This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: September 16, 2022
"Hiya Liz. Holy jumpin', I can't believe ya went and bit the big one. I've been crying my nads off since I heard you'd passed away from dying. I hope Heaven is a hoot and you can crack a couple wobbly pops up there. Go Leafs! Your eternal buddy,— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) September 9, 2022
Somebody asked me how to download Black Twitter because they only have the regular one and I almost peed myself laughing.— Jamarcus Turner (@MrMarcus260) September 9, 2022
Me at the theater for Little Mermaid pic.twitter.com/9bOr8Xx7Vp— THIQUE (@ScottieBeam) September 10, 2022
babies are like oh fuck yes dry cheerios in a zip lock bag holy shit this rules— ret (@rad_milk) September 9, 2022
they uploaded her soul to a kiosk and now she has to take burger orders for eternity https://t.co/pEWpmsYxhy— fag daughter (@DiodeLass) September 9, 2022
when my boyfriend is home i eat three square meals a day and when he is gone i creep into the kitchen for a handful of dry cereal or a pickle every two hours like a tiny rat in a bodega in bedstuy— aria aber (@AriaAber) September 10, 2022
if i was to make fun of a british person this is exactly what id tweet. no notes. pic.twitter.com/UMgjovbKZl— Viceroy Kantian-Leninist (@josh_philosophy) September 9, 2022
At least once a month, I randomly remember that Dr Phil once invited the creator of the BumFights video series on his show to confront him about exploiting vulnerable people for financial gain—only for him to show up dressed up as Dr Phil & point out he does the same exact thing. pic.twitter.com/IdEfTQQFMT— Kendall Brown (@kendallybrown) September 9, 2022
Got pulled aside at security because I had, and I quote, "an abnormal number of books".— Morgan (@ajetsetgirl) September 10, 2022
1992: The humanities are useless. Study STEM.— Al Peṭṭerson (@eyelessgame) September 9, 2022
2002: The humanities are useless. Study STEM.
2012: The humanities are useless. Study STEM.
2022: Why are nazis suddenly about to take over?
I believe this is an Oregon pic.twitter.com/PhEz70pIok— stu (@rinbcage) September 11, 2022
Today's the day pic.twitter.com/CYSb2LmqR1— cook county fair booster (@lefttheprairie) September 10, 2022
The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides— Sam Saulsbury (@SamuelSaulsbury) September 11, 2022
No way you guys are crying over Ariel being black and having dreads— taurus girl (@jaxajueny) September 10, 2022
"It's not realistic"
She's a fish?
Buddy walked on the football field like Dr Strange just dropped him there pic.twitter.com/HrDHixtzmL— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) September 11, 2022
haters will put a sheet over your cage to try to make you think it's bedtime— fiona apple's cigarette (@fionascig) September 10, 2022
Nothing is scarier to someone above the age of 30 and having a relaxing drink than watching a DJ start setting up.— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) September 10, 2022
ME: Dinosaur Jr is so awesome— Chris Locke (@chrislockeworld) September 10, 2022
DINOSAUR JR: We are not friends. It's like a business
ME: DON'T SAY THAT! SAY YOU ARE FRIENDS
How it started. How it's going pic.twitter.com/TAJiFQ8YrT— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) September 11, 2022
How tf Subway INSIDE Walmart out of lettuce🤨BTCH go get it— AlexTheGreat🍊 (@Derekalexander_) September 10, 2022
At a wedding on 9/11 weekend and these are the shakers pic.twitter.com/Eb9iNQvUyE— Anders J Lee (@andersleehere) September 10, 2022
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