Here's a Shirtless Chris Martin Doing a Seriously Uncomfortable Dance Routine for Take That

Here's a Shirtless Chris Martin Doing a Seriously Uncomfortable Dance Routine for Take That
If you've always had a secret fantasy of seeing Coldplay crooner Chris Martin take off his shirt, dress up in leather and awkwardly dance to Take That, it's now become a very real reality.

The iconic U.K. boyband are celebrating their 30th anniversary with a new greatest-hits collection called Odyssey, and to help them mark the milestone, Martin did a little dance for them and it's, well, something...

Referencing Take That's classic "Do What You Like" video, Martin can be seen in some Chippendales-appropriate attire breaking out some insanely awkward early '90s dance moves, in a luscious garden setting no less.

After dropping a few moves and the song's chorus, Martin stares into the camera to deliver the following message: "Oh hi, it's Chris. Thirty years on and I'm still auditioning and I'm waiting to hear from my favourite boyband of all time, Take That. They never call me, but I'm never gonna give up! I'll be back for good, because I pray that you'll want me in your band some day."

Watch it all play out for yourself below — if you're into that sort of thing. And just in case you miss the reference, you can watch Take That's "Do What You Like" below. It's, well, something...