The Chainsmokers Can't Stop Having Threesomes with Fans

"Does it count if it's international?"

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BY Megan LaPierrePublished Jan 11, 2023

Hey, I was doing just fine before I knew this, and now you have to, too. EDM twosome the Chainsmokers have sheepishly — although not totally reluctantly — admitted to having multiple threesomes with fans, because of course they have.

In an extremely inevitable occurrence of this cursed timeline, the duo of T.I. punchee Drew Taggart and Alex Pall appeared on the latest episode of the Call Her Daddy podcast to talk about something or other (perhaps their trip to space?), probably. But then the bros — no actual relation, to be clear — and host Alex Cooper somehow got onto the topic of threesomes.

"Does it count if it's international?" Pall asked his fellow Alex, attempting to blame it not on the alcohol, but the European government.

"It's been a long time," Pall continued (okay, sure), "but in the early days — it was also the days when we used to have to share the hotel rooms. We'd be in Europe, they have the two beds. They don't even split them apart. They literally have two singles," he explained. "So it's almost like we were forced. By the European government, because they don't separate their beds."

Reflecting fondly on their first Chainsmorgy, Pall remembered thinking, "What the fuck just happened?" He assured that the ménages were "never planned," prompting Taggart to chime in, "I feel like that's how threesomes happen, though."

"Oh okay, I guess we're just doing that," Pall agreed. The Chainsmokers were also adamant about the fact that their gang bangs were never with "die-hard" fans — well, nobody was wearing any merch, at least. That would have made it weird.

Check out the full podcast episode below (at your own risk!).

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