Diana would’ve been sharp on Photoshop, Jimmy Kimmel ridicules Trump’s Slop, Ryan Gosling’s hard to top, Katie Britt’s infamous flop, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

March 8

happy international women’s day pic.twitter.com/PSUJcSYOkp
— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) March 8, 2024

brands running low on International Women's Day ideas pic.twitter.com/H7ZPvJo268
— Kylie Brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) March 8, 2024

Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should probably smile more.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 8, 2024

That’s great Linda, this is the guy you work for https://t.co/FNZAxMBcpn pic.twitter.com/EaL2EqNopn
— evan (@esjesjesj) March 8, 2024

this man spent 46 billion to be popular and he cant even walk into a room of gamers without sucking the life out of it. incredible https://t.co/RZl3jpqhl8
— Porky the Litter Eater (@Boringstein) March 8, 2024

I’ve never seen someone go out of their way to ruin their own app so many times https://t.co/5905SEf6ey
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) March 9, 2024

This was done by an artist who won an Emmy for it you jpeg avatar dipshit. https://t.co/L1VVg2L0IX
— Fallen Oshes @ PAX East (@DaveOshry) March 9, 2024

Last night hubby and I shared a bottle of wine and went over our expenses. It’s not our taxes that are stretching our budget. It’s not our heat. It’s not our insurance. It’s communications and groceries. The two things owned by biggest monopolies in Canada.
— MyIsland (@75opinionated) March 8, 2024

As much as I’m against everything he stands for you just have to accept some things-

The man was born to post https://t.co/qIdms82WNg
— Reverend Doctor Bob Sacamano (@RevDocBobSac) March 8, 2024

The GOP is very confused about how putting a young woman in the kitchen and coaching her to sound like a breathy porn ad for their rebuttal backfired on them.
— Angry Staffer 🌻 (@Angry_Staffer) March 8, 2024

you all are bad pic.twitter.com/vlGDTDACoV
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) March 9, 2024

Sen. Katie Britt. Proud graduate of Gene Cousineau's acting class pic.twitter.com/dhFTqZiEzt
— Paul Leigh-Some Rascal on the Internet 🟧🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@Pleightx) March 8, 2024

Katie Britt: Inside the Actors Studio

(Points to @FrankConniff for the idea) pic.twitter.com/JMbOwCfNwK
— Ben Bowman (@BowmanInc) March 8, 2024

Most actors would kill for Katie Britt's range pic.twitter.com/SOX3KAZLle
— Krister Johnson (@KristerJohnson) March 8, 2024

THE ROMAN EDIT PLZZZ 💀 pic.twitter.com/xEVXXkUUBB
— Annie Wu⸆⸉ (all socials: @annie_wu_22) (@Annie_Wu_22) March 8, 2024

I am very late to last nights speech party because I am completely buried at work.

But I went to college with Katie Britt. And this… this is just exactly what I was waiting for everyone to finally see. She’s been asking to see the manager since we were 19 pic.twitter.com/kGiXVcSz5b
— Lindsay (@lchap83) March 8, 2024

same old story pic.twitter.com/qwEe5XbOUQ
— Jason Linkins (@dceiver) March 8, 2024

Katie Britt’s attempt to be relatable while delivering whackadoodle remarks from a barren kitchen reminds me of Nancy Mace’s campaign ad on inflation, where she absolutely WRECKS this fried egg. pic.twitter.com/zuMArkgVkH
— Michael O’Brien (@DrOBrienMD) March 8, 2024

Just want to thank Katie Britt and the Republican Party for gifting us the most fun day on this website since Four Seasons Total Landscaping
— Karen Schwartz (@pithywidow) March 8, 2024

The coworker Elaine shows her New Yorker comic to is like 90% of twitter pic.twitter.com/ctZgMLGfSi
— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) March 8, 2024

“sir there’s a second wembanyama” https://t.co/iu0SzESUbI pic.twitter.com/dsCL0LIlKn
— pete rogers, professional diaper changer (@petemrogers) March 8, 2024

March 9

There is absolutely no reason that “spring forward” shouldn’t happen on a Monday at 4pm.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 9, 2024

bf thought that sufjan stevens was just cat stevens after he changed his name when he converted to islam
— driver from the motion picture “drive” (@no_talent_shan) March 10, 2024

That’s Bret the Hitman Hart https://t.co/oQo0Ytw53C
— Super Bowl 52 MVP (@vj_v_) March 9, 2024

If they made a collector's edition Madame Web blu-ray that has a Dakota Johnson commentary track where she and her costars have mimosas and trash the whole movie in real time it would single-handedly save the physical media industry https://t.co/H7hFVOKHTc
— DareBear (@DerekBGayle) March 9, 2024

Been giggling at this for hours pic.twitter.com/efy3OpbBhY
— based gizmo (employed era) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 (@neverthetories) March 9, 2024

All this tells me is even the rich kids said fuck this 😭 this is the perfect person to do this cos they have the resources to be protected. https://t.co/4stTjuYsw6
— 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚡𝚒𝚢𝚘. (@hausofriya) March 9, 2024

I have shocking news for you about what bombs do. https://t.co/cUZKC2fdRL
— 🍉Shailja STOP GENOCIDE Patel🍉 (@shailjapatel) March 9, 2024

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. What the fuck are we doing here https://t.co/fRGmVMqO7V
— Will Sloan (@WillSloanEsq) March 9, 2024

https://t.co/3YCxFCQaAe pic.twitter.com/YjCkJN5SV6
— Jared Gilman (@realJaredGilman) March 10, 2024

My dad is truly a ridiculous individual 😂 pic.twitter.com/S0c4b3ZKpL
— Thick Saban 💕 (@RaveenTheDream) March 9, 2024

March 10

Some people can't handle that we rapped about reality. https://t.co/k92ixBNjbU
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) March 10, 2024

WILL. JE. SUIS pic.twitter.com/eg6gPxLeKh
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) March 10, 2024

When Jimmy Kimmel went off script tonight, the room burst out laughing at Donald Trump. Thousands of people, laughing at him. It’s his worst nightmare. MAGA Mar-a-Lago Land’s gonna be feeling the wrath of Orange Khan for a little bit.

pic.twitter.com/Yo3o4NaMxQ
— Jane of the North (@JaneotN) March 11, 2024

So just to be clear here - in the Public Relations industry, a “kill notification” is the coup de grâce of the media circuit. For AP to issue this update, means that something is TERRIBLY wrong. Think of it as a Cat. 5 cyclone. This is literally a death blow to any press source. https://t.co/5kDEKAkK8t
— Tenille Clarke (@tenilleclarke1) March 10, 2024

I’m beginning to wonder if corporations making record profits like Loblaws and General Mills are purposely keeping prices high to keep people upset with our Liberal/Democrat govts in Can/US to help Conservative/Republican parties win. They know inflation gets people mad.
— Stephano Barberis (@HelloStephano) March 11, 2024

Same night Polanski got a standing ovation https://t.co/xraaOpIydD
— Blake ™ (@NeilNevins) March 11, 2024

Woody Allen wins Best Director for ‘COUP DE CHANCE’ at the #Oscars

See the full winners list: https://t.co/0oRFGo9Mte pic.twitter.com/3P1jwB9MPx
— tayy (@discomystic_) March 11, 2024

When you're such a has-been that you post a shopped photo on your IG to try and steal a little glory from an awards show you're never going to see again in your life pic.twitter.com/HBEHGxoveV
— 🌹rosé🌹 (@briartearose) March 11, 2024

Hayao Miyazaki didn't go to the #Oscars in 2003 because of his opposition to the catastrophic inhumanity of the Iraq War. if only we could know why he wasn't at the 2024 Oscars either.
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) March 10, 2024

Unable to attend in person: Hayao Miyazaki, Wes Anderson, Godzilla
— PoorQuentyn (@PoorQuentyn) March 11, 2024

Past Lives presupposes that two writers can remain happily and peaceably married, while Anatomy of a Fall suggests that a marriage between two writers will inevitably lead to murder and/or suicide.
— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) March 10, 2024

i’m so glad i love barbie because i can’t imagine being a miserable little bitch about something as fun as this https://t.co/QhmkCSsg6A
— zoe (@cuntgates) March 11, 2024

I'm serious when I say I'll never be over this. #Oscars2024 pic.twitter.com/D7mzoLyoy4
— Jessica Clemons (@lulu_clemons) March 11, 2024

This is the Avengers of awkward conversations. The Shaq & Kobe of you gotta be kidding me. pic.twitter.com/OeQk0eTh8O
— myles brown (@mdotbrown) March 11, 2024

Me as a kid trying to ignore the men’s underwear aisle while shopping with my mom: pic.twitter.com/ZplrwTswP2
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) March 11, 2024

When someone asks me what you need to catch bugs in Animal Crossing: pic.twitter.com/Tml02AQnmI
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) March 11, 2024

the fact Billie Eilish has won more oscars than Martin Scorsese
— jen🎬 (@cinephilejen) March 11, 2024

John Mulaney had a very strong opinion on who should have won this year's Oscar for Best Picture: 1989's "Field of Dreams."#Oscars #Oscars2024 https://t.co/ELiEnJ0e4g pic.twitter.com/L0UJ2N7eQi
— ABC News (@ABC) March 11, 2024

one secret that John Mulaney innately understands is that it's always just a little bit funnier to refer to the characters in a movie by the names of the actors playing them, it just is for some reason
— Adam Sternbergh (@sternbergh) March 11, 2024

Guys I love Marty too but every one of his late period movies are about how America has a black heart and no soul and has always been this way and will never be fixed. Not hard to figure out why he’s not winning Oscars.
— Jake Iverson (@jakeiverson57) March 11, 2024

it’s so wild that Downey’s narrative is that he was a massive talent and huge drug addict who got cleaned up, made a comeback and then got stuck in the biggest movies of all time for a decade, requiring another comeback
— Corey Atad (@CoreyAtad) March 11, 2024

“My song ‘The Fire Inside’ from the movie ‘Flamin’ Hot’” is a Jenna Maroney line
— Jackson McHenry (@McHenryJD) March 11, 2024

Tim Robbins shows up in public for the first time in twenty years, says De Niro should’ve won, casually drops that White people are ontologically evil, immediately leaves
— Max (@EPM106) March 11, 2024

is Oppenheimer/Godzilla Minus One the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars in the same year?
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) March 11, 2024

THEY JUST GAVE ‘BEST EDITING’ TO A THREE HOUR MOVIE
IT SHOULD HAVE WON ‘MOST EDITING’
— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) March 11, 2024

Al Pacino just going “uh yeah Oppenheimer” lmaooo perfect ending no notes
— yc (@yc) March 11, 2024

Al Pacino stumbled out of bed, walked onstage, opened an envelope, and said the name of the winner. This is the ideal award presenter. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) March 11, 2024

she needed to punch a baby https://t.co/ly6OE6egUD
— leon (@skyferrori) March 11, 2024

stop giving Poor Things these damn awards cause now my grandma wanna watch it
— lea chin-sang (@bigfatmoosepssy) March 11, 2024

The Curse was a documentary
— Adam Piron (@adam_piron) March 11, 2024

Emma Stone beating a Native American woman for Best Actress the same year as The Curse is one of the funniest things to ever happen
— will for thrill (@willforthrill) March 11, 2024

this is how emma stone looked when they called her name pic.twitter.com/MCRCTl0Lsm
— Sammy Fabelman (@hankofjuly) March 11, 2024

it’s not misogynistic to point out that lily gladstone gave a better performance than emma and that the academy heavily marketed this ceremony around the fact that she could potentially make history only to give it to a white woman btw
— ⚭girl, interrupting⚭ (@irlrubysparks) March 11, 2024

March 11

Emma Stone’s Vision pic.twitter.com/6TGnVZfhb9
— Spener (@senzerules) March 11, 2024

Martin Scorsese at the Oscars leaning over to Francesca and saying: https://t.co/1BRL9RK9Ki
— alex lei (@alexL_E_I) March 11, 2024

good morning new favorite video just dropped pic.twitter.com/ZiriIy7B0g
— ana (@pelicinema) March 11, 2024

its official ryan gosling is better than eminem pic.twitter.com/HjYo9UOsCP
— doctor idk (@bigmonkeong) March 11, 2024

anthony hopkins had 16 minutes of screen time in the silence of the lambs and won best actor so why are we holding lily to a different standard https://t.co/B6tQT64FeQ
— 🗡 (@drivcmycar) March 11, 2024

While on one level it is a funny bit in honor of the Oscars streaker, it was also intended as a nod to the Costume Designers Guild which is asking for better pay. Their negotiations start this month.

Thus “Costumes, they’re so important.” https://t.co/HOF3pQGTF9 pic.twitter.com/WHmmiTIyE3
— Mikelle Street (@MikelleStreet) March 11, 2024

Blink 182, the Jackass crew, and every other famous guy getting naked for comedic effect my entire childhood = good ol' raunchy dude comedy

John Cena doing it today = Illuminati humiliation ritual to feminize society
— Matt Saincome (@MattSaincome) March 11, 2024

The most underrated bit of the night. “What do you mean?” Isn’t that funny on its own but the way Kate McKinnon said it made it hilarious#Oscars #Oscars2024 pic.twitter.com/Ax8jIx8O5D
— 🍉 Meta Bro 🍉 (@Meta_Bro1) March 11, 2024

not even a remotely controversial take. the man is hot. always has been. probably always will be. https://t.co/pqUlQSe3xI
— Threepeat Emmy Winner Ali B (@wtflanksteak) March 11, 2024

Kinda rocks how Keaton is just instantly in character. I feel like only he and Adam West were the only two ever committed enough where it felt like they actually believed they were Batman on some level lol https://t.co/hOVwYR91g5
— Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng) March 11, 2024

why were they looking at him like that😭 pic.twitter.com/UKtI3iDils
— bubs!! (@etoilepattinson) March 11, 2024

Diana would've been sharp as fuck with Photoshop. pic.twitter.com/lPOUKMVpcQ
— andie dyer (@dyerAndie) March 11, 2024

These are my favourite days on this app; when a scandal that nobody actually cares about breaks but the meme game is strong and everyone's firing on all cylinders.
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) March 11, 2024

100% not photoshopped #KateMiddleton pic.twitter.com/Iu3ZZEsg4b
— Paul Yallop (@PaulCYallop) March 11, 2024

hey royals, amateur PR guy here, have you considered putting out something normal instead of maximally concerning https://t.co/KI8YJF77ns
— JP (@jpbrammer) March 11, 2024

Kate Middleton “Occasionally experiments with editing.” pic.twitter.com/R0L9YNoxKV
— Joshua Crawley (@AllHailTheVoid) March 11, 2024

The Swifties are sleuthing, William is done for https://t.co/WT7JZbxuEU
— Melissa Stewart (@LissaJoStewart) March 11, 2024

They forgot to match the bricks 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/SbeoyYAl7P
— Alexis is sowing discord in the West (@ArchewellBaby) March 12, 2024

you expect us to believe the princess of wales is sitting there fucking around in adobe in her spare time. i’m convinced 90% of kensington palace’s pr strategy is believing that the public is fucking stupid https://t.co/93zVnINZta
— sage ☾ (@counterfetts) March 11, 2024

At dinner my husband said, “Can you give me the short version on why Kate Middleton is trending?”

No sir I cannot.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 11, 2024

Really enjoying this Kate Middleton stuff because this is the kind of investigation work I do in private whenever I think any couple I even vaguely know might have broken up
— kate (@katebeingsilly) March 11, 2024

Kate goes missing. AI doctored image drops. Now his side piece is getting a PR run. THERE ARE SIGNS https://t.co/Sj2mjCLGb6
— #2 (@DeOne___) March 11, 2024

British people tell you that they live in a real country and then introduce you to someone called the Marchioness of Cholmondeley https://t.co/g2aVpJLvPB
— Breakfast Presley (@Elmo_Oxygen) March 11, 2024

I have photoshopped
the picture
you were hoping
would prove I was alive

forgive me

graphic design
is my passion
— 🌈Dr. Frizzle (@Swilua) March 11, 2024

Ireland has the chance to do the funniest thing ever https://t.co/FiosipDSSo
— mads levshakoff 🍒 (@madsmilfelsen) March 11, 2024

The reason we are all so obsessed with finding Kate Middleton is because we grew up with Super Mario Bros and were literally trained to save the princess
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) March 11, 2024

I’m sorry I’m supposed to believe that the princess of wales is editing her own family photos to send to global news outlets???? Is the royal family okay
— skeng’sther. (@esthergbenz) March 11, 2024

You guys remember the second to last episode of The Crown where the Queen was like “I simply can’t retire, everything would fall apart” that lady was RIGHT though
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) March 11, 2024

All I'm saying is if I'm a nearby country previously occupied by the British, the queen is dead, the monarchy is tanking public trust via photoshop, the spare is in California making podcasts, and the real government blew through 3 prime ministers in a year + brexit, I'm invading
— GL (@gldivittorio) March 11, 2024

Boeing absolutely having a wager with Kate Middleton on who can have the worst PR this week https://t.co/WcVTC35jP7
— Ξddy/ie (@EddyieCruz) March 11, 2024

Piers Morgan's wife Celia Walden when it was Duchess Meghan : Meghan can't demand privacy for her new born baby.

When it's Kate Middleton : The shameful speculation needs to stop.

Racism isn't just the N word folks. pic.twitter.com/pejHCad0Vx
— Alexis is sowing discord in the West (@ArchewellBaby) March 12, 2024

I’m not sure how you can miss someone who won’t go the f*ck away. pic.twitter.com/C8lSgsj8tr
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 12, 2024

Bi*ch, that's Bill Burr. https://t.co/yDKqZgGyKn
— Thomas Carrieri (@Thomas_Carrieri) March 11, 2024

I've heard enough Return To Office stories that it should be a labor rights violation to tell you where to work if your job is The Computer. Some workplace policies are simply too stupid to be legal
— Borscht the T is silent (@InternetHippo) March 11, 2024

Liberals should just buy this as an ad https://t.co/l4LYAJzsGs
— TDot Resident (@TDotResident) March 11, 2024

why is this so funny 😂 https://t.co/JdjvPcZiyY
— Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ⚓️ (@AngryBlackLady) March 12, 2024

A TikTok Classic. https://t.co/HBSFrdCkw5 pic.twitter.com/0qalZyylTb
— Nate Pentz (@natepentz) March 12, 2024

“You see how that sounds Mary?” Never gets old. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/xbeQNXqkg0 pic.twitter.com/pdYxLviFG6
— IG: Katlego_Moncho (@Katlego_Moncho) March 11, 2024

If it werent for tiktok we wouldnt have this be serious https://t.co/iivXDTtLww pic.twitter.com/0BBp6MLpyw
— ❤️🖤Eli🤍💚 ((theeliriots.bsky.social)) (@TheEliRiots) March 12, 2024

this is my evening now, sorry https://t.co/5cQBkplwOS pic.twitter.com/l5JqIwW6IO
— Owain (@orhunt) March 11, 2024

It’s always gonna be this one. Once she starts making goose honks… no matter how shitty my mood is, I’m giggling like an idiot. https://t.co/d5CRmWhF4P pic.twitter.com/rZPU4V4yuq
— 𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 (𝘚𝘩𝘰̄𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘦𝘳𝘢) (@EmmaTolkin) March 12, 2024

I've never seen anything funnier than this https://t.co/VPnW3HiLqu pic.twitter.com/ZAZWRuZKoe
— Steezcake Factory 🇵🇸 (@OhNoItsAndrew95) March 11, 2024

March 12

this one https://t.co/CbhC2zvqN6 pic.twitter.com/Y3ln4CW4b4
— ♱︎ toasty ♱︎ (@toasty_xo) March 12, 2024

This is so fucking funny oh my god pic.twitter.com/efqQf85Blh
— j aubrey 🤠 (@jaubreyYT) March 12, 2024

I’m really happy whenever this article I wrote has a chance to re-emerge like a beautiful butterfly who fucking hates Andrew Tate https://t.co/qgcdBzCjYx
— Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood) March 13, 2024

The guy who shot Ronald Reagan keeps announcing concerts only for them to be cancelled once the venue finds out he shot Ronald Reagan https://t.co/wh7xNOkSGJ
— SBN3 (@SoBroNo3) March 12, 2024

John Hinckley? The outsider rock musician? https://t.co/NOhiAtOmuJ pic.twitter.com/9QPm8D4lTs
— robert altdude (@listenupnerds) March 13, 2024

Even the hitman they hired was probably like “guys it’s gonna be pretty obvious who did this” https://t.co/iDfht8NQrt
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 12, 2024

I'm the CEO of Boeing and I've been screwing up the planes on purpose. People were never meant to fly and I got tired of waiting for the gods to punish humanity for its hubris.
— Borscht the T is silent (@InternetHippo) March 12, 2024

remember when Lockheed Martin invented guitars

fuck this festival https://t.co/uerfUsUBFs
— Fucked Up (@FUCKEDUP) March 12, 2024

He. Is. Smiling. While. Holding. An. Autographed. Photo. Of. A. Murder. Victim. Because he’s a sociopath. https://t.co/LFM8QEHfTf
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) March 12, 2024

https://t.co/5dLSswr33T pic.twitter.com/YibFay2uYq
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) March 12, 2024

Him denying any groupie babies behind the grave is hilarious I'm sorry https://t.co/cCBF2mPw3T
— Lula Corleone (@Lula_Corleone) March 12, 2024

Last night we were on track to be asleep on time and then, there in the dark, my husband asked what the hell is going on with Kate Middleton
— Alyssa 🌻 (@alyssaleann) March 12, 2024

If this is truly another manipulated photo, it will open the floodgates. https://t.co/l6mQjMzQVa
— Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) (@cbouzy) March 12, 2024

i too would do a gone girl if my bald ass husband cheated on me with someone who looked exactly like me but horsier
— youngmi mayer (@ymmayer) March 12, 2024

i feel sorry for people not on this site. my sister is sending me instagram reels about kate's mother's day photo being from her vogue cover. oh hun we've already theorized that and debunked it and moved on. she's dead now. you will learn that in a week.
— Paige Skinner (@paginaskinner) March 13, 2024

March 13

Still one of the worst things ever written in a respectable publication. pic.twitter.com/9JOGvKEQn9
— March Month! (@LazlosGhost) March 13, 2024

Hey, Rolling Stone! Plan B isn’t abortion, so the “despite” language here is weird! https://t.co/uvEQPz8O8y
— Tess Yocom (@TessYocom) March 13, 2024

Huge fumble by Disney. National Treasure 3 could have 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and so long as the trailer has Nic Cage say something insane like "FDR's wheelchair isn't just a wheelchair, it's a map" I am there opening night. https://t.co/dCh5h96B4G
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) March 13, 2024

America you have two choices this November https://t.co/VHWOu2i6zE
— C h r i s (@mych3micalswift) March 14, 2024

Dwayne Johnson being contractually obligated to never lose in a fight makes this clip so much funnier because he can't handle it 😭 pic.twitter.com/8y8B9c27jW
— Chief Mackenzie Bock (@GothamChief) March 13, 2024

You mean it wasn’t undocumented immigrants?! No way! https://t.co/MUBuLaHAmC
— B.W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) March 14, 2024

It takes a lot to be the least likable former Packers quarterback https://t.co/0B51ciFZ34
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 14, 2024

Let me write a sketch for Gosling. It’ll be in roughly 90 min and have Russell Crowe in it. https://t.co/KwwHCriFcp
— aaron. (@ayroned) March 13, 2024

it’s so hard to bring up kate middleton to my non online friends cuz they will be like i’m sorry i just dgaf about the british royal family and im like I KNOOOOWW ME NEITHER LISTEN YOU FOOL!!
— youngmi mayer (@ymmayer) March 13, 2024

Timothéss of Chalamendeley pic.twitter.com/jVuz7l4BcR
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) March 14, 2024

The streets are saying Kate had a nervous breakdown during Xmas bc she found out Will’s mistress, Rose Hanbury, is pregnant with his child and she’s keeping it. Kate is now refusing to cooperate. The gossip is sucking me in & I don’t even care about these ppl.
— Shay (@shaynuh_elle) March 14, 2024

This Kate Middleton vid has absolutely finished me 😭 Kate from Castle 🤣 pic.twitter.com/uOlVMnwvZo
— SUFFY Gᵀᴹ (@REECEALJ) March 13, 2024

they’ve done more for twitter than elon musk ever will pic.twitter.com/MtEbrFeOx1
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 14, 2024

Looking into this 🎯 https://t.co/y8Z5KocpYK pic.twitter.com/uadmleiHMj
— Kris (@KrisSkulls) March 13, 2024

They’re banning tik tok because we’re getting too close to figuring out where Kate is
— Katie (@KayTeeeOh) March 13, 2024

Man that's crazy. So have you heard of this thing called Facebook https://t.co/0SNVrgZEcG
— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) March 13, 2024

One of my favorite Tiktok trends are those musical ones that ends up having no right goin' so hard https://t.co/UQQ5uBlO3R pic.twitter.com/jSBTzSVaCB
— One「オニー」 (@OneSK_Twt) March 13, 2024

Literally every app does this stuff https://t.co/TPbnqdbhLz
— punished evan loves worf (@eeesssjjj) March 13, 2024

My understanding of the push to ban TikTok pic.twitter.com/KMXtWuFbS5
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) March 13, 2024

I'm not sure we all fully grasp that there's a big room where old people yell nonsense at each other and that's how we get laws https://t.co/J0OIr4CLGi
— john teufel (@JohnTeufelNYC) March 14, 2024

Definitely unrelated... https://t.co/n0J0ATqgSm pic.twitter.com/lAkw7P9mMh
— The Vanguard (@vanguard_pod) March 13, 2024

They’ve been talking about banning TikTok for years but they only actually got the support together for a ban once people started using it to talk about what’s happening in Gaza. Even if you don’t care about TikTok it’s an enormous assault on free speech using Red Scare logic
— Paul Blest (@pblest) March 13, 2024

Case in point. https://t.co/dQ7nSS8K6y pic.twitter.com/wjHpfTZ4Mp
— The Emo Dragon (@TheEmoDragon) March 13, 2024

If you think it’s bad that the Chinese own tik tok what until you find out who owns Trump.
— NoelCaslerComedy🌙 (@caslernoel) March 14, 2024

March 14

“I’m a Minneapolis based pilot for Delta airlines.”

“Tell me what a typical workweek is like for you as a stewardess.” pic.twitter.com/ty7fWeNTYH
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 14, 2024

Underrated best dressed of the Oscars? Photographer Donata Wenders wearing a dress made out of the VHS tapes of her husband Wim Wenders’ films of course. pic.twitter.com/YR6ntV8tyH
— Ege Elbir (@egeofanatolia) March 14, 2024

Bi girls with boyfriends be like I’m socially gay but fiscally straight
— Ciroc Obama (@frogg_gurl) March 14, 2024

Call me a mad conspiracy theorist but the biggest red flag happened before any of the WHERE'S KATE hysteria started.

The Mirror published a story criticising her in January. By morning they'd changed the names and photos and suddenly it was about Harry. pic.twitter.com/o4QfAubMLb
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) March 14, 2024

Kate getting Meghaned, who herself was Dianaed. https://t.co/uhboPu0MZE
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) March 14, 2024

my favorite kate middleton tweets so i don’t have to bookmark everything, an ongoing thread 🧵
— kaela | jonny bailey’s publicist (@kaekaecurtis) March 14, 2024

They should do this with the Red Green Show. https://t.co/LKWqatrQTp
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) March 14, 2024

Happy Crack Mayor Episode Day to those who celebrate https://t.co/RkNDQvwMzR
— TDot Resident (@TDotResident) March 14, 2024

Trump is supposed to do a rally in Ohio for Moreno this Saturday! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/OubNek6P02
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 15, 2024

When you're such a homophobe you have to clarify that you were just talking about cannibalism. pic.twitter.com/Eo30EiSkne
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 14, 2024

Years later, I’m still sorry about this little mishap, @AndyRichter. #ThrowbackThursday https://t.co/XLkXIzxrJN
— Brian Stack (@BrianStack153) March 14, 2024

This thing entering while I'm taking a shit and accidentally circumcising me https://t.co/dkmIUVvO9l
— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) March 14, 2024

actual economic indicator https://t.co/zgS2yAcWkW
— auntie cistamine (@laurenancona) March 14, 2024

https://t.co/I2Y4dSroaT pic.twitter.com/TJvbvN2aVY
— Elyon113 (@FYP2024) March 14, 2024

I can't stop giggling over this one kate middleton theory i read: "Maybe she's setting a boundary"
— Jenée (@jdesmondharris) March 14, 2024

my therapist: cera michelle gellar can’t hurt you, he’s not real

my brain: pic.twitter.com/efRDFl5xW2
— madds, not mads (@maddylanier) March 14, 2024

https://t.co/J5AJQfCt8K pic.twitter.com/GKkgtR6iV5
— ۟ (@carmygf) March 14, 2024

Here’s Harper talking about implementing a price on carbon. He thought it was a great idea. But his plan didn’t include a rebate for Canadians like Trudeau’s does. Harper was going to let you pay, collect billions of dollars and then run off with it. Conservative #ConmanSense. https://t.co/EzVc7bpcAv
— Vicki Campbell🇨🇦 (@merry123459) March 14, 2024

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