The Emoji Movie

Directed by Anthony Leondis

Release Date: July 28

Starring T.J. Miller, Patrick Stewart, Jennifer Coolidge
The Emoji Movie could go one of two ways. Optimists might see it as a meta-commentary on modern humanity, complete with a critique of our emotionally stunted communication skills. Knowing that tech brands are using this as a launchpad for product placement, however, we’ve got a feeling it’s really just going to be another crass franchise launch. Either way, Sir Patrick Stewart voices a talking pile of shit. (Columbia)