Maryland Girl Suspended For Liking All Time Low

Maryland Girl Suspended For Liking All Time Low
Say what you will about their derivative music, their clichéd song titles, their done-to-death "awkward teenage" videos, their professionally styled haircuts, etc, but Maryland-based emo/mall punk act All Time Low are now the official badasses of their clean cut scene having posed in their undies for a press photo. To most people the photo is pretty tame stuff, but to a high school in the band's home state, it's downright pornographic. A student at Magnolia Middle School in Harford County named Rea was suspended for three days when a staff member saw the "depraved" photo of the four boys in the band (see above) on her locker. In response to her three-day suspension, Rea stated: "I'm annoyed and bothered by the fact my principle called the picture 'porn.' I've seen way worse Chris Brown pictures." Oh have you now? Considering an extensive image search of everyone's favourite barely legal male R&B star turns up nothing but a fully clothed Brown, I'm thinking Magnolia needs to keep an eye on little Miss Fibs-a-lot.

All Time Low "Coffee Shop Soundtrack"