Noel Gallagher "Dream On" (video)

Noel Gallagher "Dream On" (video)
Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and while some of you no doubt have perfect relationships, many others will sympathize with Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds' new video for "Dream On," which imagines love as a brutal, golden age boxing match. Gallagher himself is cast as a bow-tied referee who spends most of his time hovering above some poor glassjaw that's getting worked over by a pretty pugilist.

Throughout the clip, the lady literally has the upper hand, landing blow after blow on the fella; she does manage to jam a knee deep into her opponent's groin mid-clip, though. Between rounds she reapplies her makeup, while the dude tends to his cuts and bruises.

Meanwhile, two suspiciously similar-looking socialites monitor the match from either side of a pair of soda-sipping kids. Find out who's the victor in this battle of the sexes down below. You, uh, won't be surprised.