Notoriously Grateful slinger of da best music, DJ Khaled, is adding anotha one to his blessings count — or maybe a No. 2? It must be their 18th wedding anniversary, because Drake has apparently given the sneakerhead and fried chicken mogul the porcelain gift of "about four" luxury Toto toilets.
DJ Khaled celebrated his 47th birthday on Saturday (November 26). Drake, ever timely — perhaps with some help from those 14-minute private jet flights that nobody takes — delivered what the DJ is saying "might be the best gift ever" on the big day so Khaled could get down to big business at approximately four different locations in his house (maybe even his sneaker closet?) whenever the urge strikes.
"Listen this is not no regular toilet bowl," the We the Best Music label founder shared in a video posted to his Instagram Stories. "My brother Drake just bought me and my family about four big toilet bowls. This is called a Toto toilet bowl. If you ever been to Drake's house, his toilet bowls are incredible." Of course, we've been to Drake's house! Kanye doxxed his address last year, as if his mansion wasn't already pretty much a Toronto tourist destination.
"This is called a Toto toilet bowl," Khaled continued in his show-and-tell, going over the Toto's sweet features like remote control operation, a UV-light cleaning system, remote control operation, heated seats, the Tornado flush system, an air deodorizer and a bidet function. (All that and don't they have a pretty good song called "Africa"?)
Khaled went on, "I'm not even joking, Drake, we've been wanting this. Me and my queen been talking about getting Totos for the whole house… If you've ever been to Drake's house, you know it's worth $500 million."
But Khaled says it's not even about the money — it's just about the fact that Drizzy got his ass "the best of the best." He'll also be reserving one of the toilets exclusively for Drake's use in his home studio, so hopefully the mother-loving rapper will be able to start flushing away the real stinkers before they go to tape.
"Real talk. This might be the best gift ever," Khaled concluded, before getting really philosophical on us. "Everybody knows, when you sit down and do the theory, that's when you meditate and reflect on life. So when you sit down and do the theory, ideas be coming. Some of my best ideas come from me taking a theory. Now that's real talk. And I got one now that lights up and it sprays theory and it even makes it smell theory. And it's like a big theory."
Theorizing is, after all, the most major of keys.
Watch a clip of Khaled showing off his spoils from the 6ix God below.
DJ Khaled celebrated his 47th birthday on Saturday (November 26). Drake, ever timely — perhaps with some help from those 14-minute private jet flights that nobody takes — delivered what the DJ is saying "might be the best gift ever" on the big day so Khaled could get down to big business at approximately four different locations in his house (maybe even his sneaker closet?) whenever the urge strikes.
"Listen this is not no regular toilet bowl," the We the Best Music label founder shared in a video posted to his Instagram Stories. "My brother Drake just bought me and my family about four big toilet bowls. This is called a Toto toilet bowl. If you ever been to Drake's house, his toilet bowls are incredible." Of course, we've been to Drake's house! Kanye doxxed his address last year, as if his mansion wasn't already pretty much a Toronto tourist destination.
"This is called a Toto toilet bowl," Khaled continued in his show-and-tell, going over the Toto's sweet features like remote control operation, a UV-light cleaning system, remote control operation, heated seats, the Tornado flush system, an air deodorizer and a bidet function. (All that and don't they have a pretty good song called "Africa"?)
Khaled went on, "I'm not even joking, Drake, we've been wanting this. Me and my queen been talking about getting Totos for the whole house… If you've ever been to Drake's house, you know it's worth $500 million."
But Khaled says it's not even about the money — it's just about the fact that Drizzy got his ass "the best of the best." He'll also be reserving one of the toilets exclusively for Drake's use in his home studio, so hopefully the mother-loving rapper will be able to start flushing away the real stinkers before they go to tape.
"Real talk. This might be the best gift ever," Khaled concluded, before getting really philosophical on us. "Everybody knows, when you sit down and do the theory, that's when you meditate and reflect on life. So when you sit down and do the theory, ideas be coming. Some of my best ideas come from me taking a theory. Now that's real talk. And I got one now that lights up and it sprays theory and it even makes it smell theory. And it's like a big theory."
Theorizing is, after all, the most major of keys.
Watch a clip of Khaled showing off his spoils from the 6ix God below.
