Published May 04, 2018When they're not basking in the glory of their timeless noughties pop hits (or collaborating with modern indie bands), Smash Mouth maintain one of the best Twitter accounts on the web. They use the medium to weigh in on music beefs, chat sports and, uh, promote the joys of cunnilingus.
As The Root reports, DJ Khaled recently told The Breakfast Club that he's not interested in performing oral sex on his wife, though he'll gladly receive it. His reasoning? He said there's different rules for "kings."
ok so I'm convinced he has the mind of a teenage boy pic.twitter.com/epzhPjceny— Got Student Loans Homie Quan (@howcomeyousmell) May 4, 2018
Proving precisely why they chose their moniker, Smash Mouth stepped in and trashed Khaled for his anti-oral stance. After all, every Fiona deserves just as much bliss as her Shrek.
A King who doesn't is no King at all. https://t.co/Jg1GAlfIjI— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) May 4, 2018
Of course, true heads will remember that this is not the first time Smash Mouth have proven their merit as cunning linguists. Last year, they made sure a fan wasn't being a selfish lover:
gave?— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) January 3, 2017
hell yeah— Add your name (@HallHall303) January 3, 2017
Good dude!!!!— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) January 3, 2017