If any movie can actually make a reviewer feel a little dirty for taking the time to write a review, it might be Insanitarium, an adolescent, almost incoherent gore-fest with the audacity to reference directors like David Cronenberg and David Lynch. Its the story of Jack (Jesse Metcalf), a slightly misguided young man who decides to cut up his chest and wander around a park in order to get into the insane asylum where his sister (Kiele Sanchez) is being held. Once inside, he discovers that a "mad genius doctor (Peter Stormare) is experimenting on patients with a pigment-altering drug called "Orpheus that turns them into bloodthirsty cannibals. With the help of a fellow patient (Kevin Sussman) and a frightened nurse (Olivia Munn), Jack attempts to rescue his sister from the "insanitarium and expose the secrets behind the monochromatic white halls. Somewhere in between the moments when a crazed mental patient rips the head off a live cat and one where Peter Stormare ties his lab assistant up, cuts her thigh, stuffs her panties in her mouth and rapes her, it becomes clear that there really isnt a great deal to redeem this film. It clips along at a decent pace, given that theres rarely any logic or natural progression to any of the events that unfold, which is at least one thing to be grateful for. Also, fans of carnage may be pleased with some explicit dismemberment, machetes through the head and graphic cannibalism, not to mention a plastic-breasted patient who runs around topless, covered in blood for half of the film. Special features on the DVD are simultaneously depressing and amusing, with a featurette focusing on a conversation between director Jeff Buhler and actor Jesse Metcalf, where Buhler compares himself to Cronenberg and talks about the intensity of the realistic, character-driven moments of the film of which there are none. The "Patients featurette shows a potentially intoxicated Stormare talking about his character, while the actress who played his lab assistant (Carla Gallo) talks about how it wouldnt have occurred to her to have panties stuffed in her mouth during the rape scene if Stormare hadnt have brought it up, given that its pretty tasteless and insulting. This moment might actually be the most inspired on the entire DVD. Also included is a digital copy of the film for viewers to toss onto their PSPs and PCs so the magic can be enjoyed anywhere.
(Sony)Insanitarium
Jeff Buhler
BY Robert BellPublished Jul 24, 2008