Dot fuck 'em up, the music truck, sorry, what? what a lyric, huh Chuck? and much more from this week in funny tweets.

June 14

This is my favorite joke from my Netflix is a Joke set pic.twitter.com/fYuaBcLkBx
— Ryan Goodcase (@RyanGoodcase) June 15, 2024

is that why they made her stand in the woods https://t.co/ldg4b9Sgpq
— Sophie Kleeman (@sophiekleeman) June 14, 2024

Can we all pause and acknowledge that no job has ever asked us for proof that we went to the college we say we went to
— Ryan (@Rybread_26) June 15, 2024

pic.twitter.com/K2wkchjzWE
— Moon Dragon (@frozenaesthetic) June 15, 2024

customer: I have a question about my account

bank teller: withdrawal?

customer: oh sorry, ah have a question about mah account
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 14, 2024

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST

featuring Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/h7X3cpqVMv
— Eric Champnella (@champnella) June 15, 2024

this guy got mad at me in traffic and sped up next to me to give an intimidating glare

I have never seen a white man so puzzled in my life pic.twitter.com/9bxiBcmDLK
— peachjars² (@idiotpeach) June 14, 2024

You know how racist you gotta be to get beat up by a yt dude and then attack the first black guy you see? https://t.co/VMSsus5H9u
— The Frame Hunter (@GawdofFrames) June 15, 2024

https://t.co/vER6SZAxYm pic.twitter.com/AJxd5zDUIK
— Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit) June 15, 2024

i wanna be as unbothered as the cameraman pic.twitter.com/30MNSE8jXx
— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) June 15, 2024

I just know they were saying "Damn, that's crazy," to him 37 times per day. https://t.co/EE0VjG9hbN
— Maicol 📺 (@michaelcollado) June 14, 2024

He's being called "the most juiceless man on earth" https://t.co/qGqibikjSC
— Jane (@JaneOst_) June 15, 2024

Boy its hot as fuck. Can you imagine waking up one Egyptian morning and the Pharoah tell everybody they gotta build a pyramid?
— TONY SNARK (@Yamscasino) June 15, 2024

June 15

When you remember the time https://t.co/sEkiXA3iV8
— maybe: 🧀 (@MRW1SCO) June 15, 2024

Showgirls (1995) https://t.co/hSKYsM9s5Y
— callie actually (@myfriendcallie) June 15, 2024

this was supposed to be his espresso pic.twitter.com/czeot1psnK
— niké (@sambergloml) June 15, 2024

One time someone broke up with me 26 hours after getting their first pair of glasses.
— Nate (@thenatewolf) June 15, 2024

He was in the beatles! 🪼 pic.twitter.com/gbM2ix4MmC
— lia (@strwbrrypaul) June 15, 2024

The perfect headline doesn't exi— https://t.co/95KQXx8qIY
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) June 16, 2024

This is what REAL crisis actors look like. pic.twitter.com/nYmfxgtLqW
— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) June 15, 2024

they should be allowed to take turns knocking the stuffing out of him with a bat like a piñata https://t.co/Bv8rWg4b7O
— tea ☕️ (@realteaemoji) June 16, 2024

Hey @Boeing, my neighbor Gary that mows at 8 am, is saying a lot of bad things about your company. DM me for address.
— 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) June 15, 2024

All of this criminal stuff is pretty bad, but I still can't get over the whole burying your ex-wife on a golf course thing.
— John Collins (@Logically_JC) June 15, 2024

On the final, I ask students how many classes they attended, & what might make them come more.

One student said 0 classes, bc syllabus says "I encourage you to wear a mask. The pandemic is not over"

this "rubbed [them] the wrong way" so they never came, to intro epidemiology
— Marit Bovbjerg, PhD MS (@BovbjergMarit) June 16, 2024

I think about this exchange a lot. pic.twitter.com/4GBhqN9LYi
— trader (@TicTocTick) June 15, 2024

he needs to know if his nap is going be interrupted by thunderstorms https://t.co/NJWji5IrSG
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) June 15, 2024

[SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2001]

TOM BRADY: damn! Wtf just happened coach!?

BILL BELICHICK: a tragedy Tom...but I have a feeling we are going to win the super bowl in a few months...

BELICHICKS GIRLFRIEND: goo goo ga ga
— caleb (@CountCaleb) June 15, 2024

had a beautiful moment of community today when everyone gathered to point and laugh at a cybertruck parallel parking in bushwick
— todd bonzalez (@doinkpatrol) June 15, 2024

Jesse Pinkman would have made a beautiful full time uber eats driver slash soundcloud rapper if not for that white demon
— ape attack survivor (@pissvortex) June 15, 2024

the fact that the only people excited about AI are the biggest losers you've ever met feels telling
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) June 15, 2024

June 16

update: i ran away https://t.co/0upQFXM49h
— hk ₊˚⊹ (@r1chbabyd4ddy) June 16, 2024

I know my brother and his gf are fighting when I receive a text like this pic.twitter.com/8aU7b4GYzx
— Alexis Nowicki (@flyschola1) June 16, 2024

Calm down Walmart pic.twitter.com/ui1mGeyo7D
— who cares (@DianaG2772) June 16, 2024

just saw the most horrifying video on tiktok but she deleted it so now u all have to see it too pic.twitter.com/GrKwDli8MC
— molly🖤 𝓣𝓢·˚ ༘₊·➳ (@_MollyAnn17_) June 16, 2024

Starting to think these people are straight up brainwashed https://t.co/r21bwBT3zv
— Jake Chinatown (@JakedChinatown) June 16, 2024

me trying to unstick my balls from my leg https://t.co/9kC21BdpFN
— simon (dead inside) (@deadsoulxiii_) June 16, 2024

This is how my 8 year old cousin dances after 2 Dr. Peppers https://t.co/JTLMN1MDpD
— Ron Fister (@MrFisterLLC) June 16, 2024

Taylor Swift is Elon Musk for women and i will not be elaborating further https://t.co/yRHhaxbmKX
— lixav al-gaib (@xavonius) June 17, 2024

Eve: https://t.co/jRlA3fSNSd
— natalie (@american_sicko) June 16, 2024

https://t.co/1bH7kjKwX0 pic.twitter.com/n4DSgzX9l0
— 🪓BK🪢 (@bradkelly) June 17, 2024

NO I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH A VIDEO I JUST WANT WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE YOUR PRODUCT
— sarah HANNAH gómez (@shgmclicious) June 17, 2024

I've heard people talking about media literacy, but maybe we should be concerned with just... literacy. https://t.co/gV6AZFTsG4
— Mathew Buck (@FB_BMB) June 16, 2024

https://t.co/1nnCQKYFAq pic.twitter.com/gP05dbL5Tr
— may (@thyknife) June 16, 2024

babe wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on indeed until i start to cry
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) June 17, 2024

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) June 16, 2024

omfg brutal pic.twitter.com/eHYbG5RYEL
— Brett Meiselas (@BMeiselas) June 17, 2024

https://t.co/Tt9BZAlcUf pic.twitter.com/BjQSihBbMr
— ben (unintelligible) flores (@limitlessjest) June 17, 2024

this was supposed to be her Espresso pic.twitter.com/KUvEdMFuVW
— Dan (@dannah__montana) June 17, 2024

Whitney didn't need multiple versions 🤭 https://t.co/mANmbC0I68
— justice (@justicexlambiIy) June 16, 2024

I'll never forget the moment I heard this for the first time for as long as I live https://t.co/w4h1zgouqr
— Kelp (@ComedyManKelp) June 17, 2024

There was a period after potty training my son where he felt compelled to show us every time he crapped in the toilet. https://t.co/Dl0DgU34ee
— Jordan Blum (@BlumJordan) June 17, 2024

'Blacks for Trump' Co-Chairs Diane Black and Marsha Blackburn. pic.twitter.com/OeSTgEH3mK
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 16, 2024

pic.twitter.com/Jky8TO1Y9w
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) June 16, 2024

This lady in my local mom group was looking for a more "red" town in the county and another woman commented "search for towns with higher rates of COVID deaths" pic.twitter.com/MnyCJW61Ql
— Hilary Banks (@soniamariesays) June 16, 2024

I will die on this hill — plant-based options should not be more expensive than animal-based options. https://t.co/vpqh1u3Lcv pic.twitter.com/NBaqKEdIcR
— kaitlin grady (@_kaitlingrady) June 17, 2024

June 17

Believe in yourself like visitors who believe they can pet a bison.
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) June 17, 2024

I literally remember where I was when Tony Hawk pulled off the 900 and now children are doing it

this must be how the people who grew up in the Bob Cousy era felt when they saw Michael Jordan https://t.co/QlJYqV9xut
— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) June 17, 2024

I don't know how to explain this but Dave Matthews has been 45 for 30 years
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) June 17, 2024

That blonde singer is still writing the same songs about boys at age 34 that she was writing when she was 19. https://t.co/0c0H1EpbVM
— Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🎗 (@MadisonKittay) June 18, 2024

yall they saying they shrunk the tampons and the pads without telling anyone (shrinkflation). so many people think their flows have gotten heavier bc they're running thru the menstrual products when its really just companies being greedy!!!! i hate it here OMG!!!
— folake aina (@f0lake) June 17, 2024

I don't understand when people veer to the right just because they find left wing people very annoying. I find left wing people very annoying and I'm still left wing
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) June 17, 2024

do conservatives not realize this is what they actually sound like https://t.co/2lUpVrtTtl
— vo (@vanillaopinions) June 17, 2024

im scared to apply for jobs because what if they call me
— i'm so julia (@777bun__ny) June 17, 2024

pic.twitter.com/4rrOj8E5yv
— Orwell & Goode | $TREN (@OrwellNGoode) June 17, 2024

Can a job apply for ME?? Damn.
— Sneaker S*ge Knight (@JerLisa_Nicole) June 17, 2024

what are some good entry level worries for someone new to anxiety?
— tate (@50FirstTates) June 17, 2024

I just can't believe we got SO CLOSE to masks in healthcare being normalized and then even the medical community said ehhhh fuck it. Just straight up losers, I'm sorry. We could've had something so good.
— Heather ヘザー MSW 🐌 (@philaheather) June 17, 2024

Vaxxed 💉? https://t.co/fcQTtwDZcG
— J (@OkayHeyJay) June 18, 2024

I always judged elderly couples who can't function apart, but occasionally my husband sleeps in, and since he makes the coffee, I just don't have coffee those days. I want coffee but alas. Unsolvable problem
— sarah (@sarahradz_) June 17, 2024

Wait until you learn what Adios means https://t.co/h9WjpIyVtM
— Fr. Paul (@BackwardsFeet) June 17, 2024

😎 Well done, Calgary pic.twitter.com/5dUBJ3EURR
— The Canadian Border (@border_canadian) June 17, 2024

I assumed that checking the "Keep me signed in on this device" box on the login page would result in ur website actually keeping me signed in on this device but I guess I'm the fucking idiot here huh I guess I'm just a fool
— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) June 17, 2024

LMBAOOOOOOOO the incels finally find out they're the baddies and now they're throwing a fit. This is why I don't give a flying fuck about audience scores. pic.twitter.com/hxfvUSt6Y2
— It Was All a Dream, I Used to Read Wizard Magazine (@UpToTASK) June 17, 2024

I think stealing Amazon packages and DoorDash meals off ppl porches is the most bum shit you could ever do
— Sante (@I_am_Syn_City) June 17, 2024

Why is everyone suddenly saying the word gay and r*tarded like it's the 90s? Why is thin back in? Why can't the pope stop saying f*ggottry? Why are the democrats border hawks now? Why are all the pop stars making country albums? It's the global cultural shift to the right
— the fascism is here (@benFranklin2018) June 17, 2024

Hey, @nytimes, no paint is necessary.

He is, in fact, convicted of 34 felonies. pic.twitter.com/1DI9Y1cGdN
— Janet Johnson (@JJohnsonLaw) June 17, 2024

If y'all could see the face I made when Donald started talking 😭 https://t.co/CuilzNT58Z
— ⋆✩❦ 𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 ❦✩⋆ (@dajdadondada) June 17, 2024

Friend: how tall are you?

Me: 5'3" but I have the rage of someone much, much taller
— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) June 17, 2024

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can't do that anymore
— Tommy Bayer (@tommybayertime) June 18, 2024

the european mind cannot comprehend this pic.twitter.com/l493rR5XsI
— Justin Credible (@GravySauceCream) June 17, 2024

"WORLD CHAMPIONS" https://t.co/vaWSkIdD1E pic.twitter.com/0CcuDF09jM
— SAMU (@Samuel_R0DGZ) June 18, 2024

the first NBA Finals that should have been shown exclusively on NBATV
— Hector Diaz (@iamHectorDiaz) June 18, 2024

perfect end to the zero aura nba finals https://t.co/yv5jkIqbpm
— alex (@steven_lebron) June 18, 2024

Congratulations to the Boston Celtics, a team everyone loves and is happy for, on their NBA Finals victory. :)
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) June 18, 2024

"Best city in the world"

Champions leave immediately to go party somewhere else lol https://t.co/odbQYerUz2
— Jack McGuire (@JackMacCFB) June 18, 2024

June 18

I've never seen anything like this

You're telling me they didn't even spend 24 hours in the City they just won a title in? Lmao https://t.co/MnOk0RT2Yk
— HEAT NATION (@Zachppp) June 18, 2024

https://t.co/gdbAkmmxCS pic.twitter.com/aNSpnhBga0
— lee (@leelambia) June 18, 2024

Jayson Tatum went on a plagiarism world tour last night 😂😂 https://t.co/zcagL0L9xD
— Mink Flow (@currypistonn) June 18, 2024

Boston fans thought the first black person they saw outside with a beard was Jaylen Brown 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/LtVZJKPqRT
— The Hood Therapist (@OhhMar24) June 18, 2024

First glance I thought we were sending these boys to space https://t.co/GASpXG0jOK
— Patrick McDonald (@pmcdonaldCBS) June 18, 2024

fucked up that they're right about eating healthier. fucked up they're right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they're right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
— beer person (@CantEverDie) June 18, 2024

Am I hallucinating or did people really used to call television remotes "the clicker" because the very early ones made audible clicks that changed the channel?
— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) June 18, 2024

My mom talks on speakerphone with the same energy as a hostage negotiator.
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) June 18, 2024

The hardest part of being a parent to small children for me is the dumb questions. And it makes me feel like a monster but my kid asked why he couldn't take a vase to daycare and I said "it's glass you can't" and he said "what if a wizard made it not glass" get out of my face
— Ted (@Tedoffthegrid) June 18, 2024

open the schools !!!!! https://t.co/zyYLzZlt8a
— Naz (@nazzobetweeting) June 18, 2024

damn...i wonder how canada has the highest rate of muslims being targeted and killed in attacks of any g7 country. probably has nothing to do with shit like this https://t.co/v1yPsrekPn
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) June 18, 2024

Hey man. Nice graphic tee under the open button-down shirt. Looking good. How's the podcast
— drew janda (@drewjanda) June 19, 2024

CNN goes through 30 false statements from today's Trump rally pic.twitter.com/lrXy7MXaPu
— Acyn (@Acyn) June 19, 2024

Oh wow a canceled meeting! Now they really mean business! https://t.co/jME1EHz1RX
— Adam Johnson (@adamjohnsonCHI) June 19, 2024

oh my god pic.twitter.com/x3UDEDyZaN
— Sana Saeed (@SanaSaeed) June 18, 2024

Put the blunt down, damn! https://t.co/ayCxIUWycW
— fragrance and foolishness (@Brieyonce) June 18, 2024

https://t.co/4MVBbahBr8 pic.twitter.com/eBTKEEepm3
— Isaac-side Out 2 🇵🇸 🍉 (@RealIsaacarthy) June 19, 2024

https://t.co/PKNGnZD540 pic.twitter.com/WlG7dW6Exb
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) June 18, 2024

turning does feel like quite a pivotal part of driving a car https://t.co/XNpr30ytED
— Ben Smoke (@bencsmoke) June 18, 2024

you either get a job by talking to one person on the phone for 10 minutes or doing 8 interviews with 14 people and two different edit tests.
— Ben Kesslen (@benkesslen) June 18, 2024

Didn't realize how few perks we have at the office til I said "we're allowed to listen to the radio on Friday!" to a new hire in a way that can be likened to a girl of 12 saying "I got an orange for Christmas!" as her papa lay dying of gangrene after the Battle of Fredericksburg
— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) June 18, 2024

cult hit streaming show "Racism is Bad" ignites controversy when fan-favorite character Captain Racism revealed as villain
— lauren (@Very__Regular) June 18, 2024

Come From Away 2??? pic.twitter.com/D66785Ihsv
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) June 18, 2024

sorry what ? pic.twitter.com/sWJZ0EsnJN
— sleepiest girl in the whole wide world (@v_dcknz) June 18, 2024

If you wanted to know what a country on the verge of collapse looks like, it looks a lot like this. https://t.co/LeH4gDZMD6
— Boomer Grievance Resolution Department 🇵🇸 (@ljmontello) June 18, 2024

Larry the plumber has $250k in capital gains every year? https://t.co/bryTj8qd0H
— TDot Resident (@TDotResident) June 19, 2024

i'm more tired at 3PM than i am at midnight
— erica (@ericanextdooor) June 19, 2024

https://t.co/uicFUSB0xH pic.twitter.com/sUosv8zvBP
— My CheMichael Romance (@_mikeopath) June 19, 2024

https://t.co/QKC8ke9nbP pic.twitter.com/ap2JTAf5Qr
— Gentleman Doofus (@GentleDoofus) June 18, 2024

https://t.co/t2oXb6LZAF pic.twitter.com/FgmYK1Nciu
— alex (@alex_abads) June 18, 2024

Twitter has been training for Justin Timberlake being arrested for nearly twenty years.
— Matt (@MattBerry05) June 18, 2024

Happy Juneteenth Eve. pic.twitter.com/sRelCm5E2x
— Ernest Owens (@MrErnestOwens) June 18, 2024

The most Bojack Horseman-coded thing I've ever seen https://t.co/TYtoFZXdFm
— Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) (@RossWBermanIV) June 18, 2024

Not TROLLS STAR Justin Timberlake lmaooooooooo pic.twitter.com/1HIvAPQwOL
— shboogies 🥀 (@shboogies) June 18, 2024

pisses me off to see people assume justin timberlake "driving while intoxicated" = "drunk driving." he might have been intoxicated by an aroma, a sound, an idea.
— jos (@josiahhughes) June 18, 2024

Please arrest Jimmy Fallon too. I don't care for what. Just lock him up. pic.twitter.com/u3eLjMk4PS
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) June 18, 2024

It's pretty great that "hating Justin Timberlake" brings so many people together. People who love Janet Jackson. People who love Britney Spears. Millennials who resented the bodyshaming of Jessica Simpson. Who else am I missing; what other women did he screw over?
— Heidi N. Moore (@moorehn) June 18, 2024

June 19

Justin Timberlake is the only human being who could temporarily make Twitter on the cop's side
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) June 20, 2024

Watching all 3 Austin Powers movies at once https://t.co/6BBCHoXFBF pic.twitter.com/yc4GkdQhdG
— Nick Gerlock 🇵🇸 (@NickGerlock) June 19, 2024

Heard another dad at the park refer to the approaching ice cream truck as the music truck. His kid didn't make one mention of ice cream, just said "oh cool, I love the music truck!" I was stunned. Absolutely brilliant.
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) June 20, 2024

My husband told me I act like he forgets everything. So this morning when his alarm went off, I let him get ready for work and leave. He forgot he was off today.
— Nikki Savoy ✨is ON SUBMISSION✨ (@IAmNikkiSavoy) June 19, 2024

Your dad raised the capital gains inclusion rate to 75 per cent, Nicholas. https://t.co/TWKQHxfN9y
— Max Fawcett 🇨🇦 (@maxfawcett) June 19, 2024

Schrödinger's Canada: According to Twitter we're all broke yet we all have over 250K a year of annual cap gains.
— Dr. Mike P. Moffatt 🇨🇦🏅🏅 (@MikePMoffatt) June 19, 2024

What the fuck is Friends about??? https://t.co/LAmbgYzBJ9
— BR41N (@theGreatPundo) June 20, 2024

🙏 https://t.co/vZ2zPSs5Pc pic.twitter.com/stbjSwPyof
— Laura Jedeed (@LauraJedeed) June 19, 2024

These are the same song pic.twitter.com/vpenA985ea
— brandon 🦊 (@bc_fox) June 19, 2024

just witnessed a white man say "happy holidays" to a cashier at a jamaican restaurant lol
— juliana (@thecityofjules) June 19, 2024

I'm sorry but the irony here is insane 💀 https://t.co/Y8SWDCFEWd
— Wost🐰 (@mosthiphop) June 19, 2024

the closest you can come to feeling like a Roman Emperor is having an entire stadium call your opp a pedophile at your command https://t.co/Zg9dxz3fVo
— Keifer (@DannyVegito) June 20, 2024

To Bury A Canadian #ThePopOut pic.twitter.com/NcmscJgK5H
— Alexander Wright🏁 (@cassodinero) June 20, 2024

So then Drake told Kendrick that he rap like he tryna free the slaves

Kendrick threw a concert on Juneteenth that united rival hoods and celebrated legends.

- Me at a BBQ on Juneteenth 2054 pic.twitter.com/XNLSeflr81
— Tony Bro (@ToneQapo) June 20, 2024

Today is the most Saturday Wednesday ever, and that's fire.
— Boul. (@CoryTownes) June 19, 2024

This deserves an EMMY pic.twitter.com/VQEfJ0ihzJ
— RΞΞZUS (@ReciRich) June 20, 2024

he was just happy to be there chile https://t.co/23gMEvoh1f pic.twitter.com/3z8MuAZY4f
— bria's interlude ✰ (@AmbriaLarenza) June 20, 2024

Kendrick had Tyler and Steve Lacy on stage dancing with crips and bloods during Pride Month. That's real unity right there
— Ashley (@omgashcheeks) June 20, 2024

An episode of Jerry Springer in the 90s: https://t.co/vBgj4QtnCs
— k a r y. (@itsKARY_) June 20, 2024

nah bro Kendrick Lamar is a sicko pic.twitter.com/iFlhoPovXQ
— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) June 20, 2024

"Give me Tupac's ring back and I might give you a little respect"

LMFAO KENDRICK ADDED IN A NEW LYRIC FOR DRAKE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— King Wow (@wowthatshiphop) June 20, 2024

pic.twitter.com/BfNuhGuwUM
— TY-RIN (@GothamCityGoon) June 20, 2024

Fam Kendrick Lamar has on Nike Shox man, what the fuck was Drake even thinking this isn't a normal human being, I just tried to google where to buy some and my phone restarted
— That Rabbit Guy (@Son_ImSleep) June 20, 2024

Just a bunch of men on stage dancing to another man's hatred of another man.

None in women business.

I used to pray for times like this.
— Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) June 20, 2024

COME ON MAN😭😭 https://t.co/OAWKxpJYlO pic.twitter.com/N0tincceDs
— Luke C-Walker (@SuaveBry) June 20, 2024

Dr. Dre hittin the "I see dead people" line… cold asfpic.twitter.com/2koqUSLvfE https://t.co/meHUKSLRQS
— SK⚡️ (@raptalksk) June 20, 2024

DR DRE GOT A WEIRD CASE, WHY IS HE AROUND?
— Cherchez La Femme (@FrankieVtotheD) June 20, 2024

Drake shouting out YG during the disses is still the funniest thing ever because YG wasn't on that at allll lmao
— King Wow (@wowthatshiphop) June 20, 2024

"YG is Jay-Z to Mexicans" has literal tears flowing out of my eyes. Holy shit 😂
— Aaron (@abake6) June 20, 2024

The concert director, camera operators, sound engineers, and lighting technicians were all on 10!

Give them their flowers and applause cauae this whole production, especially the timing was hella hard.💐 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 https://t.co/7mgZ2t6wbe
— Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis (@CarrieCnh12) June 20, 2024

WOPENHEIMER - The Wop Wop Wop Supercut (2024) pic.twitter.com/b3oPu0zf6Z
— ✞ a n d r e w ✞ (@Brrrning) June 20, 2024

Sometimes you indeed have to step outside and demonstrate to gentlemen
— Joey (@gothamhiphop) June 20, 2024

When the TL comes together and watches things together >>>>>>>>>

The Jokes >>>>
— Maybe: Jacoby (@Getthebagcoach) June 20, 2024

adonis watchin dis shit ina bathroom on his ipad
— ⌖ (@POE_Ro) June 20, 2024

Somebody on Drake campaign gotta tell him he lost California like it's election night
— Pauly T (@PabloTwice) June 20, 2024

The entire West Coast united on stage for the finale of Kendrick Lamar & Friends The Pop Out pic.twitter.com/9Y36quV8hm
— Modern Notoriety (@ModernNotoriety) June 20, 2024

This concert made me realize one thing: Drake's biggest mistake in the beef might actually be trying to use the West Coast against Kendrick.

BUT we do got to thank Aubrey Drake Graham in a way…at his expense, we managed to get one of the most historic nights in Hip-Hop history. pic.twitter.com/2xT9tZHxXy
— J. Kalif Abdur-Rahman (@JKalif01) June 20, 2024

THE WEEKND PULLED UP TO KENDRICK LAMAR'S 'POP OUT' CONCERT 👀🔥 pic.twitter.com/7q0feRo256
— NFR Podcast (@nfr_podcast) June 20, 2024

Kendrick even had the decency to make this at a time that's convenient for eastern/central time zones.
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) June 20, 2024

Same day delivery is insane. https://t.co/7VZYsi29Z9
— 𝙾𝙳𝙰'𝚜 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 🏴‍☠️❤️‍🔥 (@Linbei_) June 20, 2024

Kendrick Lamar Presents:
I Hate Drake The Musical
Sponsored by Amazon Music
— 𝕺 𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖔 (@visecs) June 20, 2024

Amazon execs collecting this money on Juneteeth: pic.twitter.com/SorbkbnhDn
— Ski Mask Shawty (@haveyouheardofg) June 20, 2024

KENDRICK RAN NOT LIKE US BACK IMMEDIATELY AND LET THE CROWD SING THE LYRICS FOR HIM DOG.. HE BARELY RAPPED!!!

THIS IS THE MOST INSANE VICTORY LAP IVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭pic.twitter.com/dig3zzZlC5
— Big Boss 🇵🇸 (@LordBalvin) June 20, 2024

"heard they made a concert about me and all my haters was in the mix, played that song 5 times cause you're scared of the six" https://t.co/qqNcpd4aAz pic.twitter.com/wMblxIuQTW
— 𝐭𝐠𝐦 🇵🇹 (@TGM_007) June 20, 2024

Kendrick just like me, I too play "not like us" 5 times back to back when I listen to it idc
— Valentina V. (@valentinavoight) June 20, 2024

Even after the fifth time this was still me pic.twitter.com/OHhLRbtcbb
— Food Heffner (@MoSanks) June 20, 2024

Getting cooked on Juneteenth. On Amazon!!! In front of the world?!! I would cry, OMG!!!
— The Morally Corrupt Tay Resnick (@SweetTayPie0104) June 20, 2024

There is a 7 year old blood walking on my TV screen to a song about one of the biggest artists in the world being a pedophile. And it's being sponsored by Amazon. This life is a fever dream
— Deante' Hitchcock (@DeanteVH) June 20, 2024

Imagine getting read down by an entire arena and a man in CVS reading glasses
— Heben Nigatu (@hebennigatu) June 20, 2024

This is like "We Are the World" but for hating a guy.
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) June 20, 2024

If I were Drake I'd cancel my Amazon Prime membership immediately.
— DALÄ SHORT (@drewscotty) June 20, 2024

I love this video lol pic.twitter.com/tnUCN5gbNX
— CEO👑 (@CleoElisse) June 20, 2024

Drake's made an entire career of pandering to professional athletes to think he's cool and Kendrick Lamar has the NBA All-Star team on stage calling him a pedophile it's never been more over
— gayforthrill (@willforthrill) June 20, 2024

he got the whole city of l.a., including russ and demar, dancing on drake's grave. demar was a raptor!!!
— bomani (@bomani_jones) June 20, 2024

🚨RUSSEL WESTBROOK AND DEMAR DEROZAN GO ON STAGE WITH KENDRICK LAMAR TO PERFORM "NOT LIKE US" pic.twitter.com/EEKLjFzGaj
— bobo (@ohitsbobo) June 20, 2024

David Stern would've fined Russ & Demar something crazy.
— Meelz 💪🏾 (@MeelzTV) June 20, 2024

If Drake did this in Toronto it'd be him and Scottie Barnes
— Eli The Economist (@Flawlesslikeeli) June 20, 2024

This concert better than the Finals.
— (Foots The King) (@FootsDaKing) June 20, 2024

This one is flames pic.twitter.com/A9TDlVtPSG
— Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) June 20, 2024

A Crip Walk Ho-Down is CRAZY 😭 https://t.co/mwugXVuFUd
— 🏁 Mr. Alagidi 🇳🇬 (@Don_Lako) June 20, 2024

I would like to join a Gang immediately.
— Van "#1 Voice in Wrestling Media" Lathan Jr (@VanLathan) June 20, 2024

Dying at this man rubbing genuine friendship in that dude's face 😭
— 🐿️✨America Is Musty✨🐿️ (@DragonflyJonez) June 20, 2024

this is drake's red wedding
— lady stark 🐺 (@yourrushmore) June 20, 2024

Amazon Execs watching this K. Dot gang meetup: pic.twitter.com/3tWRf5REYv
— yes. ✭ (@iAmTerrace) June 19, 2024

Don't scan that QR code on Kendrick stream that shit initiated me into the Hoover Crips
— oui oui! (@grey990s) June 20, 2024

I bet Kendrick never gets dissed again. I tell you that.
— KILLFACE (@iamkillface) June 20, 2024

Don't let anyone tell you hating is bad. Look at this absolute menace! He looks at peace with the hate. Glowing, even. I am truly invigorated.
— no. (@JaeFiasco) June 20, 2024

THIS HOW YOU SUPPOSED TO TREAT YA ENEMIES KICK THEM WHILE THERE DOWN AND KEEP KICKING THEM AND DON'T STOP KICKING
— Vandal (@BEEHIGHB) June 20, 2024

with murder??!? https://t.co/ovcop0XYW9
— CapriSunnPapi (@CapriSunnPapi) June 19, 2024

Kendrick should have brought out the school shooter from Degrassi.
— Erin 🏹 (@dancingbird222) June 20, 2024

June 20

FUCK IT !!
The Pop Out, Ken and Friends
Full Kendrick Lamar Performance pic.twitter.com/dtc3OCJcHO
— branDONE 🇵🇸 (@brandedtyler) June 20, 2024

Kendrick had Crips and Bloods shaking hands dancing to him calling Drake a pedophile to an entire audience of screaming fans. There has never been such a complete cultural victory before this. this is Genghis Khan levels of hating. https://t.co/ONdQ7CrWna
— (praetorian) 𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 (@Dread_Botlord) June 20, 2024

"finna pass on this body, i'm john stockton. what a lyric, huh chuckster?" https://t.co/F2kyO9fFXl pic.twitter.com/3rBcBSpI6Z
— jake (@jshoultz19) June 20, 2024

"A Minoooooooooooooor!" https://t.co/OlzBCVoFmD pic.twitter.com/DyqTGANMkT
— A whole lot (@_JBanks__) June 20, 2024

YOOO KENDRICK BROUGHT OUT DANISH ATOMIC PHYSICIST NIEHLS BOHR pic.twitter.com/jdNnr8Rfjs
— DVS (@DVSblast) June 20, 2024

This is how you knew this was a real BLACK gathering cause they always gone let a kid cut up for the one time https://t.co/zkpzi9tzTe
— 🇵🇸🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿🇵🇸 (@Thugg_Speedman) June 20, 2024

Humble is 14 times platinum https://t.co/f25IVTzie5
— Antoine Hardy (@Slangdini) June 20, 2024

Naw, not the AP declaring a winner like it's an election.... I am hollering.... https://t.co/Deej7cek1v
— Strictly 4 My X'ers (@Lizzs_Lockeroom) June 20, 2024

pic.twitter.com/EIDMZybPpj
— Dennis B. Hooper (@dennisbhooper) June 20, 2024

pic.twitter.com/s9MM3AbiRd
— Heben Nigatu (@hebennigatu) June 20, 2024

this is just happening now? Are you serious? https://t.co/8XDRLyNGLz
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) June 20, 2024

Alright everyone this is the real deal, the moment we've practiced for.
We need to get the Muppets back together to put on a show to save the studio https://t.co/vv4OKKLtJT
— Jacob Gurley (@JacobDGurley) June 20, 2024

When I was a babysitter I once let a kid eat half a bag of mini marshmallows to shut her up and when her parents heard about it they were like "ugh yeah sorry she's so annoying, anyways here's $60 see you next week." We used to be a civilized society.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) June 20, 2024

https://t.co/LdbZk1TPww pic.twitter.com/R1Cxf2EOaS
— 🌸sports tweeter Matthias🌸 (tonesetter) (@KryzivenTake2) June 20, 2024

trade grades:

thunder - A+

bulls - A-MINORRRRRRRRRR https://t.co/qDO6Go1491
— tim (@ultralightbehm) June 20, 2024

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— MariReynaDeLaPewPew (@ncorreyna) June 20, 2024

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— Noah (@Nwnysb) June 20, 2024

Dammit, God. Wrong Donald. #RIP pic.twitter.com/lQdnJT77ot
— Steven Senski 🇺🇦 🌈 (@StevenSenski) June 20, 2024

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