was Margaret Thatcher's birthday yesterday pic.twitter.com/ZNsBIQGZjV
— Ruth Husko (@dank_ackroyd) October 14, 2024

pic.twitter.com/qW7I22llTR
— Squid🦑 (@realsquiddays) October 14, 2024

I can play it by ear if I have advance notice that we are going to be playing it by ear
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) October 14, 2024

Reading off the notebook just to sing
"Club classics club club classics" is destroying me https://t.co/GN2VEezfdl
— cyndi (@__cyntax) October 14, 2024

no community note https://t.co/XIVMfmda1x
— legotrillermoth (@legotrillermoth) October 14, 2024

FREEzer https://t.co/SEn2zgdZ0e
— weezer (@Weezer) October 15, 2024

There is nothing funnier to me than the only two winners of the Kids' Choice Awards Lifetime Achievement award pic.twitter.com/wajQHOeU1d
— Tommy Stella - MUSTN'T TELL OUT NOW (@tommy_stella) October 14, 2024

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person
— graet (@graetgalaxy) October 14, 2024

TSA guy searched my bag. Found my idol light sticks.

Him: "The hell are these? Mini Yoda lightsabers?
Me: "Oh they're just light sticks. For concerts and stuff."

He then fucking leaned in and did a Yoda voice.

"MMH. MASTER RAVER, I AM." He said.

Blindsided me.
— Andrew 'Steiner' Hodgson (@DistantValhalla) October 14, 2024

this needs to be talked about so little that we should invent a new type of silence for it https://t.co/pUybzAQjpW
— majo-cus pocus ✨️🔮🎃 (@Majonotyoho) October 14, 2024

Stevie Nicks!!!?!?? pic.twitter.com/Wnu9FBRxEv
— izacc (@izaccq) October 14, 2024

not her doing a fit check & ending up LEAVING her phone DJDJJD LMAO😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/EPyFwYAWk3
— 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) October 15, 2024

just had an email from my barber saying that his shop is back open and offering 'one to one appointments', which implies the existence of the somewhat terrifying 'group haircut'
— milo edwards (@Milo_Edwards) October 14, 2024

i laughed out loud pic.twitter.com/tBfdctK44G
— elle (@itselleokay) October 15, 2024

i really like this french girl on tiktok the only thing she does is post these videos of her trying to pronounce english words and idk she is just such a diva i love her pic.twitter.com/bInTxNclto
— juniper ★~(◡﹏◕✿) (@junebugparadise) October 14, 2024

Why the fuck do the English have like 25 different accents when all their major population areas are like a 15 minutes drive from each other .
— microplastics impossible: ghost brotocol (@DiabolicalSpuds) October 15, 2024

My professor is talking about the time he flatlined for like 20 seconds before being revived and the only thing he remembers about temporarily dying is that he very clearly saw Gollum
— Zingus (@Zingus5) October 14, 2024

Going to concerts alone is actually great. You can float around like a ghost haunting the venue. The amount of beers you drink is influenced by nobody. "What's the move for after?" is whatever you decide. You may not speak a single word for hours.
— Tony Hawk's Post Maker (@rfknephew) October 14, 2024

"Amanda Seyfried (left)" pic.twitter.com/tzU5TXFPt9
— Joe Berkowitz (@JoeBerkowitz) October 14, 2024

My girlfriend just asked me if I could make her another couple bits of toast. She probably thought I'd need to get a second knife dirty. Wrong. I'd carefully rested the original knife on the edge of the sink. Been training my whole life for this moment.
— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) October 14, 2024

this is what happens when you stage a bunch of videos shooting your product with carefully selected ammo loads you know won't pierce the sides. some dipshit buys one and tries his carry piece on it and yep turns out stainless won't stop +P https://t.co/DGfuRO20WK
— Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK) October 15, 2024

Hope he's okay. https://t.co/WGhGteFpjm
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) October 15, 2024

Everyone is sharing Trump dancing to Ave Maria today during his disaster town hall, but personally I feel this was the best part. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. I'll never see this song the same way again pic.twitter.com/0msBEQonyw
— AZResist🌵 (@az_resist) October 15, 2024

love that it's the Rufus Wainwright one from the Shrek soundtrack https://t.co/lNb9bOwJDn
— James Austin Johnson (@shrimpJAJ) October 15, 2024

When you were hosting a town hall, and then became a literal dancing puppet with Trump on stage pic.twitter.com/Is9KckFPaP
— Dez Cacciotti (@Dez_cacciotti) October 15, 2024

This is easily the strangest clip yet from a Donald Trump rally.

That is no small claim.

But check out the moment, at the 20-second mark, when South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem — America's most famous dog killer — attempts to mimic Trump's dance moves.pic.twitter.com/tFAD3O6Ifz
— John Nichols (@NicholsUprising) October 15, 2024

October 15

Titanic's maiden voyage ends with a splash pic.twitter.com/znUE7rkyZt
— Dan Cluchey (@dancluchey) October 15, 2024

https://t.co/ebLbGRd9u2 pic.twitter.com/GuhFjDy2Oq
— Minneapolis Pragmatist 🥥🌴 (@MN_Pragmatist) October 15, 2024

Revealing oneself as both racist AND a beta-bitch in the same remark is an art https://t.co/z2ffRKC68I
— A.J. Delgado (@AJDelgado13) October 15, 2024

This could very easily be the funniest thing he ever does https://t.co/XNswmg2dEp
— j aubrey 🤠 (@jaubreyYT) October 15, 2024

You're telling me there's a whole company named "Panda Express" and when it's time to actually transport and deliver pandas another company does it https://t.co/5z1Hvjs0Yj
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) October 16, 2024

bully: hey where'd you get that skirt
me: [sweating nervously] pic.twitter.com/pUyCkqS8eQ
— race card driver (@racecard_driver) October 15, 2024

my boyfriend will whisper "bye room" when we're leaving the hotel we stayed in for 1 night
— chase (@_chase_____) October 15, 2024

My therapist always starts our session with "How are you?" and I always say "I'm good!" and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.
— Jamie (@spacej_me) October 15, 2024

This is a masterclass in satire from Springfield Ohio. pic.twitter.com/BKN3moUc00
— Walter Masterson (@waltermasterson) October 15, 2024

Why you use his full government 😭 https://t.co/AiptMqG2bZ
— ms. mamas (@criesincreole) October 15, 2024

me watching my own Instagram story pic.twitter.com/Ja9OTb2HXA
— Yung Social Construct (@yungscapegoat) October 15, 2024

Do people with cats not know how they and their apartments smell https://t.co/0PWHkkfU49
— microplastics impossible: ghost brotocol (@DiabolicalSpuds) October 15, 2024

Just tried coconut water. I'm literally begging you guys to stop lying to me
— ed (@EddyWeddyNeddy) October 15, 2024

life as a liberal for me is so nice

6:30 AM - Wake up, Land Acknowledgment

8:00 AM - Vegan breakfast

10:00 AM - 6:00 PM - Welfare Leeching

7:00 PM - voter fraud

9:00 PM - 11:00 PM - job at weather machine (at night for secrecy)

12:00 am - 6:30 am - nesting with poly clan
— jp (@excesstential) October 15, 2024

me applying for a new job: https://t.co/nwUpCBSE6Z
— jolene of arc (@okaypompeii) October 15, 2024

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work
— Robes Pierre (@itsflanagain) October 15, 2024

PUT CYCLISTS BACK IN CARS THAT WILL MAKE TRAFFIC BETTER.

I AM A CERTIFIED GENIUS https://t.co/mUaaWYaPlW
— Alex Usher (@AlexUsherHESA) October 15, 2024

this would not sufficiently injure a cop. tear it out and try again https://t.co/2Kdy0eUcOv
— 6'3" pool boy bitch 🦩 (@youwouldntpost) October 15, 2024

some of the greatest indie rock of all time is made here https://t.co/70E35WXBbl
— N 𝓪𝓹 E 𝔂𝓮𝓼 (@NapEyes) October 16, 2024

We went thru my kid's iPad. My wife is upset but "Latina twerk compilation" has me crying tears.
— T (@Mad_Dad2020) October 16, 2024

HAHAHAHAH INCREDIBLE pic.twitter.com/akoh5TA2rD
— B/R/A/D/80 📼 (@bradmiska) October 16, 2024

hey a bunch of us from work are meeting up to do tummy time later if you're free
— tabitha (@thetolerantweft) October 15, 2024

The hospice nurse in me knows what's coming 😭 https://t.co/Aq3D1XitOh
— Molly J RN (@theBSinBSN) October 16, 2024

It's going to be so funny when this guy dies at a normal age https://t.co/rRWoBBWT7g
— Kafka, Esq. (@metalgearobama) October 15, 2024

Did three ghosts visit him last night? https://t.co/RZVUjCel0O
— serge daney mcbride (@abs_sweetmarie) October 15, 2024

WOKE nursery rhymes be like the it/ze/bit/xe spider
— noa 🧃 (@besiily) October 15, 2024

October 16

You got "having baby" money? https://t.co/QyxWMhE530
— name cannot be blank (@stfublxnk) October 16, 2024

'mr pacino you're due on set'
'not now I'm texting a baby' https://t.co/fVh51TK9hy
— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) October 16, 2024

mommy-to-be here with a question for other parents: when do you first tell the baby about when john travolta said adele dazeem?
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) October 17, 2024

Y Tu Muppet También https://t.co/setAVoJPWF
— sam "mx. mfa" y'all (@samiamrosenberg) October 17, 2024

crying he took their money and said no thank you 😭 https://t.co/XaAEmgJUWK
— Advit (@advitwake) October 16, 2024

2023: Michael Keaton returns as Batman

2024: Michael Keaton returns as Beetlejuice

2025: Michael Keaton returns as *crosses fingers* ... Multiplicity?
— Brandon Hackett (@brandonhackett) October 17, 2024

I like Sydney Sweeney because she takes every job. She's the Shaq of hot women
— florida woman 🐊 (@stephanicci) October 16, 2024

Chinese buffet don't even give a fuck no more pic.twitter.com/nkbUObEmcd
— Quantavius Nutsack (@dirtyharrypussy) October 16, 2024

I'm sorry… WHAT?? 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/HqUhxtZ1ad
— Chef Chris (@ChefJags) October 16, 2024

I should quit my job to focus on cooking dinner
— Katie 🐝 (@kayteebee99) October 16, 2024

Replace "musician" with "fisherman". Not so funny now is it https://t.co/bXMvULdtGE
— Anja🪞🏳️‍⚧️ (@Thranitten) October 16, 2024

worst genre of rock song: rock and roll is great

best genre of rock song: there's a wizard
— nature's harmonious 4-day Time Stu (@Discourse_Stu) October 16, 2024

Planet Fitness we on your ASS https://t.co/3fOPTI9c84
— Patience...🪬 (@Patiencexx4) October 16, 2024

This app will never not amaze me pic.twitter.com/2e1kuvdFDD
— max (@maxnffc_) October 16, 2024

he saw RIP LIAM trending and his life flashed before his eyes https://t.co/3c438yKXP8
— rissa (@billskarsgards) October 17, 2024

all of the other names pharrell tried to become known by are so bad it's almost impressive pic.twitter.com/XTVWCSGB2u
— DEATHCORE DOGGY (@SAMOYEDCORE) October 16, 2024

I wasn't searching for a Coachella update, but one just fell into my lap. pic.twitter.com/XwAglhF493
— Sgt Joker (@TheSGTJoker) October 16, 2024

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
(takes breath)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha pic.twitter.com/qIaIedPCpG
— RS Archer (@archer_rs) October 16, 2024

The thing you're experiencing is called the Dunning-Krueger effect https://t.co/hOww74nfp8
— vituperativeerb (@vituperativeerb) October 16, 2024

i spent years in cognitive behavioral therapy for bald ann dowd to just…tweet it out…. pic.twitter.com/AHrafF2LAx
— lacey cencula (@dddrop_the_lace) October 16, 2024

Sometimes u meet someone and you can just tell they've never been moved by a piece of art once in their life
— Caroline (@weirdassfishes) October 17, 2024

https://t.co/B7XLUUvYKl pic.twitter.com/bG6vgHZVeL
— mack (@m4cden) October 16, 2024

this app sucks now. Too many posts are just spam or engagement bait. Twitter should have never monetized posting. This was supposed to be an app that you use while on the clock at your real jobs.
— cinnamon bun (@notsofiacoppola) October 16, 2024

pic.twitter.com/hJxbEG7ZW5
— elliott (@elliottgray) October 17, 2024

about that https://t.co/QMoUMULFks pic.twitter.com/PqkgpwY1kC
— esmeralda. 🥊🌙🎃🇯🇲 (@emeraldappul.bsky.social) (@emeraldappul) October 16, 2024

I built this house BLOCK BY BLOCK all for a loser to change it because he's a mega loser pic.twitter.com/iPwih3BpTt
— amboo 👻 (@mbrleigh) October 16, 2024

Despite our best efforts there are still users on this app. Here's what we're doing about it: https://t.co/DSdi4yAmpc
— Political Science B.A. (@InternetHippo) October 16, 2024

The new Twitter block function. pic.twitter.com/8UixRY1NFh
— Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@GraniteDhuine) October 17, 2024

Help! I (36F) blocked my ex (53M) on twitter but then he spent $44 billion and renamed the entire website after himself so he could see my tweets again
— katie spalding (@supermathskid) October 16, 2024

"actually the people doing the blocking are the abusive ones and the people getting blocked are the victims" is an absolutely fucking incredible way to spin this https://t.co/TR7A6fW1m6
— Broski (@broskiFGC) October 16, 2024

October 17

At the urinal in an I-95 rest stop bathroom:

Siri's voice (from my back pocket): Turn left.

Man to the left of me: Please don't.
— The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) October 17, 2024

I can't believe this is a real website my landlord ordered from and not a phishing scheme designed to defraud boomer dads doing home renovation projects. pic.twitter.com/EFcLTxg55o
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 17, 2024

waiter: are there any allergies at the table?

me (already drunk): BEES
— kim (@KimmyMonte) October 17, 2024

Oh my god just write your own emails https://t.co/wryGVHfpsA
— Katie Rife (@RifewithKatie) October 17, 2024

Socialism for me, but not for thee pic.twitter.com/7uu8F8kB2V
— StrictlyKamala🥥 🇺🇦🌻 (@StrictlyChristo) October 17, 2024

Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter https://t.co/eAU2suUb1n pic.twitter.com/CLulWkat4y
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 17, 2024

The best journalist in America is a 56 year old construction worker from New Jersey. pic.twitter.com/0poH89QMMC
— Oliver Alexander (@OAlexanderDK) October 17, 2024

Polls and pundits: Trump is doing much better with Latino voters.

Univision audience: pic.twitter.com/5uolFpkwae
— Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) (@cbouzy) October 17, 2024

Snoop dogg saying fuck you to trump and kayne is going to be my new ringtone. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/pvrSf9BxkD
— 𝓟𝓪 (@brownlover13) October 17, 2024

Who has eyes on RFK https://t.co/ZPSnWcbxC3
— Gareth Reynolds (@reynoldsgareth) October 17, 2024

The fact that the NRA got community noted on how to use a gun safely, should tell you everything you need to know about the NRA. https://t.co/e8mSKiJE2n
— Dana Goldberg (@DGComedy) October 17, 2024

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person
— hannah (@shamediarist) October 17, 2024

(After waiting 20 minutes in line at Starbucks) just this Norah jones cd
— pj (@pjayevans) October 17, 2024

Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's @TorontoStar pic.twitter.com/CtZVwkBaK1
— Theo Moudakis (@TheoMoudakis) October 17, 2024

It would be cool if Taylor Swift said she needs the Eglinton Crosstown to be open ahead of her Toronto shows. pic.twitter.com/vEOPdI7Vpa
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) October 17, 2024

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