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Donald Trump Pardoned Lil Wayne Before Leaving the White House
PUBLISHED Jan 20, 2021
While a meme-hungry internet hoped that it would be Joe Exotic walking free, Donald Trump's list of pardons before leaving the White House...
Insane Clown Posse Resent Being Compared to Capitol Rioters
PUBLISHED Jan 20, 2021
Insane Clown Posse have had their Juggalo fanbase compared to the Capitol rioters, and the group's Violent J is having absolutely none of i...
Donald Trump Bids His Presidency Farewell to the Tune of Frank Sinatra's "My Way"
PUBLISHED Jan 20, 2021
As Donald Trump's chaotic term as president came to an unceremonious close this week, the now-former president and his family have left the...
Joe Exotic Says He Is "Too Gay" to Be Pardoned
PUBLISHED Jan 20, 2021
Yesterday, Donald Trump used his final moments as the president of the United States to pardon a handful of public figures including Lil Wa...
Donald Trump Wants an Alex Trebek Statue in a "Garden of American Heroes"
PUBLISHED Jan 18, 2021
Aggrieved by the summertime toppling of Confederate statues across the United States, Donald Trump called for the construction of a Nationa...
Someone Removed Donald Trump from 'Home Alone 2,' and Macaulay Culkin Approves
PUBLISHED Jan 14, 2021
Last Christmas, the CBC aired Home Alone 2 without that cameo featuring Donald Trump, and all hell broke loose. Now, someone has edited the...
Descendents Call Donald Trump an "Asshole Twitter Troll" on New Song "That's the Breaks"
PUBLISHED Jan 14, 2021
The punk oracles suggested that a Donald Trump presidency would be good for the genre, and the last four years have mostly proven them wron...
Neil Young Is "Devastated" by "Double Standard" at U.S. Capitol Riot
PUBLISHED Jan 11, 2021
In response to the far-right's violent attack at the U.S. Capitol last week, Neil Young has shared a statement titled "A Message from Neil"...