John Mayer Had an Emergency Appendectomy and Seems to Be Enjoying the Painkillers
"I'm a warm, pilled-out froggy, whizzing my golf cart around the internet, doffing my wool cap to everyone I pass"
Yesterday (December 6), in addition to thanking fans for the well wishers and expressing his regret over a few tour dates, the singer posed for a bathroom selfie in his hospital gown and bracelet, cracking: "still got it."
Thank you everyone for the well wishes. Had surgery yesterday and woke up to see some amazingly kind and loving tweets. I'm so sorry that we couldn't finish out the last few dates of the tour. This band and these shows mean the world to me. Love you all dearly. ⚡️♥️⚡️— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) December 6, 2017
But it was in the wee hours of this morning (December 7) that the painkillers really seemed to kick in. Mayer took to Twitter to inform his followers that, "I'm a warm, pilled-out froggy, whizzing my golf cart around the internet, doffing my wool cap to everyone I pass."
I'm a warm, pilled-out froggy, whizzing my golf cart around the internet, doffing my wool cap to everyone I pass. beep beep hellllloo electric guitars let me get a look at you— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) December 7, 2017
He added a few colourful "beeps" as he zoomed towards some supposed electric guitars, much to the delight of many of his followers (except for the fake Twitter account that already exists in honour of Mayer's appendix).
Beep beep! https://t.co/oTWtr205Qa— Ryan Adams (@TheRyanAdams) December 7, 2017
Glad to see you're on the mend. The appendix is like a heckler at a concert; they themselves have no idea why they are there, no one needs them, they make a mess and end up thrown out while everyone cheers. Feel better !!— Keegan Allen (@KeeganAllen) December 7, 2017
That's really hurtful. Why all the hate? Why? I just want to be loved, like everyone else. 😢— John Mayer's Appendix (@johns_appendix) December 7, 2017
I sort of picture this pic.twitter.com/VNLFTRjTGe— Trish (@TriciaStout) December 7, 2017
And a tip of the cap to you sir😉⚡🔥☇ pic.twitter.com/4nXux742JM— Trish (@TriciaStout) December 7, 2017
John currently on the Internet pic.twitter.com/NF107O8oui— tania⚡️ (@tahneahh) December 7, 2017