Warped Tour Skips Canada in 2016

Bad news for those of you hoping to check out the latest electro metalcore acts or chill with professional YouTube vloggers named Jax in 2016 — the Warped Tour is not coming to Canada. 

The long-running punk, emo, metalcore and, er, Vine celebrity showcase just announced its schedule for next year's trek, and there are exactly zero Canadian stops on the journey.

The itinerary includes festival dates all over the United States, where young adults and their confused parents will undoubtedly have a special day out. But Canadians will have to cross the border if they want in on the action.

Check out the full Warped itinerary below.

Tour dates:

06/24 Dallas, TX            
06/25 San Antonio, TX    
06/26 Houston, TX            
06/27 New Orleans, LA    
06/29 Nashville, TN        
06/30 Atlanta, GA            
07/01 St. Petersburg, FL      
07/02 Orlando, FL    
07/03 West Palm Beach, FL    
07/05 Charlotte, NC            
07/06 Virginia Beach, VA    
07/07 Syracuse, NY              
07/08 Camden, NJ          
07/09 Wantagh, NY        
07/10 Hartford, CT          
07/11 Scranton, PA
07/13 Mansfield, MA      
07/14 Darien Center, NY  
07/15 Pittsburgh, PA      
07/16 Columbia, MD      
07/17 Holmdel, NJ            
07/19 Indianapolis, IN      
07/20 Cuyahoga Falls, OH
07/21 Cincinnati, OH    
07/22 Detroit, MI  
07/23 Chicago, IL  
07/24 Shakopee, MN      
07/26 Milwaukee, WI      
07/27 St. Louis, MO              
07/28 Bonners Spring, KS            
07/30 Salt Lake City, UT    
07/31 Denver, CO              
08/02 Oklahoma City, OK
08/03 Albuquerque, NM        
08/05 San Diego, CA            
08/06 San Francisco, CA        
08/07 Pomona, CA          
08/09 Phoenix, AZ          
08/11 Boise, ID            
08/12 Auburn, WA
08/13 Portland, OR

UPDATE (12/14, 3 p.m.): Warped Tour organizers offered an explanation for the lack of Canadian shows, as well as the promise of discounted tickets for Torontonians: