November 4
The Obama photo is the best part of this: pic.twitter.com/iSAIEF0Zi6
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) November 4, 2017
Presented without comment. pic.twitter.com/weIk5pJSlk
— Esha 🌹 (@eshaLegal) November 4, 2017
November 5winona ryder is that bitch. pic.twitter.com/F8Qkh2C9MI
— 🍷 (@bleuvaIentine) November 5, 2017
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) November 5, 2017
"My dog became a shark when I bought new carpet." pic.twitter.com/r3HYT2k4yv
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) November 6, 2017
The 2nd Amendment was written at the same convention where they decided slaves were only 3/5ths of a person so maybe it's worth reexamining.
— Keifer (@KeiferLirette) November 5, 2017
Men think a woman expressing her emotions makes her crazy as if holding them in & suppressing them isn't what makes men literal psychopaths
— virgo (@allmenaintshit) November 5, 2017
November 6add some DRAMA to your morning runs by doing them in a billowing wedding dress and full makeup
— julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) November 6, 2017
FOX NEWS: This shouldn't happen in a church, but where better to be shot, right?!? pic.twitter.com/VVMK4PNozz
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) November 6, 2017
"It's not a gun issue. It's a mental health issue."
— Dana Gould (@danagould) November 6, 2017
- Trump
Which is why, in Feb., he made it easier for the mental ill to buy guns. pic.twitter.com/jQejMlITwo
Okay everybody gets mad at god but imagine if you got bored and bought an ant farm and an hour later all the ants were racist
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) November 7, 2017
I don't believe the President thinks mental health is truly the issue because he has yet to mock the shooter by spastically flailing
— Dan Harmon (@danharmon) November 6, 2017
With the possibility of 20th Century Fox being sold to Disney, let me be one of the first to point out the Simpsons predicted it: pic.twitter.com/U1uN5VjiEp
— Ryan W. Mead (@rwmead) November 6, 2017
November 7Most guys can't find the comparative literature classes pic.twitter.com/JB87BbHFKf
— All your long name jokes suck Vron (@veronicaj119) November 7, 2017
There's a man passionately typing at the coffee shop in a VERY unbuttoned shirt should I switch out his laptop for a saxophone.
— Sara Hennessey (@sara_hennessey) November 7, 2017
I saw Don Trump Jr eating in a restaurant this morn and am happy to report people were standing outside BOOING throughout his whole meal!
— DJ Hesta Prynn (@hestaprynnmusic) November 7, 2017
it would almost be worth three more years of Trump just to see him lose to a transgender refugee gun-control advocate in 2020
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) November 8, 2017
Now we have to build a statue of Ed Gillespie, otherwise how will future generations know who lost this election? https://t.co/EsyENT6tKe
— Patrick Burgwinkle (@Burgwinkle) November 8, 2017
Trump was briefly confusing during his (mostly scripted) South Korea dinner toast, saying the following words: pic.twitter.com/ZEFsT6US3n
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) November 7, 2017
November 8Guns are not allowed in the U.S. Capitol and every congressman has Obamacare...in case you're wondering how these people really feel.
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) November 7, 2017
I'm speeding past 280 character tweets like they're a person holding a clipboard outside of Whole Foods. No eye contact.
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) November 8, 2017
Watching twitter destroy itself by stubbornly killing the only parts of it anyone likes is highly relatable
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) November 8, 2017
twitter feed now looks like a bunch of conversations i am trying to get out of at a party
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 8, 2017
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— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) November 8, 2017
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#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!
— Isiah Whitlock Jr. (@IsiahWhitlockJr) November 8, 2017
choose ur fighter pic.twitter.com/x1CSi75NdV
— chib 🐢 (@Chibleee) November 8, 2017
This has to be the worst jump ball thrown by a ref in NBA history. Even Kanter who won it was like WTF? 😂 pic.twitter.com/0wkwgg4EUv
— 🚁Sky Wob🚁 (@World_Wide_Wob) November 9, 2017
Nicely done, @heshpa pic.twitter.com/6KJ9PgDZWr
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 8, 2017
November 9BASED ON VOTER FEEDBACK IT WOULD APPEAR PEOPLE WANT FOOD AND MEDICINE
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) November 8, 2017
it's so disappointing to say farewell to my comedic hero, louis ck, the guy who engineers his entire life around cramming the n-word into his overrated comedy routines. I was really rooting for him. an absolute inspiration.
— Mitra Jouhari (@tweetrajouhari) November 9, 2017
"Not all men!"
— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) November 9, 2017
2017: You wanna fucking bet?
Fuck all this "it's a dangerous time to be a man" bullshit. Have you been a creepy piece of shit in the past? Yes? Then you're going the fuck down. No? Congrats. Just keep worrying about heart disease and shut the fuck up.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 9, 2017
Please just let Weird Al be a good person.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) November 9, 2017
Comedy can be an intimidating place for a woman, whether performing or writing, so it's super helpful when someone doesn't masturbate in front of you.
— Sarah Walker (@swalks) November 9, 2017
NEWS: Roy Moore molested a 14 year old
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 10, 2017
GOP: Oh God! That's evil. Who's his opponent?
NEWS: A guy who will treat black and white ppl equally
GOP: Well 14 is basically like 24 these days...
Just imagine how much trouble Republicans will be in if it turns out Roy Moore ever used a personal email account to do some work.
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) November 10, 2017
IT BEGINS pic.twitter.com/8D5caiD31i
— Josh Fruhlinger (@jfruh) November 10, 2017
November 10Koolest Wizards jumbotron screengrab of all time? pic.twitter.com/XV6Xt4R8D1
— Chris _ _ Richards (@Chris__Richards) November 10, 2017
Halftime show was wild pic.twitter.com/fb8eJpiE9t
— Starring Maggie Serota as herself (@maggieserota) November 10, 2017
