Ted Cruz Says All of the Simpsons Are Republicans Except Lisa

Even Maggie
Ted Cruz Says All of the Simpsons Are Republicans Except Lisa
There are all kinds of infuriating Simpsons theories floating around the web (do not get us started on the Hank Scorpio shoe debate), but much-maligned U.S. Senator Ted Cruz has just dropped the worst take yet.

While speaking at the 2018 Conservative Political Action Conference, Cruz dropped this little turd of a comment:
 
Putting aside the GOP's shakey history with The Simpsons, this objectively incorrect take has managed to piss off the entire internet. 

There was a loud chorus on Twitter pointing out the show's constant mocking of Republicans, the fact that Maggie Simpson nearly killed the Republican Mr. Burns with a gun and even the fact that Lisa Simpson once became president in order to save American from President Trump (a gag that seemed far-fetched at the time).

Then, Simpsons showrunner Al Jean decided to weigh in:
 
 
Another prominent theory reemerging from this absolutely dogshit take is that Ted Cruz has never actually seen The Simpsons. After all, when he was campaigning to run for president he released this bafflingly awful video: