Blab
Blab
September 2001
PUBLISHED Nov 17, 2016
Now that Manhattan is a soulless hellhole with no discernible redeeming qualities filled with desperate, grasping people whose only raison...
Blab
April 2001
PUBLISHED Nov 17, 2016
As rank avarice and the shameless pursuit of celebrity for its own sake seem to be the ordure of the day, it's always a nice kick in the gr...
Blab
December 2000
PUBLISHED Nov 17, 2016
In honour of the recent appearance of Vaginal Davis at Vaseline, the hip bi-weekly club upstairs at the El Mocambo run by Will Monroe here...
Blab
November 2000
PUBLISHED Nov 17, 2016
What to write for the 100th anniversary of Exclaim!? Gee, it doesn't seem like 100 years since I started writing this scandalous, sordid li...
BLAB
PUBLISHED Nov 17, 2016
If I told you that I had sex last night with a hustler who was a convicted child molester with scoliosis, would you believe me? Well you...
BLAB
PUBLISHED Nov 17, 2016
Nothing particularly captivating has happened in my humdrum little life lately, so I suppose I’m going to be forced to dredge up some...
Blab
March 2001
PUBLISHED Nov 17, 2016
I'm on an Air Transat flight to Vancouver, shooing away a squawking chicken that is running loose in the aisle. The inside of this huge jet...
Blab
PUBLISHED Nov 17, 2016
Johannesburg, Johannesburg, my ass still aches when I hear that word (to paraphrase Stompin’ Tom Connors). Third world hustlers are d...