Published Sep 22, 2012Days after her arrest for hash possession, singer-songwriter Fiona Apple is back on the grind to promote her recent album The Idler Wheel.... Taking the stage in Houston last night (September 21), Apple opened up about her experience behind bars.
In a rant caught on tape, Apple discussed her time in the clink, cryptically alluding to four people who were "inappropriate and probably illegal" while also bringing up decoders and some sort of secret.
It's all a little confusing, but here's her statement in full:
Now, most of the people were very nice to me. There are four of you out there, and I want you to know that I heard everything you did. I wrote it all down with your names and everything you did and said stupidly thinking that I couldn't hear or see you. I then ripped the paper up, but not before I encoded it and — I got two lock boxes. We'll call them "holding cell one" and "holding cell two". In "holding cell one" is the encoded version of the shit that you did that I know was inappropriate and probably illegal. In "holding cell two" is the decoder. I'm the only one who holds the key, and you and I will be intimate forever because I will hold that secret forever. Unless of course the celebrity that you had so much interest in but you wanted to accuse me of bringing up while you laughed at me all night? Unless you're interested in being a celebrity, I'll make you fucking famous any time you ask and I'll open those boxes. So why don't you stay in your fucking holding cell?
Yeah, we don't really know what the hell she's talking about either, but you can check out the full video below [via Pitchfork].